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    Protein farts


    Does anybody else get the worst farts from protein?

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    Lol
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    Try whey isolate instead if concentrate and cut out dairy. They'll disappear gaurenteed
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    Just inhale them upon excretion to reuse the protein. Trust me. It works.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hiprsha666 View Post
    Just inhale them upon excretion to reuse the protein. Trust me. It works.
    Amazing lol. Actually laughed out loud when I read this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pypp View Post
    Try whey isolate instead if concentrate and cut out dairy. They'll disappear gaurenteed
    This^^^ I stopped mixing my whey with dairy and no farts, no bloat
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    Why are men afraid of farting now days? I'm 23 and I lift my leg and smile when the toot fairy comes round. Seriously....high protien /calorie diets lead to more flatulence. Just does. Be loud be proud or be silent and violent. Either or. Just make sure to hold your significant other's head under the blankets when you let go.great workout trying to make them stay under.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pyrobatt
    Why are men afraid of farting now days? I'm 23 and I lift my leg and smile when the toot fairy comes round. Seriously....high protien /calorie diets lead to more flatulence. Just does. Be loud be proud or be silent and violent. Either or. Just make sure to hold your significant other's head under the blankets when you let go.great workout trying to make them stay under.
    ^^^
    This is a wise man, don't hold back, release and embrace.

    My dainty 95 lb wife lets them rip also
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    The worst cat piss farts I had was some crazy new Zealand Pre workout stimulant called the curse then after workout had a protein shake follewed later by a muscle tech post workout recovery drink . Holy piss ass.

    Never again.

    Never.

    I thought a part of my body fell in the toliet
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    Quote Originally Posted by titanelmo View Post
    The worst cat piss farts I had was some crazy new Zealand Pre workout stimulant called the curse then after workout had a protein shake follewed later by a muscle tech post workout recovery drink . Holy piss ass.

    Never again.

    Never.

    I thought a part of my body fell in the toliet
    Maybe there was Taco Bell in there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cromaguera View Post
    Does anybody else get the worst farts from protein?
    When I tried some powdered egg protein a couple of years ago, I wasn't fit to be around other human beings...the stench was even unbearable to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theOCdude View Post

    Maybe there was Taco Bell in there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pyrobatt View Post
    Why are men afraid of farting now days? I'm 23 and I lift my leg and smile when the toot fairy comes round. Seriously....high protien /calorie diets lead to more flatulence. Just does. Be loud be proud or be silent and violent. Either or. Just make sure to hold your significant other's head under the blankets when you let go.great workout trying to make them stay under.
    Nice LOL
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    I've made grown men throw up upon inhalation of my flatulence.

    Never felt more alpha in my life. Fact.
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    Re: Protein farts


    Quote Originally Posted by Cromaguera View Post
    Does anybody else get the worst farts from protein?
    Try papaya enzyme or just go with a complete enzyme formula
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    Quote Originally Posted by theniteman View Post
    I've made grown men throw up upon inhalation of my flatulence.

    Never felt more alpha in my life. Fact.
    I'm with you there brother! Sometimes I even get a wiff and I think to myself...."damn...I didn't know eggs could rot when already ingested!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by pyrobatt View Post

    I'm with you there brother! Sometimes I even get a wiff and I think to myself...."damn...I didn't know eggs could rot when already ingested!"
    Lol I feel ya man! Eggs, bananas, any dairy and sunflower seeds bring forth the most foul stench from my inner bowels that have ever been unleashed upon this earth.
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