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    But doesn't she have the power to get the ball rolling in the right direction? Some flirtation over dinner, maybe a little um... brush under the table and such to get things warmed up. It's about each one feeling that the other is into them. Not taken for granted, not overlooked, not a fixture, not a habit, but a sensual, sexually attractive partner. That power of feeling do-or-die desirable is huge.

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    man rules :

    1 - if you expect a woman to shave, you should probably think about keeping yourself trimmed.
    2 - if you expect a woman to stay in shape, realize she expects the same from you.
    3 - if you expect a woman to go down there, you better return the favor. hijack a pillow to take with you - since women think you won't stay there long enough, this physical proof of staying till completion is sometimes the only thing you need to do to allow her release.
    4 - 35% of women have never experienced release. i've dated 12 women, and all of them released. if you can't do this, PM me and i'll give you info as to how (i doubt the mods will let me get graphic on open forum). the pillow trick sometimes is all you need.
    5 - lingerie is a present for you, not for her. if you want her to wear it for you, set the stage with something romantic.
    6 - women crave sex as much as you do. half of the responsibility is hers, and if its not working, guess who needs to step up.... as keeper said, sometimes just a small gesture can have amazing results.

    * i'm sure there are other rules that apply. that's all i got off the top of my head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by keeper View Post
    But doesn't she have the power to get the ball rolling in the right direction? Some flirtation over dinner, maybe a little um... brush under the table and such to get things warmed up. It's about each one feeling that the other is into them. Not taken for granted, not overlooked, not a fixture, not a habit, but a sensual, sexually attractive partner. That power of feeling do-or-die desirable is huge.
    Never said she doesn't. I just disagree with the sentiment that you can throw some lube on a woman's vagina like it's a creaky wheel and slam it in there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    I just disagree with the sentiment that you can throw some lube on a woman's vagina like it's a creaky wheel and slam it in there.
    can't i just use WD-40?
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    I agree with the overall theme of the post only in that when sexual desire goes south, women tend to just roll with it. They seldom take the initiative but that's kinda what society teaches them..ie a guy will come along, make everything better, make everything work and live happily ever after.

    Other than that, monogamy is just kinda silly.
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    I prefer monogamy
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    I prefer Pine, myself.

    Oh? What?

    Oh, monogamy...oh...
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    Good old fashioned, hard...wood?
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    Did anyone happen to save this gem? Wordpress doesn't have it hosted anymore and I can't find a full text anywhere.
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
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    +1. I just noticed this and would like to read it if anyone saved it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roids1 View Post
    +1. I just noticed this and would like to read it if anyone saved it.
    Problems getting it up brother?
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    Nope! Everything's operational. Thanks for asking. I just wanna read the article.
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    I can get it for you guys.. I know who wrote it.. He received so much negative feedback that he did a "facepalm" and killed it.. Give me some time..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero Tolerance View Post
    I can get it for you guys.. I know who wrote it.. He received so much negative feedback that he did a "facepalm" and killed it.. Give me some time..
    Truth hurts I guess
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    Quote Originally Posted by DGSky View Post
    Truth hurts I guess
    Apparently. I think it was mostly guys replying, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero Tolerance View Post
    I can get it for you guys.. I know who wrote it.. He received so much negative feedback that he did a "facepalm" and killed it.. Give me some time..
    We neeeeeeeeeeeed it!

    If you can PM/post/email this thing to me I'd be so thankful. It was quite refreshing, not to mention hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zero Tolerance View Post
    Apparently. I think it was mostly guys replying, though.
    That's even more depressing.
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    WTF is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Cannon View Post
    I thought that was the downside to Viagra; that you get hard even if you're not interested. I know Cialis you have to be somewhat aroused.
    Right!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Cannon View Post
    I liked most of it, except where it said that fat girls still have a chance. That's BS. Why would I want to watch a fat chick acting like a stripper? That's stupid.
    Beauty, they say, is in the eyes of the beholder!
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