Getting hit on by Gays at the GYM !!??

**southpaw23** · 03-30-2011, 12:32 PM

Turn around and say..."hey dude c'mon I like d*ck just like the next guy but that doesn't mean I'm gay". Then wait for him to make the next move.

**FL3X MAGNUM** · 03-30-2011, 12:39 PM

Most importantly...are you asking the AM members for help on how to score some no strings attached d!ck from these gay dudes? Like asking us what the next step is?
Or are you asking us how to not get hit on by gay dudes?

Maybe you're shy...

**kanakafarian** · 03-30-2011, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM

Most importantly...are you asking the AM members for help on how to score some no strings attached d!ck from these gay dudes? Like asking us what the next step is?
Or are you asking us how to not get hit on by gay dudes?

Maybe you're shy...

LOL

**kanakafarian** · 03-30-2011, 12:41 PM

This thread just gave me this horrible visual: some gay dude in the locker room wearing a g-string...backwards!! LOL

**southpaw23** · 03-30-2011, 12:49 PM

Wear a t-shirt with Adam Lambert on it.

**FL3X MAGNUM** · 03-30-2011, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by southpaw23

Wear a t-shirt with Adam Lambert on it.

"Just don't give up, I am workin' it out
Please don't give in, I won't let you down
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around....
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?"

Lmao...I think he misspelled "coming"

**southpaw23** · 03-30-2011, 12:54 PM

Wear a t-shirt that says "I heart penis but not the gay kind".

**EasyEJL** · 03-30-2011, 12:58 PM

you just need to stop wearing this shirt to the gym

**MidwestBeast** · 03-30-2011, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM

Most importantly...are you asking the AM members for help on how to score some no strings attached d!ck from these gay dudes? Like asking us what the next step is?
Or are you asking us how to not get hit on by gay dudes?

Maybe you're shy...

Oh, man, I'm dying here. I just lol'd at work.

**southpaw23** · 03-30-2011, 01:01 PM

Just tell him..."listen dude I'm not gay but you look incredible on that hip abductor machine".

**Gutterpump** · 03-30-2011, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by TheDarkHalf

Take it as a compliment and hold your head high. You are someone that is wanted by both members of the opposite sex.

You have no reason to freak out. Have some confidence and most importantly be nice to the gay guys. I've found that gay dudes have some of the hottest girl friends. And a word from a gay dude to a girl goes a long way.

This is the truth. I have a couple gay friends at work who hook me up with their hot girl friends. Gay men seem to have so many hot female friends, it's ridiculous.

If some dude starts chatting to you at the gym, just mention at some point about how hot such n such female is that you keep seeing there, or something along those lines, in case you're not sure their intention. Can't tell with strangers these days.

**drinkyboy** · 03-30-2011, 01:04 PM

I have been hit on in the past and just let it go. Im not a homophob so it really doesnt bother me. If it comes down to it, I will simply tell them that im married. I respect all walks of life and am accepting of peoples sexual preferences, even if they are not my own. I live in a diverse community and there is a lot of everything around here.

**kanakafarian** · 03-30-2011, 01:16 PM

Does this guy workout at your gym?! Hmm...

**Rebel29073** · 03-30-2011, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by southpaw23

Are you wearing anything that says tap out or affliction on it? Also beware of anything with bedazzler on it.

hey man I got affliction shirts...as a matter of fact I am wearing on in work today...wth! *turns it inside out*

**Rebel29073** · 03-30-2011, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by Gutterpump

This is the truth. I have a couple gay friends at work who hook me up with their hot girl friends. Gay men seem to have so many hot female friends, it's ridiculous.

If some dude starts chatting to you at the gym, just mention at some point about how hot such n such female is that you keep seeing there, or something along those lines, in case you're not sure their intention. Can't tell with strangers these days.

no doubt gay guys can pull hot chicks...they feel "safe" with them.

**southpaw23** · 03-30-2011, 01:26 PM

Just tell him..."look I'm not gay but I absolutely love going to parades...a parade filled with men".

**Harry Manback** · 03-30-2011, 02:03 PM

I think you should simply embrace your homosexuality, marcus. It's 2011.

**corsaking** · 03-30-2011, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by Steakumm

I once turned around in the shower to see this fruitloop watching me He says OOhh I like your tatoo (I have a little devil on my shoulder blade) after telling him to get the fu away from me I dried off an slammed his head into a locker few times. Imagine a Man doing that to a women You would be locked up

grevious bodily harm is a punishable offence whatever the sex

**FL3X MAGNUM** · 03-30-2011, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by corsaking

grevious bodily harm is a punishable offence whatever the sex

Maybe the OP wants to do some grevious bodily harm to certain parts of these gay dudes...with his mouth....

Look, OP, just grab them by the c#ck, take a knee, look it deep in the eye, and say "I DON'T WANT TO SUCK YOU!"

Or tell them if they want to bump uglies in the shower, tug your d!ck twice. If they don't want to do the dirty, have them tug your d!ck 100 times.

**MidwestBeast** · 03-30-2011, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM

Maybe the OP wants to do some grevious bodily harm to certain parts of these gay dudes...with his mouth....

Look, OP, just grab them by the c#ck, take a knee, look it deep in the eye, and say "I DON'T WANT TO SUCK YOU!"

Or tell them if they want to bump uglies in the shower, tug your d!ck twice. If they don't want to do the dirty, have them tug your d!ck 100 times.

Just ask them if they want to come over for an Oz marathon some weekend. Then ask them how they feel about role playing.

**bakerderek0** · 03-30-2011, 03:09 PM

OP, quit working out in airport bathrooms & highway rest areas.

**Markusrulezzz** · 03-30-2011, 04:18 PM

If I act like a ***, aint nothin to it, Jersey shore made me do it...lol

**specmike** · 03-30-2011, 04:33 PM

I think there is yet another lesson to be learned here. A lot of you beastly men now know how you make all the hot chicks at the gym feel. No one enjoys being thought of as a piece of meat.......do they?

**bdcc** · 03-30-2011, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by specmike

I think there is yet another lesson to be learned here. A lot of you beastly men now know how you make all the hot chicks at the gym feel. No one enjoys being thought of as a piece of meat.......do they?

Out of all the jokes in this thread this is actually a very valid point. Reps.

**Markusrulezzz** · 03-30-2011, 05:11 PM

For girls it's different man, WTF yoo lol????????????? Girls love to be checked out, why do you think most girls dress like sluts when they go out, cuz they love the attention

same for guys, we would love to get attention from girls... isn't that the reason why 90% of juice and we don't even compete ? lol yeaaaaaa buddyyyyy

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