Stripper Stories

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  1. Stripper Stories


    Alright Im sure all of here have atleast one stripper story.


  2. I've seen one shooting ping pong balls across the stage out of her thingy! I kid you not! lol
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  3. they used to have cooter ball at cheetah's here... yeah cooter ball..

    crumble up your bill and hit her in the cooter with it.... winner got a dance.
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  4. Lol I want to thank CM for giving me this idea.

  5. lol just saw this...

    Well, I've had friends get paddled on stage, get atomic wedgies where their underwear is literally on their head, and of course, the ping pong balls!!!! lololol

    We used to love going when we were under age... I can't say that I've gone once since being of age.
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  6. Man I have only gone to the run truck stop place strip clubs lol. As you can imagine my experience with strippers has been less than pleasant lol. Probably seen the nastiest looking females(excluding Wal-Mart because lets be honest that just isnt fair) in my life at the strip club. I went with some friends for a bachelor party and I was the sober DD. They were like flies on shit. One kept asking if I wanted a lap dance so I finally said "I dont have any money." They got me some space lol.

  7. Back when I was in my twenties and doing things like that, we went to this skank fest called a strip club. The nastiest thing I ever saw was there! It was an overweight gutter whore that had just had a baby and was doing the "shower scene"! I about puked (not from being intoxicated but thankful I was) when she bent over and rubbed it against the glass! Looked like road kill that had been there for a while on a hot summer's day (probably smelt like it too!) UGHHHHH!
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  8. I've only been to a stripper club one time and it'll be the last time. I went with a buddy of mine who was celebrating getting a big bonus where he worked (he decided to blow all 6k at the strip joint but I was able to stop him when the following happened).

    After an hour and $500 later, I was trying to get him to leave but he said he wasn't going anywhere until he bought me a lap dance. He waved the biggest, fattest, hairiest dancer over to us and paid her to give me a dance. The music was thumping so loud that I couldn't hear him shouting and laughing at all. She stuck her huge, pimple covered ass up in my face and although I could not hear it, I smelled it. I swear to God she cut a fart on my face! Jumping to my feet, knocking her and my chair over I yelled "LET'S GO FRANK!!" Grabbed my buddy as bouncers surrounded us and drug him to the door. Even the bouncers smelled her air biscuit and let us go without any problems.

  9. Now this would just be crazy and I would RUN if I saw this getting set up.


  10. Quote Originally Posted by Oldnsweaty View Post
    I've only been to a stripper club one time and it'll be the last time. I went with a buddy of mine who was celebrating getting a big bonus where he worked (he decided to blow all 6k at the strip joint but I was able to stop him when the following happened).

    After an hour and $500 later, I was trying to get him to leave but he said he wasn't going anywhere until he bought me a lap dance. He waved the biggest, fattest, hairiest dancer over to us and paid her to give me a dance. The music was thumping so loud that I couldn't hear him shouting and laughing at all. She stuck her huge, pimple covered ass up in my face and although I could not hear it, I smelled it. I swear to God she cut a fart on my face! Jumping to my feet, knocking her and my chair over I yelled "LET'S GO FRANK!!" Grabbed my buddy as bouncers surrounded us and drug him to the door. Even the bouncers smelled her air biscuit and let us go without any problems.
    Whoa....
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  11. Quote Originally Posted by Tomahawk88 View Post
    Now this would just be crazy and I would RUN if I saw this getting set up.

    LOL, man that was funny. So many hidden talents the body has....

  12. Quote Originally Posted by prld2gr8ns View Post
    LOL, man that was funny. So many hidden talents the body has....
    I don't necessarily know if that's a talent. I'm pretty sure I could manage the same thing after a night of drinking crappy beer. (pun intended...maybe...)
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    -Independent due to lies that hurt my family. Loyal to myself and my Bro's.

  13. A girl I was seeing ended up being a stripper. I met her at one of my classes, started hanging out. I asked her to go out one night and she said no I'm working. I replied, what are you a stripper? She was. It was cool until her ghetto pimp started hitting me up for money. I made the girl pay for my meals using one dollar bills. Never actually been to a club.
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  14. Quote Originally Posted by T-AD View Post
    I don't necessarily know if that's a talent. I'm pretty sure I could manage the same thing after a night of drinking crappy beer. (pun intended...maybe...)
    and you just know it would be waaaaaay sexier too.

  15. Quote Originally Posted by 2k1s View Post
    A girl I was seeing ended up being a stripper. I met her at one of my classes, started hanging out. I asked her to go out one night and she said no I'm working. I replied, what are you a stripper? She was. It was cool until her ghetto pimp started hitting me up for money. I made the girl pay for my meals using one dollar bills. Never actually been to a club.
    I'm thinking that if she had a pimp, she was more than just a stripper, man....
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    -Independent due to lies that hurt my family. Loyal to myself and my Bro's.

  16. worked house parties. there wasn't a club within 100 miles of where I initially went to college.
    Comic Sans makes me feel gangsta

  17. Back in the day I went to a strip club just for the hell of it. This wasn't the skank type club as mentioned in some of the above posts but a relatively nice club with fairly attractive girls. Well, there was this chick in her 30s, sort of looked like Catherine Zeta Jones, who used to strip in NYC who I chatted with a bit. She mentioned the stuff at the club I was at was nothing compared to what she used to do; she didn't elaborate and I didn't ask as I didn't really care. To tell the truth she had small breasts and since this was my first strip club experience I wanted something a bit more substantial so I wasn't that into her. Well, this particular club didn't have an elevated stage so you could walk up to where the public stripper was doing her thing and give her a tip or whatever. So later on this chick gets up there as its her turn to dance. After a bit I walk up in front of her to give her a tip, nothing big mind you. She comes up close and sort of glides her hands down the side of my body and then squats down and starts running her hands up the insides of my thighs (I had on khakis) in order to harness my junk so to speak. She then proceeds to place her mouth over said collected junk through my pants. To tell you the truth it took me back so much I stumbled backwards which [email protected] it up and ended the moment. Her hotness scale went way up after that though.

    Aside from that though the whole strip club thing just didn't do it for me. Felt way to contrived and just didn't get my blood pumping. In all honesty it sort of bored me with the exception of the above.

  18. Ya this thread is just basically random stripper stories. Either good or bad. Just something entertaining is all I ask. So far so good

  19. I used to have the best luck with strippers

    story #1- approached stripper in club and asked her if her name was "Sara" because I got confused and thought she might have been someone else. Ended up getting a dance and giving her my #. Fast forward, its 4am and my phone rings, she wants me to come over to the hotel. Tired as hell, but something I had to do, drove there. I walk in the room and think "**** this" some other guy was laying in bed with her friend sleeping. I'm thinking "great, now WTF" dude gets up to leave at 5:30 to go to work, as soon as the door shut that **** was on, bang her into oblivion, her friend who "claimed to be asleep the entire time" rolled over facing our bed. I know she was peaking. The chick I'm nailing screams out "Tonya if your hearing this I'm really sorry!!" You know those times you wish you could go back and do things differently? This was one of them, I would have went straight to the next bed and said "Wake your ass up, your getting it too!!"

    Story #2- girl named Wendy, I'm getting a lap dance and she starts talking about "I'm sick of guys only wanting sex" I respond back, "yea I'm one of those guys, I'd luv to nail ya sometime" I think my response was so forward and out of left field she got off on it, she gives me her # and I call the next day and I **** you guys not here is how my voice mail went "Hey, this is "Coors" from the club last night, ahhhhh....just wanna know if you'd like to come by my apartment and f**k!!" girl calls me back, absolutely gets off on that message and comes over. Gets to my place and tells me "yea I played that message for my friend and she got all jelous and said "See, now why can't I find a guy like that!!" bang her ass into oblivion, girl leaves and left her slutty little outfit on my bedroom floor.

  20. story #3- met this chick at club, got a lap dance. Started talking, grabbing on her, we exchange #'s. This was a Fri, the following tues this chick drives an hr to my place. Girl tells me on the phone when we spoke earlier that day "I'm just at Victorias Secret, buying something hot to wear for you" JACKPOT!! This chick was HHOOOTTT, I got off twice before she came over, I had to or I wasnt gonna last 2 min with this girl. I cook this chicken parmesan for dinner, we get to messing around in the kitchen, the ****ing sauce is exploding all over b/ I practically forget about the stove, kitchens a damn mess!! Starts on the couch, goes to the bedroom. Now it gets interesting...this chick is loud man, I mean real loud. And nasty, wants me to talk to her. I'm banging her and she says "C'mon talk to me" I was never good at this ****, but in the heat of the moment this is what I say..."Yea, you've been a bad little slut havent you? And you know what bad little sluts get when they come over to apartment 214B dont ya?" This chick screams out "Your big ****ing ****!!" hahahhaha This chick was off the chain, she liked to be slapped around and choked and ****, and I dug it bros, honestly. As God as my witness, I went 5x throughout the night with this girl, and thats on top of the 2x I got off beforehand. My pecker was so sore the next day I thought it was gonna fall off. I got it a couple more times after that, but the chick was a head case. She just ended a 7 yr relationship and was all mentally screwed. But to this day, best **** I've ever had, and I've been with prolly 80 women or so

  21. story #4- prostitute

    I nailed a hooker one time, call girl, whatever they are called. I met this chick on a phone dating line. I was 21 yrs old, and going through a 6 month long dry spell with no ass. Stupidly, I drive 90 minutes to where this bitch was located at 11:00 at night. Oh yeah, I stopped at a gas station and bought some teens standing outside some Schlitz malt liquor too, on the way there. Now, this chick wasnt asking for $$, she just tells me she is a call girl on the phone to be honest with me b4 I go there. Now I'm in the elvator going to the 3rd floor, I'm sweating bullets. I dont know what will come to the door when i get there. knock knock, door opens. Body was ok looking, face was terrible!! She looked like one of those chicks who wasn't a seasoned whore, like she still had time to turn it around if she wanted to, but still looked like ur typical hooker. So I get in the room and she looks at me and is like "damn, ur hot as ****!!" Well, WTF I thought, I'm here anyways... Now, this is where it gets ****ed up. I at least wanna screw her, but I dont wanna kiss her. So I start massaging this nasty whores back, she turns around to me and says "Whats the matter, you dont wanna kiss me?" So I close my eyes and kiss this nasty, meth tooth looking hooker. It didnt last long though, I try sucking her breasts, which looked like they were so played with and wrinkled she had nursed ****ing puppies, I then throw the rubber on and get to it. Man, I was falling in!! No friction what so frikken ever!! And then throughout the midst of this god awful experience, this random hooker screams out MY NAME!! Let me tell you what, when a hooker screams out your name its pretty disturbing. I couldnt finish, screw it I thought. I went and jumped in the shower, although it should have been a kerosene bath. Then I'm laying there next to her and asking her **** about the hookin' business. "Well, I do anywhere between 8-12 appointments a day" she says. But dont worry, its mostly old men who cant even get it up. "WTF did I just do? I thought to myself. She leaves and says "you can stay here, dont worry the room is paid for" I'm trying to fall asleep and its like 3am, I cannot sleep for ****!! I have all these things going through my head, old men sucking on boobs, a pimp breaking the door down and putting a revolver to my head...and that same line over an dover in my head "I do anywhere between 8-12 appointments a day...I do anywhere between 8-12 appointments a day" So I leave, drive 30 min down the road, almost fall asleep at the wheel, and pull off and pay for another hotel to lseep in for about 4 hrs. Worst damn experience I ever had

  22. nasty lol

  23. we have a winner "Coorslight"

    I cringed just reading that.
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  24. You gotta put on your beer goggles during those times bro...

  25. Quote Originally Posted by chocolatemilk View Post
    You gotta put on your beer goggles during those times bro...
    not sure beer goggles are strong enough for that story...
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  26. Coors has definitely raised the bar lol.
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    I used to date one back in 1998-99. The sex was great, especially since she was 12 years younger than me, but I didn't trust her enough to stay in a relationship with.

  28. Not exactly a stripper story, but I once dated a smoking hot and very intelligent girl. She was a broke college student at the time. My friend's uncle owned a few strip clubs that he and I frequented. We took her to one for her birthday (she was bi and had never been to a club before) and she was amazed. She looked at me with her eyes popping out of her head, and said, "all I have to do is go up there and take my clothes off and these people will throw money at me?" To which I replied, yes, and she then said, "well bring Tim's uncle over here right now then, and sign me up to work here fulltime!" She ended up being an instant crowd favorite and the only new girl allowed to work Friday and Saturday nights (when the big cash came in). Her goal was to pay off her car and her student loans, and then quit. She did that within just under a year, and stuck with her word and quit the job and never went back. That was 12 years ago, and she's still a friend of mine, and went on to get a Master's in music production and works in NYC for one of the major record labels. Not your stereotypical stripper at all.

  29. Got a $10 blowjob once.Got a lot more crazy stripper stories but they would take too long to tell.

  30. Place about 30 miles from me called The Rhododendron had for years a one armed stripper. That's actually what we called her, "The one armed stripper". Word was her old man came home and found her in bed with another guy and shot her with a shotgun, but only winged her and took her arm off. Not sure if that is the true story, but she definitely only had one arm. Sad thing she Was the best dancer they had.
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