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  1. I had an issue for a few months when I went from a married lifestyle of never using a condom to being in one where I would have to time everything and it threw me off on several occasions. After that it wasn't a big deal but it definately was a psychological issue.


  2. Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    I had an issue for a few months when I went from a married lifestyle of never using a condom to being in one where I would have to time everything and it threw me off on several occasions. After that it wasn't a big deal but it definately was a psychological issue.
    You've gotta open it like a bag of potato chips!

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  3. Quote Originally Posted by B5150 View Post
    What has always confused me about this topic of your penis is so many young men and their soft ****s and your libido. It's understandable to a degree with middle aged men with ED and andropause.

    I have never ever, I repeat - ever had an issue with erection strength in all of my life. This is under excessive amounts of alcohol, chemicals and or various androgens. Period.

    I do not need to be turned on to have an erection. It happens. Period.

    Consider for a moment that you may actually have a problem with your need for visual stimulation and all the extra curricular activity require for you to achieve an erection. I am 44 yo and it is still as if I were 12.

    Now I am entirely in support of all of the extra curricular activities...whole heartedly. But to place blame on a woman for your limp **** is unfair.

    "...my **** gets hard when the wind blows."
    Hey man! Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths you can't exactly go back to Playboy!

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Imnotascoolas View Post
    Hey man! Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths you can't exactly go back to Playboy!
    Bhahahahaha! Randy Marsh. The freakin' best.

  5. No, you're right... you probably need to go to a Psychologist.
    *Not directed at you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Imnotascoolas View Post
    Hey man! Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths you can't exactly go back to Playboy!
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by Iron Lungz View Post
    No, you're right... you probably need to go to a Psychologist.
    *Not directed at you.
    You're probably right! I could really go for some of that Brazilian fart porn right now! (BTW I can't be the only one who looked that up after watching that episode and found that Brazilian fart porn actually exists!... and it's absolutely retarded lol)

  7. How much internet you think they got out there? And even if they gots it, its gon run real slow like. I knows cus Is seen it.

  8. personally its more my interest than my anatomy.
    as other posters have said the wind will have the soldier standing at attention.
    never had a problem with small brain reacting, but big brain in many cases did not agree.

    several times I'd run to the bathroom and get some cold water to lose my erection because I enjoyed conversation and the night out, but she wanted to sleep with me and I just wasnt into her.
    the I'd apologize for my inability to be aroused. lolz

  9. The only sentiment that I disagree with is the whole, "A woman just needs to lube up and she's ready to go!" Mechanically that may be true, but I think it rests on the faulty logic that (1) the gross, fat man is not the cause of the dryness in the first place, and (2) that you have no responsibility to make "it" naturally, uh, accommodating. You should be doing enough that your partner wants to have sex with you, and vice versa. The article honestly sounds like it was written by a disgruntled chump with a limp penis.
  10. keeper
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    But doesn't she have the power to get the ball rolling in the right direction? Some flirtation over dinner, maybe a little um... brush under the table and such to get things warmed up. It's about each one feeling that the other is into them. Not taken for granted, not overlooked, not a fixture, not a habit, but a sensual, sexually attractive partner. That power of feeling do-or-die desirable is huge.

  11. man rules :

    1 - if you expect a woman to shave, you should probably think about keeping yourself trimmed.
    2 - if you expect a woman to stay in shape, realize she expects the same from you.
    3 - if you expect a woman to go down there, you better return the favor. hijack a pillow to take with you - since women think you won't stay there long enough, this physical proof of staying till completion is sometimes the only thing you need to do to allow her release.
    4 - 35% of women have never experienced release. i've dated 12 women, and all of them released. if you can't do this, PM me and i'll give you info as to how (i doubt the mods will let me get graphic on open forum). the pillow trick sometimes is all you need.
    5 - lingerie is a present for you, not for her. if you want her to wear it for you, set the stage with something romantic.
    6 - women crave sex as much as you do. half of the responsibility is hers, and if its not working, guess who needs to step up.... as keeper said, sometimes just a small gesture can have amazing results.

    * i'm sure there are other rules that apply. that's all i got off the top of my head.

  12. Quote Originally Posted by keeper View Post
    But doesn't she have the power to get the ball rolling in the right direction? Some flirtation over dinner, maybe a little um... brush under the table and such to get things warmed up. It's about each one feeling that the other is into them. Not taken for granted, not overlooked, not a fixture, not a habit, but a sensual, sexually attractive partner. That power of feeling do-or-die desirable is huge.
    Never said she doesn't. I just disagree with the sentiment that you can throw some lube on a woman's vagina like it's a creaky wheel and slam it in there.

  13. Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    I just disagree with the sentiment that you can throw some lube on a woman's vagina like it's a creaky wheel and slam it in there.
    can't i just use WD-40?

  14. I agree with the overall theme of the post only in that when sexual desire goes south, women tend to just roll with it. They seldom take the initiative but that's kinda what society teaches them..ie a guy will come along, make everything better, make everything work and live happily ever after.

    Other than that, monogamy is just kinda silly.

  15. I prefer monogamy

  16. I prefer Pine, myself.

    Oh? What?

    Oh, monogamy...oh...

  17. Good old fashioned, hard...wood?

  18. Did anyone happen to save this gem? Wordpress doesn't have it hosted anymore and I can't find a full text anywhere.
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

  19. +1. I just noticed this and would like to read it if anyone saved it.

  20. Quote Originally Posted by roids1 View Post
    +1. I just noticed this and would like to read it if anyone saved it.
    Problems getting it up brother?

  21. Nope! Everything's operational. Thanks for asking. I just wanna read the article.

  22. I can get it for you guys.. I know who wrote it.. He received so much negative feedback that he did a "facepalm" and killed it.. Give me some time..

  23. Quote Originally Posted by Zero Tolerance View Post
    I can get it for you guys.. I know who wrote it.. He received so much negative feedback that he did a "facepalm" and killed it.. Give me some time..
    Truth hurts I guess

  24. Quote Originally Posted by DGSky View Post
    Truth hurts I guess
    Apparently. I think it was mostly guys replying, though.

  25. Quote Originally Posted by Zero Tolerance View Post
    I can get it for you guys.. I know who wrote it.. He received so much negative feedback that he did a "facepalm" and killed it.. Give me some time..
    We neeeeeeeeeeeed it!

    If you can PM/post/email this thing to me I'd be so thankful. It was quite refreshing, not to mention hilarious.
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

  26. Quote Originally Posted by Zero Tolerance View Post
    Apparently. I think it was mostly guys replying, though.
    That's even more depressing.

  27. WTF is it?

  28. Quote Originally Posted by Irish Cannon View Post
    I thought that was the downside to Viagra; that you get hard even if you're not interested. I know Cialis you have to be somewhat aroused.
    Right!

  29. Quote Originally Posted by Irish Cannon View Post
    I liked most of it, except where it said that fat girls still have a chance. That's BS. Why would I want to watch a fat chick acting like a stripper? That's stupid.
    Beauty, they say, is in the eyes of the beholder!
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