Pooping and farts

[lastchance]

This being a bodybuilding website and due to the huge amounts of food taken in associated with that I figured some of you can relate to the major poops that have been dropped. I poop at least 2-4 x daily and my sh*ts are absolutely massive. I dropped one yesterday had to be at least 7 kluricks(south park) and don't even get me started on the gas. I have been known to clear out rooms I'm not even standing in. Sometimes I wish there was some kind of farting competition cuz I guarantee I would be Mr. Olympia of that. If I had the posts I would post up some pics of my epic dooces or even video of me clearing out a room with my gas but it will have to wait. Anyways just posted this thread up because I figured some of you guys on here could relate

[breezy11]

This being a bodybuilding website and due to the huge amounts of food taken in associated with that I figured some of you can relate to the major poops that have been dropped. I poop at least 2-4 x daily and my sh*ts are absolutely massive. I dropped one yesterday had to be at least 7 kluricks(south park) and don't even get me started on the gas. I have been known to clear out rooms I'm not even standing in. Sometimes I wish there was some kind of farting competition cuz I guarantee I would be Mr. Olympia of that. If I had the posts I would post up some pics of my epic dooces or even video of me clearing out a room with my gas but it will have to wait. Anyways just posted this thread up because I figured some of you guys on here could relate

You should look into Gut Health. Since I started using it (2 months ago) poop quality has improved and fart frequency/potency have dropped dramatically.

[hvactech]

i drop a few mr hanky's myself through out the day

[ponysteak]

Kluricks hahaha. I can second the gut health recommendation...helped me out.

[Geoforce]

Gut Health is a solid product and not very expensive for a month's supply. Helps especially on a high protein diet.

[stankyleg]

Lmao

[breezy11]

Gut Health is a solid product and not very expensive for a month's supply. Helps especially on a high protein diet.

3 bottles are currently available online for $34. Buy 2 get 1free.

[demolition]

This being a bodybuilding website and due to the huge amounts of food taken in associated with that I figured some of you can relate to the major poops that have been dropped. I poop at least 2-4 x daily and my sh*ts are absolutely massive. I dropped one yesterday had to be at least 7 kluricks(south park) and don't even get me started on the gas. I have been known to clear out rooms I'm not even standing in. Sometimes I wish there was some kind of farting competition cuz I guarantee I would be Mr. Olympia of that. If I had the posts I would post up some pics of my epic dooces or even video of me clearing out a room with my gas but it will have to wait. Anyways just posted this thread up because I figured some of you guys on here could relate

Lucky your not a mail currier lol

[ssbackwards]

pooping is my favorite sport.

farting is great....sometimes a bit annoying...

[mikeg313]

Biggest shît I ever took- boot camp. 1 week in after not shîtting for the whole week it looked the same size and shape as a subway footlong.

I shît 4+ times a day. Sometimes I swear it looks like someone shît in the toilet before me when I'm done. sometimes you just crap more then you've eatin?!

[stankyleg]

Lmao. I would've had to get a couple stitches after sh!tin a sub

[mikeg313]

Lmao. I would've had to get a couple stitches after sh!tin a sub

For some reason I remember I shît so hard it felt like I got kicked in the nuts. Then I had to show everyone that was in the head. Then I had to do fifty push ups for showing off my mega turd and being overheard by a petty officer... And then I had to break it up with the plunger so it didn't clog the toilet. Good times ;-)

[lastchance]

Biggest shît I ever took- boot camp. 1 week in after not shîtting for the whole week it looked the same size and shape as a subway footlong.

I shît 4+ times a day. Sometimes I swear it looks like someone shît in the toilet before me when I'm done. sometimes you just crap more then you've eatin?!

It was the same way when I was in basic they take all the stall doors from the bathrooms so everyone has to **** in front of each other. Nobody really poops much that first week. And then BOOM

[mikeg313]

It was the same way when I was in basic they take all the stall doors from the bathrooms so everyone has to **** in front of each other. Nobody really poops much that first week. And then BOOM

Lol, nothing like taking a **** while 80 dudes are standing in lines in front of the stalls also waiting to **** are standing there facing forward with nowhere else to look but at you taking a ****. Lol, no wonder the military fuks us up!

[Geoforce]

3 bottles are currently available online for $34. Buy 2 get 1free.

That's a very sweet deal right there.

[mikeg313]

You should look into Gut Health. Since I started using it (2 months ago) poop quality has improved and fart frequency/potency have dropped dramatically.

I don't mind deucing alot but I wouldn't mind not farting as much. I'm sure my wife wouldn't mind either although she says she's used to it. I'll have to check that out

[Milspec]

There's nothing greater than the garducci you lay after eating MRE's in the field for a week. Booyah!!!

[T-Bone]

This being a bodybuilding website and due to the huge amounts of food taken in associated with that I figured some of you can relate to the major poops that have been dropped. I poop at least 2-4 x daily and my sh*ts are absolutely massive. I dropped one yesterday had to be at least 7 kluricks(south park) and don't even get me started on the gas. I have been known to clear out rooms I'm not even standing in. Sometimes I wish there was some kind of farting competition cuz I guarantee I would be Mr. Olympia of that. If I had the posts I would post up some pics of my epic dooces or even video of me clearing out a room with my gas but it will have to wait. Anyways just posted this thread up because I figured some of you guys on here could relate

[mikeg313]

There's nothing greater than the garducci you lay after eating MRE's in the field for a week. Booyah!!!

MRE's are also great to eat before bed when you're hammered. My old roommate served in the early 80s and had a bunch from then. (im sure yhe current MREs are tastier, or not) If I drank too much I'd choke as much of one as I could down before bed and be golden in the morning (after a massive deuce that is). I think it's the crazy sodium content. Nothing like 30 yr old food to close out a night of drinking ;-)

[drinkyboy]

MRE's are also great to eat before bed when you're hammered. My old roommate served in the early 80s and had a bunch from then. (im sure yhe current MREs are tastier, or not) If I drank too much I'd choke as much of one as I could down before bed and be golden in the morning (after a massive deuce that is). I think it's the crazy sodium content. Nothing like 30 yr old food to close out a night of drinking ;-)

I would put down 3 or 4 beef party MREs and have everyone pizzed at me for the night! Cuttin it up like its goin out of style! Had a couple people put on pro mask one time it got so bad! Smelling like dead possum.