WHY I LOVE JAGERMEISTER!

[Jasen]

i only drink JAGERMEISTER!!!!
is it me or does jagermesiter give the most unique hangoverS?

sooo here is me story

it all started with me taking 6 shots of jager before i left my house to meet up with my friends ourside my place; for those who dont knwo me it is very typical for me to kill half a bottle of 750ml before i even put my shoes on. so We "prefunked" it ouside and went out to down, we drove around like idiots till we finally arrived to our destinition. Hookah/ Bar kinda establishment. Many things happneed there, many unmentionable things but one moment stuck out the most, while i was havin some hookah this girl got fingered but two guys right next to me! everything else that happneed that night seemed very fuzzyyyyyyy but i knwo i dissapeared from the group for a good hour or so can't recal what happened at all came back to the place and then we proceeded to the AVE. where all the clubs are held. after hoolering at allt eh girls running all sort fo game our night finally came to a end around 4am back at the homebase DENNYs. I woke up today walked to my car to find my whole trunk filled with various alcoholic beverages!...... Yet no one bought any? 80% of that night i cannot remmemebr this is what i do remmeber.

 

[Zero V]

So, do I send your parents a letter of remorse and comforting them for failing to raise a half intelligent child?

 

[Deeerdre]

Ya dude were you drunk when you posted that?

 

[Jasen]

half intelligent? dude im 23 and on my third degree in university.

yah hangover as ****

 

[Zero V]

half intelligent? dude im 23 and on my third degree in university.

yah hangover as ****

Degree's and schooling dont mean Sh**. I know people who are damn near retarded who make honor society.

Intelligence is not something measured by tests, but by actions.

 

[Deeerdre]

:goodpost:

 

[HereToStudy]

Want to see my abs? I call them the situation.

 

[Deeerdre]

Want to see my abs? I call them the situation.

what the hell hahaha

 

[HereToStudy]

what the hell hahaha

WHAT YOU LAUGHING AT BRO?

 

[Deeerdre]

lmao

 

[Jasen]

lmfao!!!!!!! man i hate that show ALOTTTTT

 

[Jasen]

u know their abs arent even impressive......

 

[slacker86]

the last time i drank jager i was 19, i woke up with nail marks down my back, had no idea who i slept with. then proceeded to catch chlamydia and other than my 21st birthday i have been 100% sober, god im glad i stopped drinking.

 

[BigBeazy]

Sounds like one of my ******* nights in daytona.

And yea, I am The Situation, if your a hater I got a full time job for you bro.

 

[HereToStudy]

Got a new haircut as well?

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M"]YouTube- My New Haircut[/nomedia]

 

[Deeerdre]

the last time i drank jager i was 19, i woke up with nail marks down my back, had no idea who i slept with. then proceeded to catch chlamydia and other than my 21st birthday i have been 100% sober, god im glad i stopped drinking.

:clap2: tha clap lol

 

[Deeerdre]

Got a new haircut as well?

YouTube- My New Haircut

****in skanks

 

[Young Gotti]

jager used to have deer blood in it, thats when that stuff was great

 

[Sam I Am]

You seem like an idiot.

Wait, I take that back... You ARE an idiot. I guess they don't have English classes at the University that you attend, eh?

 

[slacker86]

You seem like an idiot.

Wait, I take that back... You ARE an idiot. I guess they don't have English classes at the University that you attend, eh?

Wait, I take that back (one period). You are (not capitalized) an idiot. I guess they (do not) have English classes at the University that you attend(ed) (obviously no eh).

You should probably make sure the English you are using is at least correct before correcting others.

 

[Dchristo]

Gotta love a night of drunkin ridiculousness! A few months back I got my ass kicked by two bouncers for trying to jump over the bar.......don't remember any of it lol

 

[HereToStudy]

I think I am starting to realize that my "crazy nights" are still perfectly normal compared to you guys. Jesus.

 

[buuzer0]

Haha, I keep a bottle of Jager in the freezer. Was hitting the stuff pretty hard last summer, haven't touched it in a while. More on a vodka kick right now, I find I don't get hangovers from it as much as other liquors nowadays.

 

[Sam I Am]

Wait, I take that back (one period). You are (not capitalized) an idiot. I guess they (do not) have English classes at the University that you attend(ed) (obviously no eh).

You should probably make sure the English you are using is at least correct before correcting others.

Attended implies that he is finished, which he is not. Anything else? Do Not (don't) = same thing; however, one is formal and is in MLA format, while the other is casual (which this site is). Again, anything else?

 

[BMCLouzee]

I'm an English major. Linguistics concentration. His English is fine, slacker. Capitalizing letters in order to stress what you're saying is completely acceptable in the online world. So are contractions, considering this is a very informal situation. Although the individual has completed two prior degrees, he is still in school. This would lead sam to use the present tense of the word 'attend'. I don't see anything wrong with his English.

 

[BigBeazy]

Engrish?

 

[Chub]

pfft. jager is for mongs. man up and get some Tequila down your throat.

also doing jager then driving around like idiots just makes me think your a mong. mon with the abuse lads

 

[TheLastRonin]

pfft. jager is for mongs. man up and get some Tequila down your throat.

also doing jager then driving around like idiots just makes me think your a mong. mon with the abuse lads

Pfft..lol.. 151 depth charges rape and pillage jager and tequila. Save the Patron for hot summer nights with shiver shots. :silly:

 

[n8te]

I don't get hangovers. I never have, it is awesome. But I don't drink all that much anymore.

 

[BigBeazy]

Goose n Mixers.

 

[Jayhawkk]

Hopefully the original post is just a 'story' otherwise it's one of the most, full-on tarded things i've read in a while.

 

[Deeerdre]

Hopefully the original post is just a 'story' otherwise it's one of the most, full-on tarded things i've read in a while.

:lol:

 

[Dchristo]

Crown is the business!

 

[HereToStudy]

Since we are on the topics of alcohols:

Effen Black Cheery (vodka)
(or)
La Fin Du Monde (beer)

 

[mooch2321]

^^^^^are you figgn kidding me???? This whole thread has been completely GAY! But this post takes the friggin cake!!!!!!!!!!!!! Buncha friggin chocolate starfish pounders in here!!!! (Except you jay, i love and respect you)

GICH!

 

[HereToStudy]

^^^^^are you figgn kidding me???? This whole thread has been completely GAY! But this post takes the friggin cake!!!!!!!!!!!!! Buncha friggin chocolate starfish pounders in here!!!! (Except you jay, i love and respect you)

GICH!

What is "gay" about my post?
You can argue my prefrence for choosing a flavored vodka, which I am fine with, its damn delicious.

If you are questioning my choice in beers, you clearly have no idea what you are talking about. I am a very avid beer drinker, and La Fin Du Monde is ranked amongst the best beers around. Even BeerAdvocate ranks it as 25th in the WORLD. Only beer I have had that would be better would be St. Bernardus Abt. 12, but I wouldn't drink it as reguarly as La Fin.

But let me guess, you crush busch light cans on your skull?

 

[TheLastRonin]

^^^^^are you figgn kidding me???? This whole thread has been completely GAY! But this post takes the friggin cake!!!!!!!!!!!!! Buncha friggin chocolate starfish pounders in here!!!! (Except you jay, i love and respect you)

GICH!

:gay: :lol:

 

[Dchristo]

Hey man I'd drink fruity vodka and frenchy beer with you any time! lol

 

[HereToStudy]

Hey man I'd drink fruity vodka and frenchy beer with you any time! lol

Like I said, rip on the vodka all you want, but leave the fin alone.

P.S. It is belgian style, and made in canada. And it's 9%.

 

[mooch2321]

What is "gay" about my post?
You can argue my prefrence for choosing a flavored vodka, which I am fine with, its damn delicious.

If you are questioning my choice in beers, you clearly have no idea what you are talking about. I am a very avid beer drinker, and La Fin Du Monde is ranked amongst the best beers around. Even BeerAdvocate ranks it as 25th in the WORLD. Only beer I have had that would be better would be St. Bernardus Abt. 12, but I wouldn't drink it as reguarly as La Fin.

But let me guess, you crush busch light cans on your skull?

hahahahhaahahahahaha....oh god lighten up you prostate poker! But quoting your frenchy beers "beeradvocate" rank doesnt help your case any!

 

[Sam I Am]

hahahahhaahahahahaha....oh god lighten up you prostate poker! But quoting your frenchy beers "beeradvocate" rank doesnt help your case any!

LOL! Prostate poker!

Hey, what did the gay man say to the man at the bar?

 

[Jayhawkk]

Two vodkas that will never let you down...


Zyr and Idol. They are absolutely smooooooooth

 

[BigBeazy]

Chopin
Goose
Stoli

Bout it.

 

[Dchristo]

Hey, what did the gay man say to the man at the bar?

Can I get you another ZIMA? LOL

 

[Dchristo]

Hey, what did the gay man say to the man at the bar?

OR.....Can I push in your stool?! HAHAHAHAHA I'm a frow up!

 

[mooch2321]

OR.....Can I push in your stool?! HAHAHAHAHA I'm a frow up!

ahahahha...holy moly that brought tears to my eyes....what a buncha bunghole burglars in here....i think i hear someone playing a pink oboe!

 

[buuzer0]

When it comes to vodka, I think Kettel One is pretty damn good. Stoli too. Never bought a bottle of Goose in my life, but I'll drink the hell out of it if someone else does.

As for other drinks, Crown is good but I feel like hell the next day. I'll drink off my own bottle but it's not really something I like to order when out though, I like to spend as little as possible on my drinks since I'm out like 4 nights a week. Also doesn't help the wallet when summer is here and beach drinking enters the equation on weekends.

 

[AntonG42O]

When it comes to vodka, I think Kettel One is pretty damn good. Stoli too. Never bought a bottle of Goose in my life, but I'll drink the hell out of it if someone else does.

As for other drinks, Crown is good but I feel like hell the next day. I'll drink off my own bottle but it's not really something I like to order when out though, I like to spend as little as possible on my drinks since I'm out like 4 nights a week. Also doesn't help the wallet when summer is here and beach drinking enters the equation on weekends.

damn dude u drink more or less 4 nights a week?

 

[HereToStudy]

For all the haters, I had a nice glass of La Fin Du Monde last night:

 

[Deeerdre]

Haha nice study...I will have to try that one