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    Tired of your man’s soft package? Think outside the box and read this…


    Humorous yet true in many ways... What do you think?

    Ladies.. If you'd rather look the other way - if you'd rather confuse your own wishes and personal beliefs with actual reality - and if you'd rather assume that what I'm about to tell you is nonsense - than go away. Don't read this article and continue on with either one of two things:

    1. Your man's soft package
    2. The infidelity of your temporary marriage (or relationship) because you WILL eventually get caught cheating on him with the guy who thinks you're beautiful because you're "new" and "different" (which won't last forever either)...

    Read on...

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    I really want to foward that to my wife but something tells me I wont be getting any sex.
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    THAT's the truth (for the most part) told as simply as possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by keeper View Post
    THAT's the truth told as simply as possible.
    Wow, I'm impressed Keeper.
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    I liked most of it, except where it said that fat girls still have a chance. That's BS. Why would I want to watch a fat chick acting like a stripper? That's stupid.
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    Funny stuff. I recall Tom Leykis saying this exact same thing on his radio show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Cannon View Post
    I liked most of it, except where it said that fat girls still have a chance. That's BS. Why would I want to watch a fat chick acting like a stripper? That's stupid.
    Remember her husband might not be a prize himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DGSky View Post
    Funny stuff. I recall Tom Leykis saying this exact same thing on his radio show.
    I've pretty much always said this same thing about ED meds. I guarantee at least 75% of the guys that are on the stuff don't have a real problem other than their wife just doesn't really do it for them anymore.

    I've said it before, just because you love someone doesn't mean you'll want to have sex with them.

    And heck, it's often a vicious circle. Often the men feel it's ONLY the women's job to look hot, so they let themselves go, which turns the women off, so they stop caring, and then it goes back to the guy not being turned on by his wife simply because HE is a selfish prick.

    People make it way more difficult than it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmoe65 View Post
    Remember her husband might not be a prize himself.
    That may be true but I think that as long as the man is not hideous, women can use their emotional attachment to make something of the sex. At least a lot easier than WE can. As men we're (generally) not sexually emotional at all. We're visual. VERY visual.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero Tolerance View Post
    That may be true but I think that as long as they man is not hideous, women can use their emotional attachment to make something of the sex. At least a lot easier than WE can. As men we're (generally) not sexually emotional at all. We're visual. VERY visual.
    Yes and no. If you want to be turned on by your wife physically, you should do your part as well. I mean, ya, you can't change your face, but both of you knew this going into it. It's the body you need to keep up with. They've already accepted everything else.
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    Wow even in faith I agree 100% LOL

    A girl who gets upset because I dont like her, and thinks I am shallow. Honestly, is is not shallow to not desire to mate with a hippo for life...really thats not shallow, thats just self respect LOL.

    If I spend 2 hours a day working out after working 10-12 hours...she can at least spend 30 mins a day keeping in decent shape.

    Men and Women today both try to expend as little energy as possible instead of pushing themselves so that next week their bodies are in better shape and they can expend MORE energy more easily...wtf its quiet simple...

    I want a wife that in 20 years, will still be dedicated to both me, and her health and body. Not some chick who men think is hot because she can down 4 corn dogs, a bowl of nachos and shoot 10 shots of jose without blinking...but in 20 years looks like a diseased pumpkin...



    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Cannon View Post
    I liked most of it, except where it said that fat girls still have a chance. That's BS. Why would I want to watch a fat chick acting like a stripper? That's stupid.
    Oh....dear.....god....

    I had a fat chick hounding me for like 2 weeks wanting it, I simple follow the rules "I find bestiality a sin, and cows fall under that classification"
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    It seems many women don't realize how critically important visual stimulation is for guys.
    Help her out. Take her pic just before bed and ask "is this supposed to do it for me?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by keeper View Post
    It seems many women don't realize how critically important visual stimulation is for guys.
    Help her out. Take her pic just before bed and ask "is this supposed to do it for me?"
    lol.
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    BS, they know. That's why when they go out withgirlfriends they dress sexy and when they are single again they get their lard asses into the gym and all of the sudden they are more sexual and want to appear sexy again. It's a tool some use. Not all, but most
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Cannon View Post
    Yes and no. If you want to be turned on by your wife physically, you should do your part as well. I mean, ya, you can't change your face, but both of you knew this going into it. It's the body you need to keep up with. They've already accepted everything else.
    Of course everyone should do their job and stay in shape. What I'm saying is if a woman had to "perform" to save her marriage, she can do it with a little lube. A man cannot. Products like Viagra don't do a damned thing if you can't get aroused..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero Tolerance View Post
    Of course everyone should do their job and stay in shape. What I'm saying is if a woman had to "perform" to save her marriage, she can do it with a little lube. A man cannot. Products like Viagra don't do a damned thing if you can't get aroused..
    I disagree. Duct tape and popsicle sticks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmoe65 View Post
    I disagree. Duct tape and popsicle sticks.
    I'll keep that in mind for when my wife gets old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero Tolerance View Post
    Of course everyone should do their job and stay in shape. What I'm saying is if a woman had to "perform" to save her marriage, she can do it with a little lube. A man cannot. Products like Viagra don't do a damned thing if you can't get aroused..
    I thought that was the downside to Viagra; that you get hard even if you're not interested. I know Cialis you have to be somewhat aroused.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Cannon View Post
    I thought that was the downside to Viagra; that you get hard even if you're not interested. I know Cialis you have to be somewhat aroused.
    I don't think so but I'd be curious to see what other people say...
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    Don't really agree with the article completely. Seems like this guy just found himself in that situation and is pissed he can't get hard... It isn't just a woman's job but a couple's job to spice sex up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    Don't really agree with the article completely. Seems like this guy just found himself in that situation and is pissed he can't get hard... It isn't just a woman's job but a couple's job to spice sex up.
    It takes two to tango. You can't do your part if she doesn't do hers.

    I don't agree with it completely either, but I believe there is more truth to it than anything else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero V View Post
    I had a fat chick hounding me for like 2 weeks wanting it, I simple follow the rules "I find bestiality a sin, and cows fall under that classification"
    Word of the Wise! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    Don't really agree with the article completely. Seems like this guy just found himself in that situation and is pissed he can't get hard... It isn't just a woman's job but a couple's job to spice sex up.
    Absolutely. Both parties need to keep in shape to at least some respect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero Tolerance View Post
    Absolutely. Both parties need to keep in shape to at least some respect.
    Don't you hate seeing those super skinny, tall, hillbilly guys in Tazmanian Devil T's walking around holding hands with some obese woman? I never understood it.
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    What has always confused me about this topic of your penis is so many young men and their soft ****s and your libido. It's understandable to a degree with middle aged men with ED and andropause.

    I have never ever, I repeat - ever had an issue with erection strength in all of my life. This is under excessive amounts of alcohol, chemicals and or various androgens. Period.

    I do not need to be turned on to have an erection. It happens. Period.

    Consider for a moment that you may actually have a problem with your need for visual stimulation and all the extra curricular activity require for you to achieve an erection. I am 44 yo and it is still as if I were 12.

    Now I am entirely in support of all of the extra curricular activities...whole heartedly. But to place blame on a woman for your limp **** is unfair.

    "...my **** gets hard when the wind blows."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Cannon View Post
    Don't you hate seeing those super skinny, tall, hillbilly guys in Tazmanian Devil T's walking around holding hands with some obese woman? I never understood it.
    I don't get it either but I know it takes all kinds.. A friend of mine showed me a porno mag of all fat women once.. We called it, "the fat book".. There are people out there that like that kind of thing..
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    I think a lot of it is more than the physical aspect. I'm sure the guys are often just disgusted by their partners, in more ways than physicality. Like if I married a woman and then she turned into some hippie liberal douche 10 years later, I doubt I could get it up for her anymore.
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    I heard someone say it takes a really skinny dude to manage the logistics... as in getting to the goods.

    A little, skinny dude could fall into this crack and never be seen or heard from again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by B5150 View Post
    "...my **** gets hard when the wind blows."
    its funny you put it this way as my wife makes comments about me in the same fashion. She said she originally thought it was just her, now she realizes a strong gust of wind comes by,and it stands up to say hello
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    Yeah, my wife often times in the past, when we would be undressing for bed or the likes, would try and take credit for being on my mind or having strirred some deep desire for her brewing within me.

    It does, simply because it can...no reason
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    I had an issue for a few months when I went from a married lifestyle of never using a condom to being in one where I would have to time everything and it threw me off on several occasions. After that it wasn't a big deal but it definately was a psychological issue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    I had an issue for a few months when I went from a married lifestyle of never using a condom to being in one where I would have to time everything and it threw me off on several occasions. After that it wasn't a big deal but it definately was a psychological issue.
    You've gotta open it like a bag of potato chips!

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    Quote Originally Posted by B5150 View Post
    What has always confused me about this topic of your penis is so many young men and their soft ****s and your libido. It's understandable to a degree with middle aged men with ED and andropause.

    I have never ever, I repeat - ever had an issue with erection strength in all of my life. This is under excessive amounts of alcohol, chemicals and or various androgens. Period.

    I do not need to be turned on to have an erection. It happens. Period.

    Consider for a moment that you may actually have a problem with your need for visual stimulation and all the extra curricular activity require for you to achieve an erection. I am 44 yo and it is still as if I were 12.

    Now I am entirely in support of all of the extra curricular activities...whole heartedly. But to place blame on a woman for your limp **** is unfair.

    "...my **** gets hard when the wind blows."
    Hey man! Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths you can't exactly go back to Playboy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imnotascoolas View Post
    Hey man! Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths you can't exactly go back to Playboy!
    Bhahahahaha! Randy Marsh. The freakin' best.
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    No, you're right... you probably need to go to a Psychologist.
    *Not directed at you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Imnotascoolas View Post
    Hey man! Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths you can't exactly go back to Playboy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Lungz View Post
    No, you're right... you probably need to go to a Psychologist.
    *Not directed at you.
    You're probably right! I could really go for some of that Brazilian fart porn right now! (BTW I can't be the only one who looked that up after watching that episode and found that Brazilian fart porn actually exists!... and it's absolutely retarded lol)
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    How much internet you think they got out there? And even if they gots it, its gon run real slow like. I knows cus Is seen it.
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    lol
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    personally its more my interest than my anatomy.
    as other posters have said the wind will have the soldier standing at attention.
    never had a problem with small brain reacting, but big brain in many cases did not agree.

    several times I'd run to the bathroom and get some cold water to lose my erection because I enjoyed conversation and the night out, but she wanted to sleep with me and I just wasnt into her.
    the I'd apologize for my inability to be aroused. lolz
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    The only sentiment that I disagree with is the whole, "A woman just needs to lube up and she's ready to go!" Mechanically that may be true, but I think it rests on the faulty logic that (1) the gross, fat man is not the cause of the dryness in the first place, and (2) that you have no responsibility to make "it" naturally, uh, accommodating. You should be doing enough that your partner wants to have sex with you, and vice versa. The article honestly sounds like it was written by a disgruntled chump with a limp penis.
  

  
 

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