Alright Im sure all of here have atleast one stripper story.
Whoa.... :jaw:I've only been to a stripper club one time and it'll be the last time. I went with a buddy of mine who was celebrating getting a big bonus where he worked (he decided to blow all 6k at the strip joint but I was able to stop him when the following happened).
After an hour and $500 later, I was trying to get him to leave but he said he wasn't going anywhere until he bought me a lap dance. He waved the biggest, fattest, hairiest dancer over to us and paid her to give me a dance. The music was thumping so loud that I couldn't hear him shouting and laughing at all. She stuck her huge, pimple covered ass up in my face and although I could not hear it, I smelled it. I swear to God she cut a fart on my face! Jumping to my feet, knocking her and my chair over I yelled "LET'S GO FRANK!!" Grabbed my buddy as bouncers surrounded us and drug him to the door. Even the bouncers smelled her air biscuit and let us go without any problems.
LOL, man that was funny. So many hidden talents the body has....Now this would just be crazy and I would RUN if I saw this getting set up.
I don't necessarily know if that's a talent. I'm pretty sure I could manage the same thing after a night of drinking crappy beer. (pun intended...maybe...)LOL, man that was funny. So many hidden talents the body has....
and you just know it would be waaaaaay sexier too.I don't necessarily know if that's a talent. I'm pretty sure I could manage the same thing after a night of drinking crappy beer. (pun intended...maybe...)
I'm thinking that if she had a pimp, she was more than just a stripper, man....A girl I was seeing ended up being a stripper. I met her at one of my classes, started hanging out. I asked her to go out one night and she said no I'm working. I replied, what are you a stripper? She was. It was cool until her ghetto pimp started hitting me up for money. I made the girl pay for my meals using one dollar bills. Never actually been to a club.
not sure beer goggles are strong enough for that story...You gotta put on your beer goggles during those times bro...
Grain alcohol gogglesnot sure beer goggles are strong enough for that story...
lol well to be honest, I was waiting for something along those lines to occur or at least be suggested at some point. Like I said, I'm pretty sure she was on some meds, because she wasn't drinking at the house and just seemed reallly out of it. My 2 friends I went up with were both in relationships and I had just started dating a girl, so John was the only one who was trying to get with her. When AG found the underwear drawer, though, we of course did egg her on a bit asking for a show and she didn't show any inkling of wanting to do that.I was sure that was going to end with.... "then we gang banged the hell outta this hooker..."
Ok first of all, it was about life, it was "vaginal reconstructive awareness day", which is on the Turkish calendar and was also spray painted on the side of the bangbus. Two very reputable sources.Not exactly about life there squidward.
Now is you ask something like "How is your 401K doing these days?"
That was not turkish reconstruction day... that was Genital Mutilation day! You make baby Buddha cry!Ok first of all, it was about life, it was "vaginal reconstructive awareness day", which is on the Turkish calendar and was also spray painted on the side of the bangbus. Two very reputable sources.
We also discussed junk bonds and how to properly setup a Roth IRA.
DA as always...you're my exception. I friend requested Buddha on facebook; unfortunately, he declined me.That was not turkish reconstruction day... that was Genital Mutilation day! You make baby Buddha cry!
I aim to please.I laughed so hard thank you HS.
Lol I might add one of my funny stories later. Doesnt involve a stripper but it did involve strip poker lol.I aim to please.
One of the weirdest nights of my life.
lol ya think?For some reason I thought it was a good idea to chug the bottle. It took me 2 tries but the bottle was killed. I think that was an important part of this night.
It seems like it might have affected the outcome of the night lol.lol ya think?
Or worst.........I'm glad it didn't end with: "We all drank too much, got $hitfaced to the max, and decided to gangbang the snut out of this hooker as we listened to DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY on the surround sound. Then suddenly, my boy yank her skirt off and found a penis on that beeyouch instead of a coochie. And the scary point to that is that he/she was hung more than we were." LOLI was sure that was going to end with.... "then we gang banged the hell outta this hooker..."
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