Why do you lift?

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by threeFs View Post
    Is this real life?

    I lift because it's my time where I focus on myself, like meditation or yoga for some others. I've always had low self esteem and got beat up alot as a kid mentally and physically. Other issues deep down like growing up vegetarian, having few friends, and my dad and I catching my mom doing the neighbor give me an unobtainable rage that I can never reach nor extinguish. Loud heavy metal in my ears and heavy iron fatigue my body so I don't do something dumb like drugs or break things or hurt people. That's why I fkn lift. I could give a sht about looking good for other people. This is all about me for myself.
    Sorry bout your mom bro, I couldn't resist.... She came on to me anyhow!


  2. Quote Originally Posted by mikeg313 View Post

    Sorry bout your mom bro, I couldn't resist.... She came on to me anyhow!
    Go ahead and talk sht. Everyone is tough over the internet
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by Glawry View Post
    I be whoever i want to be bro im an aussie sick khunt. I live life to the fullest and have a hrwat time unlike u with a carrot stuck up ur arse
    Oh god did this troll peak his head up from his hole? Last time his mom gave him internet access he hated our gun laws and was thinking about moving to Australia.
    I lift because My dad is in his 50's and is still a Gorilla and I cant have my pops beating my ass still at this age. My catalyst though was when I was 20 my friend and I were walking on a beach down in San Diego and he started busting my balls about how I had the chest of a 12 year old boy and the beer belly of Barney from the Simpsons since then it has been on!
    SNS REP
    Hit me up with any questions any time.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by threeFs View Post

    Go ahead and talk sht. Everyone is tough over the internet
    Wow, do you realize you're the one talking sht being an internet tough guy and I'm the guy tellin jokes? Put a quarter in your ass cus you're playin yourself ;-)

  5. u guys should duke it out with your penis's. like a penis sword battle to the death
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  6. I can do lightsaber while you fight

  7. Quote Originally Posted by OnionKnight View Post
    u guys should duke it out with your penis's. like a penis sword battle to the death
    I'm a girthy bastard so I can't really sword fight but I can club. Does that count?

  8. Quote Originally Posted by mikeg313 View Post

    I'm a girthy bastard so I can't really sword fight but I can club. Does that count?
    All girth and no length, u won't be gettin much swing off that club. Think the name for that is a chode

  9. Quote Originally Posted by mikeg313 View Post

    I'm a girthy bastard so I can't really sword fight but I can club. Does that count?
    well some might consider that a disadvantage. but in glawry's case, i think a mace beats a pencil dick rapier

    and more girth = bigger barrel for the ending shotgun barrage

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Glawry View Post

    All girth and no length, u won't be gettin much swing off that club. Think the name for that is a chode
    Who said anything about lack of length? Babies arm baby...

  11. Quote Originally Posted by mikeg313 View Post
    Put a quarter in your ass cus you're playin yourself ;-)
    Nothing costs a quarter anymore, can't even make a phone call

  12. Quote Originally Posted by threeFs View Post

    Nothing costs a quarter anymore, can't even make a phone call
    i can get a single scan tron at my college bookstore for a quarter

  13. Quote Originally Posted by OnionKnight View Post
    i can get a single scan tron at my college bookstore for a quarter
    how about 1 rib?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNQRqAoT-2c

  14. Folks who lift and are in this thread, do you drive a Prius?
    MEM->DCA->PHL->MEM

  15. Quote Originally Posted by threeFs View Post

    Nothing costs a quarter anymore, can't even make a phone call
    Can't remember where I was but not to long ago I was somewhere and there was a PAC MAN arcade game. I went over for a play and some nostalgia and was lookin for a quarter in my pocket when I noticed it was $1 to play. A buck to play PAC MAN?! What a bunch of crap

  16. Quote Originally Posted by Invycktus View Post
    Folks who lift and are in this thread, do you drive a Prius?
    Nope I drive a nice big Chrysler 300c SRT8, about as American as it can get! All power and sh!t for MPG! Then I have my Tundra not quite as American but just as powerful. And can you believe that I have a nice medium size dong to boot? Not scary just efficient as hell! ( I knew the small dick jokes were coming)
    SNS REP
    Hit me up with any questions any time.

  17. Quote Originally Posted by McCrew530 View Post
    Nope I drive a nice big Chrysler 300c SRT8, about as American as it can get! All power and sh!t for MPG! Then I have my Tundra not quite as American but just as powerful. And can you believe that I have a nice medium size dong to boot? Not scary just efficient as hell! ( I knew the small dick jokes were coming)
    Hijack. My wife has a Charger, built in Mexico. I have a Tacoma, built ENTIRELY in Texas. Almost every new-ish Toyota I've seen is built here in the good ol US. I found that interesting.

    Resume your penis competition or whatever the fuk is going down.

    /hijack.
    Don't worry, man, someday I'ma be nobody too.

  18. Quote Originally Posted by Swanson52 View Post
    Hijack. My wife has a Charger, built in Mexico. I have a Tacoma, built ENTIRELY in Texas. Almost every new-ish Toyota I've seen is built here in the good ol US. I found that interesting.

    Resume your penis competition or whatever the fuk is going down.

    /hijack.
    Well in that case I edit my post because my Tundra is a 2012 Go 'merica!
    SNS REP
    Hit me up with any questions any time.

  19. Quote Originally Posted by McCrew530 View Post
    Well in that case I edit my post because my Tundra is a 2012 Go 'merica!
    'MERICA!
    Don't worry, man, someday I'ma be nobody too.

  20. i lift for motivation, the miles stones i have hit with athleticism didn't come easy and they make me more confident when dealing with a challenge.

  21. used to play sports. good stress regulator

  22. None of us will live forever but while i am living i want to be as fit and capable as possible and i like looking good
    Your fastest weight is your best weight

  23. I started lifting due to years and years of ridicule for weighing 130lbs.

    I'm slowly coming to peace with the fact that people are just generally *******s, so now I lift because it makes me feel good and helps with depression.
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