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    Steak, ice cream, cake, baked potatoes, pasta, bread.... Yummmmm lol jk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Dan View Post
    Baby I would punch a cow right in its motha f*cking face, cut it up and cook it for you. Deadlift 500lbs onto some potatoes so they are nice and mashed, stab the jolly green giant and steal some green beans for you and then give you a hot d*ck Sunday for dessert!
    Great stories dude. Thread title and general forum does not mean you are free to be as graphic and vulgar as you choose. Give it a break Danny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrivest View Post
    ^hence he gets "zero v"

    BAM!!!
    Omggggg... I'm still laughin about this!!
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    Dan you need to go get laid or something seriously. Shut off your computer, leave AM, and go out and the first girl you see " Hi baby lemme mash your potatoes" 100% fool proof. Gogogogogo
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    Lmaoooo
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    Quote Originally Posted by EatMoar View Post
    Dan you need to go get laid or something seriously. Shut off your computer, leave AM, and go out and the first girl you see " Hi baby lemme mash your potatoes" 100% fool proof. Gogogogogo
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    Quote Originally Posted by EatMoar View Post
    Dan you need to go get laid or something seriously. Shut off your computer, leave AM, and go out and the first girl you see " Hi baby lemme mash your potatoes" 100% fool proof. Gogogogogo
    You mean he's not gonna smash some pink taco by spouting lines on AM??
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    Lmaoooooo
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeg313 View Post

    ......with herpes flavored sprinkles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrivest View Post
    ^hence he gets "zero v"

    BAM!!!


    To be fair I do not get V as much as some of the man whores on here, but I chase a different crowd of girls. Generally religious, mostly virgins or a low partner count. No offense intended but I do not want to shack up with someone who has been with half the city. I have actually hurt a couple of girls who I found out their number and I cut them off and walked away. They were nice enough, but sex is a very important factor in understanding someones personality and mind. The way they look at sex and how they treat the act of sex goes a long way to helping you avoid "problems".

    Take this with a grain of salt.

    Sex is not something to be given as freely as it is. I mean here in America its almost to the point to where sex is just an act as simple and common as shaking someones hand. Disgusting, lowly, and lowers your value as a human being in my eyes. If your nothing more than a chemically driven animal, then your lacking half the qualities we use to define "Humanity".

    Then again we have to look at the fact that half of Americans are below the median intelligence level and as a result are likely driven by desires on a lower level of the list of desires the human mind can have. Which ironically would correlate with the results from studies that the more intelligent the man/woman the less they seek companionship and/or sex. Sadly they also have less kids creating a vastly growing gap in the genetic pools available to us...

    Which is why you end up with America today. A ton of halfwits breeding far too much and as a result producing an incompetent and incapable general population that bogs down our country and limits how far even the best can climb.


    Ever seen the movie Idiocracy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero V View Post

    To be fair I do not get V as much as some of the man whores on here, but I chase a different crowd of girls. Generally religious, mostly virgins or a low partner count. No offense intended but I do not want to shack up with someone who has been with half the city. I have actually hurt a couple of girls who I found out their number and I cut them off and walked away. They were nice enough, but sex is a very important factor in understanding someones personality and mind. The way they look at sex and how they treat the act of sex goes a long way to helping you avoid "problems".

    Take this with a grain of salt.

    Sex is not something to be given as freely as it is. I mean here in America its almost to the point to where sex is just an act as simple and common as shaking someones hand. Disgusting, lowly, and lowers your value as a human being in my eyes. If your nothing more than a chemically driven animal, then your lacking half the qualities we use to define "Humanity".

    Then again we have to look at the fact that half of Americans are below the median intelligence level and as a result are likely driven by desires on a lower level of the list of desires the human mind can have. Which ironically would correlate with the results from studies that the more intelligent the man/woman the less they seek companionship and/or sex. Sadly they also have less kids creating a vastly growing gap in the genetic pools available to us...

    Which is why you end up with America today. A ton of halfwits breeding far too much and as a result producing an incompetent and incapable general population that bogs down our country and limits how far even the best can climb.

    Ever seen the movie Idiocracy?
    I haven't seen the movie but I agree with you! Sexx got easy and love got harder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JD261985 View Post

    I loled
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    Quote Originally Posted by EatMoar View Post

    Samsies I love my ice cream with chocolate herpie sprinkles , if ya know what I mean
    Eww...
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    Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    I haven't seen the movie but I agree with you! Sexx got easy and love got harder.
    Watch the movie. Its hilarious, but in the end will leave you feeling pretty pessimistic about where our species is headed. At the time I watched it it was just a funny movie, but as time goes on it seems more like a prophetic herald of the times to come.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero V View Post

    Watch the movie. Its hilarious, but in the end will leave you feeling pretty pessimistic about where our species is headed. At the time I watched it it was just a funny movie, but as time goes on it seems more like a prophetic herald of the times to come.
    Lol.. I'm not a movie person but ill watch this one.
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    not gonna lie...i came in just cause i saw sex...


    but its really all personal preference--my wife and i didnt but we did shortley after

    if your loins are on fire i say go for it...if you know he/she is clean and dd free--then go for it.

    i would just be careful that your not gonna hop in the sack with someone thats into stuff that freaks you out or just you know...is weird...like sacraficing goats and ****
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    Quote Originally Posted by MANotaur View Post
    not gonna lie...i came in just cause i saw sex...

    but its really all personal preference--my wife and i didnt but we did shortley after

    if your loins are on fire i say go for it...if you know he/she is clean and dd free--then go for it.

    i would just be careful that your not gonna hop in the sack with someone thats into stuff that freaks you out or just you know...is weird...like sacraficing goats and ****
    Sacrificing manotaurs.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MANotaur View Post
    not gonna lie...i came in just cause i saw sex...

    but its really all personal preference--my wife and i didnt but we did shortley after

    if your loins are on fire i say go for it...if you know he/she is clean and dd free--then go for it.

    i would just be careful that your not gonna hop in the sack with someone thats into stuff that freaks you out or just you know...is weird...like sacraficing goats and ****
    I'm usually the one into freaky stuff!
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    Well then 7 hells....i guess ypur g2g then!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    I'm usually the one into freaky stuff!
    lol wot.. oh... heard you definitely into that, hit me up jkjk
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    Quote Originally Posted by EatMoar View Post
    Sacrificing manotaurs.....
    yeah that happened once....i was kinda into it until she really tried to stab me...thats when it got wierd
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    Quote Originally Posted by MANotaur View Post

    yeah that happened once....i was kinda into it until she really tried to stab me...thats when it got wierd
    Ahhhhh... You don't like it rough! :P lmaooooo
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    Any one else use toys when you get lazy during sex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawks21 View Post
    Any one else use toys when you get lazy during sex?
    Lmaooo... On a guy? Yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawks21 View Post
    Any one else use toys when you get lazy during sex?
    I can't afford to get lazy sex is my only cardio haha
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    Lmfao. After the second time around I'm to lazy to even do anything and hungry so I just use a rabbit
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawks21 View Post
    Lmfao. After the second time around I'm to lazy to even do anything and hungry so I just use a rabbit
    Horrible lover!
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    Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    Lmaooo... On a guy? Yes
    lol you using toys on a guy, is he very pliable in that regard haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3platinum View Post

    lol you using toys on a guy, is he very pliable in that regard haha
    Every girl needs a submissive boy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    Every girl needs a submissive boy!
    I guess it speaks to the opportunistic and foreplay that girls play out in their mind, most guys stay away from toys. Hey different strokes for diff folks :P

    I would be up for hand tool such as a fleshlight or something, but the OG hand job does the job for me too... quite arousing, what's your take on hnd-jobs, how would you rank it vs a tool?
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3platinum View Post

    I guess it speaks to the opportunistic and foreplay that girls play out in their mind, most guys stay away from toys. Hey different strokes for diff folks :P

    I would be up for hand tool such as a fleshlight or something, but the OG hand job does the job for me too... quite arousing, what's your take on hnd-jobs, how would you rank it vs a tool?
    I think watching a guy masturbate is extremely sexy especially if he's trying to hold it in and a little bit jizz out. Lol I've felt a fleshlight, it's ok.
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    Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    I think watching a guy masturbate is extremely sexy especially if he's trying to hold it in and a little bit jizz out. Lol I've felt a fleshlight, it's ok.

    So you think FL is close to the real thing? never used a fl b4 that's why Im asking ($60-70 bux wut?).. you know for the sake of discussion.

    I feel you on the juice part, for me when the juices are dripping by the inner thighs of a girl. Enjoy the hunt to clean nomsayin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    I'm usually the one into freaky stuff!
    so you likes the ATM sex huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dds View Post

    so you likes the ATM sex huh?
    Makes going to the bank fun. But seriously your saying atm is freaky? Be more imaginative my friend.
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    How much attention this girl gets on AM still makes me laugh. Come on guys
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    Quote Originally Posted by ITW View Post
    How much attention this girl gets on AM still makes me laugh. Come on guys
    To be fair I get alot of attention too. Most of it relevant.
    There will be a plethora of attention seekers in your life. You dont have to associate with them. Although I have seen david dunn get rather perturbed with the situation. I dont care either way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dds View Post

    so you likes the ATM sex huh?
    Lol... You think ATM is freaky... Lol
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