Story Line

[JIXXER]

Seeing how the "Word Association" is going I figured we could give the "Story Line" a shot.

We all state a sentence and see what story develops.

Ready...

I woke up this morning........



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[purelife1]

and there was my hot sexy wife

 

[Tansui]

On the morning news...

 

[JIXXER]

complaining about my low libido.....

 

[Tansui]

It was at that point that I finally realized...

 

[jim623]

They smelled burnt.

 

[SilentBob187]

So I walked in the kitchen.

 

[Tansui]

Nothing in the world could have ever prepared me for the truths I would now learn. For the next 6 hours...

 

[SilentBob187]

It was the anchor from the morning news on the phone.

 

[Jayhawkk]

wondering how many people here would get that reference.

 

[SilentBob187]

I answered 7 and we continued our conversation about former presidential affairs. Wondering what this all had to do with me, I asked the anchor to cut to the chase. He told me that he had evidence that suggested that my wife...

 

[bigmoe65]

Had sex with Tiger Woods.....

 

[Tansui]

So naturally my next question was...

 

[JIXXER]

If Tiger had used his WOOD or a WEDGE....?


This story is hilarious...i just read from start to now...LMFAO


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Thanx for participating

Keep it going...keep it going

 

[jakellpet]

. . to beat the midgets to death

 

[Tansui]

At that point the news anchor started yelling and swearing at me, like she had Tourette Syndrome....

 

[jakellpet]

blades were drawn, the massacre ensued. Body Count 25, including 2 dogs and a hamster. No-one fks with the Wiggles. . . .

. . but one man dared to dream

 

[roids1]

And paid a severe price, forever waking up screaming after nightmares about the gang of four, especially the notorious Capt. Feathersword!

 

[jakellpet]

. . . implicated in a scandalous affair with Boutros Boutros Ghali

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[bigmoe65]

After the affair Jakellpet was attacked for knowing who the wiggles were and....

 

[SilentBob187]

...was beaten unconscious and kidnapped by 4 men driving a big red car...

 

[jakellpet]

"what have I done to deserve this?" he thought, slowly waking from unconsiousness.

Quietly he then slipped a razorblade out of his shirt hem. . . . and lined up the one in purple . . .

 

[SilentBob187]

With one swift move he silenced his purple shirted captor and set his sights on the one with the guitar. Clearly he was the brain of the operation.

 

[jakellpet]

as he was about to strike, from left field came . .

 

[Tansui]

Crazy George Monelli and The Mobster in the Yellow Hat..

 

[brk_nemesis]

.. and said "Hey! You got a purty mouth."

 

[mooch2321]

sadly, after that....jake was made to squeal like a pig! seeeeeeewwwwwweeeeeee!

 

[jakellpet]

 

[mooch2321]

spider pig...spider pig!

 

[Tansui]

I know he had to be embarrassed but in truth we all already knew...

 

[mooch2321]

that he was DRSE!

 

[bigmoe65]

but do not ask what DRSE is because you might....

 

[purelife1]

end up squealing like a pig yourself

 

[jakellpet]

because you would most likely be on the recieving end of

 

[brk_nemesis]

BHG's mighty fury.

 

[purelife1]

which only last less then a minute

 

[Tansui]

Which reminds me how true the saying is that "Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining"... We can all be grateful for that...

 

[Vance]

...while we bump uglies with...

 

[jakellpet]

Ophra

 

[JIXXER]

In the morning without brushing your teeth...when you hear a knock at the door....

 

[brk_nemesis]

jake appears,... grinning.....

 

[Vance]

...looking like he just LHJO'ed a donkey...

 

[JIXXER]

Carrying the head of Cpt Feathersword.......he asks to speak to the news anchor that had called

earlier that morning.....talking about having evidence of the wifey and Tiger.......when....

 

[Vance]

...suddenly he let go of a ripper fart, and out popped...

 

[JIXXER]

OPRAH!!!!????

 

[jakellpet]

a woman with a big chip on her shoulder

 

[Vance]

...who was still upset about being so savagely mauled by the ugly stick that...

 

[brk_nemesis]

jake fantasized about after Laurence came and destroyed his house,...

 

[Tansui]

...and if you think that's something you should have seen her mother.

 

[mooch2321]

in the name of all things holy, i wish i hadnt seen her mother! go do three hail mary's...