Funny quotes from the 2004 Olympics

Rock Lee

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I saw this on another board and thought you guys might find it funny as well :D:

1. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

2. Boxing analyst: Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

3. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse, and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

4. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

5. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes his balls and kisses them.

6. Weightlifting commentator: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.
 
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:rofl:

that's hilarious, I especially like #6 cause you know damm well that female Olympic lifters don't have "beautiful snatches"
 

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