NOAH

[thebigt]

one day noah turned on the television and weather forecasters said 'noah, it's gonna rain hard for a very long time, better build a boat'....didn't have cable in those days, noah was limited to the weather channel so he couldn't get a 2nd opinion. next day noah got busy building that boat.

 

[AE14]

In b4 the Piston Honda vs all the religious members, battle! Lol

Lol

Don't forget how many if the ancient civilizations have the flood story that predates Noah.

 

[thebigt]

noah found that building a boat is hard work, one day while taking a nap noah had a dream.....a talking fish appeared to noah in his dream 'noah take some animals with you, a male and female of every kind would be nice'.....so instead of a boat, noah decided he had better build an ark.

 

[thebigt]

Lol

Don't forget how many if the ancient civilizations have the flood story that predates Noah.

yes but how many of those stories have the title 'NOAH'?

 

[thebigt]

it would be odd to make a movie about the history of the automobile with no mention of henry ford.....or about the history of aviation without any mention of the wright bros.

 

[JCarney]

one day noah turned on the television and weather forecasters said 'noah, it's gonna rain hard for a very long time, better build a boat'....didn't have cable in those days, noah was limited to the weather channel so he couldn't get a 2nd opinion. next day noah got busy building that boat.

inb4 that's not what the Bible says