They say that people that undermine others usually have their own insecurities they can't, or don't know how to deal with... So kind of says a lot about those fools talking all that smack...Originally Posted by DiabeticLiftr
Customs opening my supps! Would be worried about using an opened product if it wasn't from a major supplier...
People who use phrases such as "For Real" or "Know What m sayin" in official meetings.
Where did I keep my shotgun!
I was on a plane with a crying baby the other day. All men wanted to stuff a rag it it's mouth. All the women wanted to hold it and see if they could calm it down. Ain't the differences between men and women great.
I hate smug veggies though- those wankers that declare loudly on the plane that they are 'a vegeterian' like anyone cares instead of just saying 'yeah, the mushroom risotto please.'
people with dishwashers who take every opportunity to inform you that they have a dishwasher, therefore they don't ever have to wash up. Yeah I get it 1970's called, they want their appliances back!
Putting a Key on a Key ring, without letting the others come off, Its probably one of the hardest tasks known to man!
People who appear on LinkedIn updates every 5 minutes with a new 'connection'. I swear they must spend their whole day adding people the sad bastards.
Anyone with '500+' connections should be instantly sacked for wasting work time.
People using handicap placards who are in no way/shape/form handicapped.
People that give you that "look down on you" look.
People that believe responding to someone that has angered you with violence is psychotic
Check out my new log - TIME TO GET BACK TO WORK w/ Lecheek's Ripped Cocktail!!
I was going to suggest it might be a mental handicap but you beat me to it.Originally Posted by Miss Q
Must be mental... I'm Bipolar & I'm allowed access to handicapped spaces, but I don't use that "privilege" because my legs work perfectly fine & I'm simply not lazy...Originally Posted by Miss Q
So Fat Lady (300lbs+) who happens to be Chairman platinum DYKWIA-ing around while boarding the 18.45 PHL-CLT :
Why do they allow Silver and Gold to board first? They should have a holding area for Zone 3 and below, why are they standing next to us? They should go back of the line, Chairman's board first , then platinum and all other metals,
Sidekick 1 : Yeah of course, this is why I always fly Southwest #Facepalm
Me: Thinks about DYKWIA types, smiles at her, shakes head. Looks at Sidekick , shakes head, smiles
Sidekick 2: Do you not agree, we spent our hard earned money earning these miles, and we have all these gold, and silver boarding ahead of us.
Me: Shakes head, smiles
Fat Lady: Continues ranting about as many segments and miles she has done , and how we lesser mortals cannot be moving ahead of her.
Me : Looks at her Boarding Pass, and Say Owwww 25B? That's a middle seat no? All the best You know here is a word for you to remember. Dinosaurs. If you do not move fast enough, you will be extinct! We ensure we move fast enough, Chairman or not, there is a reason why people like you do not get any respect. Since you are a lady, I will let you off with this. And I just glared at the sidekicks!
Walks away Grunts #ClassDismissed
*Applauded by fellow lowly Preferred Members*
I hope I run into folks like this again and again, its fun to really be mean to them. I know I should not be, but this elitist behavior basically makes me cringe. Frankly if this flight was headed into MEM, I would have torn that cow a new one, nice and proper. CLT is not really up my alley and I like using the US Airways Club there
Cat prints over my new Subaru every morning!
And the owner that watches her cat and dog **** on the neighbors lawn while smoking a cigerette In her pajamas with her fat gut hanging out.
...well she can say goodbye to her cat tonight after I take it for a drive!
Did you do it?Originally Posted by mik14
I just grabbed my MP3 player from my desk but somehow the earphones had contrived to wrap themselves around a glass. The glass had some remnants of melted ice cubes and iced tea and the whole lot went over a bunch of papers.
How in the feck could that even happen?
Babies with AIDS!!!!!
Using your phone as your form of music while lifting, and it dies mid session.
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