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  1. I pooped a chocolate squirrel


  2. Chuck, wow. Just wow. I suddenly have a new appreciation for Peeps.

    Gentlemen, it is a good thing that I did not call in sick yesterday.



    Spike is doing ANOTHER Five-O Marathon today! YEAH!!!!!
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!
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  3. LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE



    A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned
    to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
    up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
    total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"


    "Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming,
    universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.


    "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a
    question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
    Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but
    a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"


    The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
    thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."


    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
    global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know
    ****?" and, then she went back to reading her book.

  4. ^^

    HII OHHHHH!!!!!!

    someone rep this cat! ahhahahahaha
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

  5. Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    Gentlemen, it is a good thing that I did not call in sick yesterday.



    Spike is doing ANOTHER Five-O Marathon today! YEAH!!!!!
    That's what Tivo is for.
    THE PAIN YOU ENDURE TODAY WILL PRODUCE THE POWER YOU ENJOY TOMORROW!!

    "Ye are gods, and all of you are children of the most High."
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  6. I'm doing cardio around nothing but chunkys and oldies...not the candy bars either!!!


  7. Quote Originally Posted by MrBigPR View Post
    I'm doing cardio around nothing but chunkys and oldies...not the candy bars either!!!

    Feels bad man. I'm going to the lake this afternoon, always some good scenery.
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

  8. Got up early for cardio today.

    Woke up, walked to kitchen, made myself a mini bulker shake, got dressed to run, and woke up one hour later. Apparently somewhere on course out of my apartment I thought to myself "Hey before I go running, maybe its a good idea to lay down on the couch. Whats the worst that can happen? ZZzzZZzzZZ. I never made it out for that run.

    I hate myself sometimes.
    Just inject.
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  9. buahahahahahhaa NICE!!!!
    Working on living

  10. Quote Originally Posted by HereToStudy View Post
    Got up early for cardio today.
    If I had a dollar for every time that happened then didn't happen.
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

  11. What is this cardio of which you speak?
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  12. Quote Originally Posted by Resolve View Post
    What is this cardio of which you speak?
    Honestly I wouldn't know.... But I keep telling myself one day I will do it.
    Just inject.
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  13. oh hai guyz, wassabe?

    -RecoverBro Zombie Specialist and Paracord Wrangler
    -Independent due to lies that hurt my family. Loyal to myself and my Bro's.

  14. Wasabi?

    Just inject.
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  15. "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

  16. Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    That was the best one...
    Unremarkable is no way to go through life... Doug

  17. THE CAKE IS A LIE AND I DEMAND MY MONEY BACK!


    MARATHON MY ARSE! Spike is showing the same Hawaii Five-O's from this morning. That's only 3 episodes a day, played twice, and calling it a marathon!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!

    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

  18. Spike = Lose

    I gave up on that network probably 5 years ago. Sure, MANswers was fun for the jigglies, and 10000000 ways to die was good for ideas, but other than that, I don't even know what's on that channel anymore. I don't even know what channel it is anymore! It's not on my HD listings, so I don't watch it.


    Discover FTW.
    -RecoverBro Zombie Specialist and Paracord Wrangler
    -Independent due to lies that hurt my family. Loyal to myself and my Bro's.

  19. This sounds like an interesting rendezvous.

  20. I watch UFC unleashed on spike.

  21. Didn't spike do ultimate warrior? I liked that show. Some badass weapons.
    Just inject.
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  22. Ultimate warrior is "ok" but lacks adrenaline rush type "man" energy usually exerted from their programs. Not bad for an ER doctor turned show producer to hit the bank with such a series, wish I could have thought of that.

  23. Quote Originally Posted by HankMcCoy View Post
    Ultimate warrior is "ok" but lacks adrenaline rush type "man" energy usually exerted from their programs. Not bad for an ER doctor turned show producer to hit the bank with such a series, wish I could have thought of that.
    I like seeing the weapons in action. The simulations and mini battle at the end never thrilled me.
    Just inject.
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  24. Quote Originally Posted by HereToStudy View Post
    Didn't spike do ultimate warrior? I liked that show. Some badass weapons.
    Yeah, learned some pretty good stuff. They FAILED in my eyes though. They did Spartans vs Ninjas and Pirates vs Knights.

    Ain't you kids even heard of the internets?!?! It's PIRATES VS NINJAS!!!!!!







    But, as will more than likely be affirmed by fellow members:



    Vikings win at everything. Forever.
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

  25. Speaking of useless violence, anybody ever watch those "Faces of Death" videos back in the day? Me and a buddy in college used to rent a few of 'em and watch over take-out. They were pretty gnarly, but I guess I have a strong constitution....and a sick sense of humor.
    -RecoverBro Zombie Specialist and Paracord Wrangler
    -Independent due to lies that hurt my family. Loyal to myself and my Bro's.
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