:lol: First thing that came to mind reading the title:
My 2-year-old brother-in-law squatting under the table, crapping his pants. We asked him, "Nathan, what are you doing?!" He raises his hands, covers his face, and the rectal tension clear in his voice, responded by grunting, "Don't look at me...Don't LOOK at MEEEEEEEEnnngggghhh!"
Just thought I'd share.