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    for your amusement


    i got this in my e-mail and its pretty funny:

    http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.html

    here is a list of commands that she responds to:
    become
    bend
    beer
    blow
    boob
    bow
    box
    call
    communicate
    dance
    downward
    eat
    exercise
    fight
    flex
    get
    give
    grab
    jump
    kiss
    knee
    laugh
    lick
    look
    model
    pat
    perform
    play
    pour
    pretend
    punish
    pushup
    rap
    remove
    rub
    seduce
    serve
    shake
    shoot
    show
    sleep
    spin
    splits
    squeeze
    stick
    strip
    surf
    throw
    tickle
    wave

    be sure to try kiss!
    have fun and be sure to post any new commands that u find

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    link doesnt work for me
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    nude works but don't get to excited.lol Physicist thats a good one.
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    Type butt, it's worth it!

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