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  1. Australia now has a female prime minister, lets just hope we dont have to go to war each month :P


  2. buahahahahahaha NICE
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  3. If Hillary would have won, I don't think we'd have had that problem. I still have my doubts as to her official gender.

    Still, if she would have won, would we be better off? Worse? I really don't care. Things are still in the crapper as far as I see 'em anyway.
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  4. Quote Originally Posted by T-AD View Post
    If Hillary would have won, I don't think we'd have had that problem. I still have my doubts as to her official gender.

    Still, if she would have won, would we be better off? Worse? I really don't care. Things are still in the crapper as far as I see 'em anyway.
    But she would be the target of snukes. I don't know if I can have a leader with a nuke in her snatch...
    Just inject.
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  5. if you think the russians are tough-well the afghans kicked their ass.


    having no morals usually means lack of disclipine.
    WELL DONE IS BETTER THAN WELL SAID

  6. Quote Originally Posted by HereToStudy View Post
    But she would be the target of snukes. I don't know if I can have a leader with a nuke in her snatch...
    A snuke in her snizz?! We'd better find that snuke sniffing pig to check for more snukes.
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

  7. Little Firefighter

    If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing…..

    A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

    The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.

    The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

    The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

    'Thanks,' the girl replied.
    The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

    'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '

    The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'

  8. Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    A snuke in her snizz?! We'd better find that snuke sniffing pig to check for more snukes.
    Im actually really happy someone got it, man do I love south park.


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  9. There was a Captain in the French Foreign Legion that was taking over command of a remote outpost

    Upon Arrival he notices that there was a camel tied out back of the officers quarters.

    He says Sargeant Major!! what is that camel doing tied out back!!

    The Sargeant gets red with embarassment and replies "Well sir.. you know it's pretty remote out here and .. well there's no women and..."

    "Enough!" the Captain yells and walks away disgusted...

    Weeks roll by and the Captain just can't stand it any longer "Sargeant!, bring that camel to the back of my quarters!"

    The Sargeant complies and the Captain whips down his pants and hammers the camel like there's no tommorow...

    The Captain finishes and looks over at the Sargeant and says "Well Sargeant Major!! how was that!!"

    The Sargeant says "That was fine sir, but.. well we usually ride the camel to town and get a girl"....

  10. Nice.
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  11. Quote Originally Posted by DreamWeaver View Post
    There was a Captain in the French Foreign Legion that was taking over command of a remote outpost

    Upon Arrival he notices that there was a camel tied out back of the officers quarters.

    He says Sargeant Major!! what is that camel doing tied out back!!

    The Sargeant gets red with embarassment and replies "Well sir.. you know it's pretty remote out here and .. well there's no women and..."

    "Enough!" the Captain yells and walks away disgusted...

    Weeks roll by and the Captain just can't stand it any longer "Sargeant!, bring that camel to the back of my quarters!"

    The Sargeant complies and the Captain whips down his pants and hammers the camel like there's no tommorow...

    The Captain finishes and looks over at the Sargeant and says "Well Sargeant Major!! how was that!!"

    The Sargeant says "That was fine sir, but.. well we usually ride the camel to town and get a girl"....
    oohwee-that candian humor is out there, lol.


    where is john candy when you need him...oh yeah----dead!!!!
    WELL DONE IS BETTER THAN WELL SAID

  12. Quote Originally Posted by thebigt View Post
    oohwee-that candian humor is out there, lol.


    where is john candy when you need him...oh yeah----dead!!!!
    Yah that was a great crew, a lot of well known comedians came from second city, Eugene Levy, Dan Akroyd was never part of the show but he was a member of the club I believe, Martin Short, Rick Moranis, Catherine Ohara, Harold Ramis... yah 2/3 of the original ghost busters were Canadion lol..

  13. Oh I should mentain Dave Thomas cuz he was a pretty funny guy too.. he was the king of the Coneheads or Doug Mackenzie... not as well known as the others..

  14. Quote Originally Posted by DreamWeaver View Post
    Yah that was a great crew, a lot of well known comedians came from second city, Eugene Levy, Dan Akroyd was never part of the show but he was a member of the club I believe, Martin Short, Rick Moranis, Catherine Ohara, Harold Ramis... yah 2/3 of the original ghost busters were Canadion lol..
    what happened to martin short?



    speaking of john candy-planes trains and automobiles is one of my all time favorites.
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  15. Quote Originally Posted by thebigt View Post
    what happened to martin short?



    speaking of john candy-planes trains and automobiles is one of my all time favorites.
    Classic!!

    Martin does a very funny show as a fat Critic named Jeremy Glick at least up untill a couple years ago. He is at his funniest in this type of role..

  16. Quote Originally Posted by DreamWeaver View Post
    Classic!!

    Martin does a very funny show as a fat Critic named Jeremy Glick at least up untill a couple years ago. He is at his funniest in this type of role..
    he was all over the place around 10 years ago-then he seemed to just drop out.
    WELL DONE IS BETTER THAN WELL SAID

  17. Quote Originally Posted by thebigt View Post
    he was all over the place around 10 years ago-then he seemed to just drop out.
    That Happens... sometimes they just persue other venues, like directing etc..

  18. Short was good in NBC's mini-series Merlin many moons ago. You know, back when NBC had decent programming and didn't fire Conan O'Brien. Just sayin'...



    Yes, I'm bitter. GO Co-Co!!
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    -Independent due to lies that hurt my family. Loyal to myself and my Bro's.

  19. Quote Originally Posted by T-AD View Post
    Short was good in NBC's mini-series Merlin many moons ago. You know, back when NBC had decent programming and didn't fire Conan O'Brien. Just sayin'...



    Yes, I'm bitter. GO Co-Co!!
    That was a decent series, I am a fan of the stories Surrounding the Autherian legend and that was one of the better ones. Yah short played a good role in that.

  20. Quote Originally Posted by DreamWeaver View Post
    I am a fan of the stories Surrounding the Autherian legend
    Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

    I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!


    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

  21. Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

    I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!


    Another Classic!

  22. Ever try bowling right after an insane back workout??

    My 10 year old made a higher score than I did, lol. I scored a 77, and that was with the bumpers up.

  23. Quote Originally Posted by bluehealer View Post
    Ever try bowling right after an insane back workout??

    My 10 year old made a higher score than I did, lol. I scored a 77, and that was with the bumpers up.
    May daughter beat me the first time she ever played, she was a super athlete when it came to this sort of thing. I couldn't believe the spares she was picking up, how could here aim be that good. I am no good at bowling but geez. I think she was like 8 or 9 at the time and had to throw the ball from her chest. She actually had a few spectators who couldn't believe she never played. The second time was 5 pin and she got the highest score on her football team.

    She was the first girl qb in league history. What an athlete she was.

  24. Quote Originally Posted by SilentBob187 View Post
    Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

    I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!


    YES!!!! I love that one, and the best part is my kids watch this all the time as well!!! They are always asking each other "What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
    to which the the other replies, "What do you mean, and African or European swallow?"
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  25. Quote Originally Posted by Army Guy View Post
    YES!!!! I love that one, and the best part is my kids watch this all the time as well!!! They are always asking each other "What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
    to which the the other replies, "What do you mean, and African or European swallow?"
    You must know these things if you are a King...

    Yah my son is a big fan of this movie as well... and both my kids are big Beatles fans as well...

  26. Quote Originally Posted by bluehealer View Post
    Ever try bowling right after an insane back workout??

    My 10 year old made a higher score than I did, lol. I scored a 77, and that was with the bumpers up.
    First date I ever went on in highschool, I got beat by a girl at bowling. It was the beginning of a curse. I also got beat by a girl swimming, running, playing pool and tennis. Yes, I liked the atheletes.
    ~ Nothing can kill the Grimace!!



  27. Quote Originally Posted by Army Guy View Post
    YES!!!! I love that one, and the best part is my kids watch this all the time as well!!! They are always asking each other "What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
    to which the the other replies, "What do you mean, and African or European swallow?"
    Quote Originally Posted by DreamWeaver View Post
    You must know these things if you are a King...

    Yah my son is a big fan of this movie as well... and both my kids are big Beatles fans as well...
    A Møøse once bit my sister ...

    No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
    with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
    her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
    star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
    Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
    Nordfink".

    We apologise for the fault in the
    subtitles. Those responsible have been
    sacked.

    Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

    We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
    responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
    have been sacked.

    ----

    One day my boy, this will all be yours.

    The curtains?

    No my boy, the land! This land will be all yours!
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!








  28. Know whadi mean? Eh? Nudge nudge, wink wink...
    -RecoverBro Zombie Specialist and Paracord Wrangler
    -Independent due to lies that hurt my family. Loyal to myself and my Bro's.

  29. more
    WELL DONE IS BETTER THAN WELL SAID
  30. Always open light. It’s not what you open with, it’s what you finish with. Louie Simmons
  

  
 

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