Gym farts!

[mikeg313]

I know I'm not the only one but I may be the most obvious cus I'll let em rip mid rep or whenever without hesitation. I just don't see the point in a situation like that to stop what your doing and go to the locker room and possibly lose your spot/equipment etc..... Yes , I'm this bored right now...

 

[AaronJP1]

I fart, I dont give a fart!

 

[BriceBurnsRed]

This has only happened to me once or twice on some heavy dead's lol. Was embarrassed at first but then I thought, hell, who am I trying to impress.

 

[Masciaman]

ya i rlly dont give a sh!t..most the time it happens on accident cause while ur deployed theres no girls good looking enough in the gym to impress so if your impressing anyone its guys and if you wanna impress guys well..uhh.. lol

 

[Chevyz28]

I think the funniest for me was doing 'hanging windshield wipers' for abs. Was working in with a friend who likes to do them so I figured I'd give them a shot. Of course on like the 3rd rep, a loud one slips out unexpectedly. Ended up dropping down laughing and had to restart.

 

[Milspec]

I don’t typically make an effort to bust them as loud as I can, however mine stink like sh*t, seriously gnarly. And I’ll let em go without thought. I have recently been using Russian Bear 5000 in my morning shakes and my farts lately have proven to pack a punch, my wife hates the Bear.

Anyhow, the only awkward time was when I dropped one on the treadmill and this dude was going to come up right next to me…when he got close, he looked right at me, made a face, then went to another treadmill far away. Mehh, I didn’t spill a tear in my beer.

 

[prld2gr8ns]

I have recently been using Russian Bear 5000 in my morning shakes and my farts lately have proven to pack a punch, my wife hates the Bear.

This is the funniest thing I've read in a while.

 

[mikeg313]

This is the funniest thing I've read in a while.

+2 on that! That was great

 

[Milspec]

LOL...it was a silly Xmas gift from a buddy. When I'm not at the gym, I'm farting the day away in my cube!!!

 

[AaronJP1]

I don't typically make an effort to bust them as loud as I can, however mine stink like sh*t, seriously gnarly. And I'll let em go without thought. I have recently been using Russian Bear 5000 in my morning shakes and my farts lately have proven to pack a punch, my wife hates the Bear.

Anyhow, the only awkward time was when I dropped one on the treadmill and this dude was going to come up right next to me...when he got close, he looked right at me, made a face, then went to another treadmill far away. Mehh, I didn't spill a tear in my beer.

I'm have try the Russian bear

 

[Milspec]

I'm have try the Russian bear

Be careful, in Soviet Russia, Russian bear tries YOU!!!

 

[mikeg313]

I hear Chuck Norris drinks Russian Bear!

 

[AaronJP1]

I hear Chuck Norris drinks Russian Bear!

Ur going to hear Aaron drinking that **** next!

 

[Milspec]

I hear Chuck Norris drinks Russian Bear!

If Memory serves me, I think he drank a serving while driving this ridiculous van in the hit movie Breaker, Breaker!

 

[Resolve]

Squats, deads and leg press never fail to squeeze a few out of me. That internal pressure has to be relieved somehow!

 

[mikeg313]

If Memory serves me, I think he drank a serving while driving this ridiculous van in the hit movie Breaker, Breaker!

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If I had that van I'd grow a mustache and drink Russian bear all day! Why you ask?!.. I have no clue.....