Douchebags at the gym...

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  1. Generally the c*cks are starting to back down a bit now in the gym as Im clearly working our harder than them ,lift heavier (they always knock it down a few pegs) and my PHONE is left int he locker room. Im clearly serious, to get **** done, not square up how hard i am.

    Most of it was in my head, however i still have to watch eye contact sometimes.

    Yesterday I had one guy, literally stand next to me and wait for me to finish my set, got bored half way through and squeezed past me and the mirror! SO bloody annyoing when he could have gone around.

    My other pet hate, women turning up in lycra, tight fitting boob tops and covered in a gallon of perfume - my missus said one was in the locker room that was still there doing her hair and makeup when she finsihed an hour later! Its not a blooming nightclub!

    One chocked me on the running machine with her perfume when the fans came on, i literally left the room

    Funniest thing, last week out of nowhere this bloke was lunging all around the gym - i couldnt stop laughing (to myself, im not a douche!) - nothing wrong with a bit of lunge walking but around the gym just tickled me

    That and the ladies JUST doing butt exercises, in baseball caps and lycra - its like something from Instagram/porno rather than a workout gym - very distracting for us.. and her boyfriend watching EVERY mans eyes int he building in case they look over!


  2. Quote Originally Posted by Toff View Post
    That and the ladies JUST doing butt exercises, in baseball caps and lycra -
    100%. At my gym the ones doing this are the out of shape ones... That's all they do ... with no results. You would think they would pick up from the 1 or 2 ladies who actually have built legs and glutes and guess what... they are doing Squats and Deads with no baseball caps hahahah
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  3. Today I saw a guy hit the quadfecta:

    1. Curls in the squat rack (granted there was 1 other squat rack open but still)
    2. Occupying multiple pieces of equipment at once (squat rack for curls and cable pulldown station)
    3. Spending lots of time talking between sets while occupying equipment
    4. Left his plates (10s) on the barbell still in the squat rack and I had to strip them to do good mornings after the guy left

  4. The fact that he is curling 65 lbs on a squat rack makes me laugh!

  5. The dude yelling at his wife as he almost fell off of the treadmill was the douchebag today. He got instant karma for talking that way to his woman.
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by Mowglisml View Post
    100%. At my gym the ones doing this are the out of shape ones... That's all they do ... with no results. You would think they would pick up from the 1 or 2 ladies who actually have built legs and glutes and guess what... they are doing Squats and Deads with no baseball caps hahahah
    Yep - you look at the rest of her body and its weak, just youth on her side keeping it slightly in check.

    That and she appears to be eating over maintenance and now not only is her arse ghetting flabby, everything else is too. She'll ultimately fail

  7. I was in the back room at my gym (heavier machines, more benches etc) and there was this girl (actually lifts) that I guess had brought her mom and this big dude. He's a lot taller than me. I'm 6 1ish and he's probably 6 5 - 230 but not lean at all. Muscular but i lift about the same at 185.

    Well, the girl and her mom had gone back there to get away from every one else in the gym. I was finishing up my session and this dude had metal blaring through his headphones while singing(screaming?) along with his music while he was out of breath. While curling in the squat rack and super setting land mines on the opposite side of the room. So after each set he would walk from one end of the room to the other while screaming under his breath.

    Fccking annoying. I doubt that lady will bring her mom anymore because they left after like 10 minutes of it.

  8. There's these two guys at my gym that work out together and wear a belt for literally every lift, no **** you'll see em belted up for dumbells curls

  9. Quote Originally Posted by BrotherBurly View Post
    There's these two guys at my gym that work out together and wear a belt for literally every lift, no **** you'll see em belted up for dumbells curls
    Hahaha there are a couple guys like that at my gym. They'll out it on in front of everyone and then pull their shirt over it to try and hide it.

    Theyre also the guys that never workout legs. Ever.

  10. Since two weeks ago I see that guy at the gym.
    7 feet tall, fat and pencil legs. Never saw such thin legs on a dude that big in my life!
    He ALWAYS does curling, only curling... Zbar, DB's and watching his wobbly arms in the mirror.
    As I know, he at least works out 4 days a week, curling those 40lbs zbar -or whatnot.

    Lets see if I can sneak up on him and take a pic.
    Life is fair it's your expectations that aren't.

  11. Quote Originally Posted by hairygrandpa View Post
    Since two weeks ago I see that guy at the gym.
    7 feet tall, fat and pencil legs. Never saw such thin legs on a dude that big in my life!
    He ALWAYS does curling, only curling... Zbar, DB's and watching his wobbly arms in the mirror.
    As I know, he at least works out 4 days a week, curling those 40lbs zbar -or whatnot.

    Lets see if I can sneak up on him and take a pic.
    Dooo it

  12. Quote Originally Posted by hairygrandpa View Post
    Since two weeks ago I see that guy at the gym.
    7 feet tall, fat and pencil legs. Never saw such thin legs on a dude that big in my life!
    He ALWAYS does curling, only curling... Zbar, DB's and watching his wobbly arms in the mirror.
    As I know, he at least works out 4 days a week, curling those 40lbs zbar -or whatnot.

    Lets see if I can sneak up on him and take a pic.
    Lol

  13. Quote Originally Posted by hairygrandpa View Post
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    Had in mind to do some pull ups and cable exercises.

    This "bantam weight dude" decided to put a chair between the cables, to sit on it, while probably watching "my little pony" vids.
    It wasn't a rest for him, it was a rest for the weights

  14. Quote Originally Posted by Brandinooooo View Post
    Hahaha there are a couple guys like that at my gym. They'll out it on in front of everyone and then pull their shirt over it to try and hide it.

    Theyre also the guys that never workout legs. Ever.
    This one is not a D-bag thing, maybe they have a weak back?

  15. Do you guys think people that superset are tools? No talking, just solid back and forth with two movements.

  16. Quote Originally Posted by Joe12 View Post
    Do you guys think people that superset are tools? No talking, just solid back and forth with two movements.
    Wut? Why would that make them tools? Haha half my workouts are composed of supersets and I work out alone most of the time so I don't talk, or even sit on my phone.
    Training & everything else log: http://anabolicminds.com/forum/workout-logs/275307-bam-bam-goes-30.html

  17. Quote Originally Posted by Joe12 View Post
    Do you guys think people that superset are tools? No talking, just solid back and forth with two movements.
    Not as long as they're actually supersetting. If you take 5 minutes between each "set" I'm stealing whatever you're on if I need it.

  18. Quote Originally Posted by BamBam0319 View Post
    Wut? Why would that make them tools? Haha half my workouts are composed of supersets and I work out alone most of the time so I don't talk, or even sit on my phone.
    It was a personal question, im the superset guy that takes up two things and runs back and forth.... just making sure I'm not the dbag hahaha

    Sometime I feel a little guilty doing it, but other time I just get in the zone don't give a fuc.

  19. Quote Originally Posted by rascal14 View Post
    Not as long as they're actually supersetting. If you take 5 minutes between each "set" I'm stealing whatever you're on if I need it.
    This. Some people take advantage. No longer a superset.
    Also, When I superset I try and space the pieces of equipment as close as possible to each other so you can at least be there to say you are supersetting.

  20. Quote Originally Posted by Joe12 View Post
    It was a personal question, im the superset guy that takes up two things and runs back and forth.... just making sure I'm not the dbag hahaha

    Sometime I feel a little guilty doing it, but other time I just get in the zone don't give a fuc.
    Nope. Not a dbag but maybe a tad bit annoying.

  21. Yea haha i know the feeling. There is always some guys in gym that think what they do is the best thing, but in the end it isn't and at the time they stop, they turn really fat and heavy haha.

  22. Girl in the gym doing squats to get a butt pump then immediately grabbing her phone to take a selfie and does a fist pump and goes "yessss omg" and runs over to her friend to show her the pic that she's about to post on Instagram. I swear she did a total of two sets in 15 minutes. Most of her time was spent talking. These people do nothing but take up space, never sweating, always talking, on their phones, full makeup and perfume. So much perfume it's nauseating

  23. Quote Originally Posted by BlockBuilder View Post
    Girl in the gym doing squats to get a butt pump then immediately grabbing her phone to take a selfie and does a fist pump and goes "yessss omg" and runs over to her friend to show her the pic that she's about to post on Instagram. I swear she did a total of two sets in 15 minutes. Most of her time was spent talking. These people do nothing but take up space, never sweating, always talking, on their phones, full makeup and perfume. So much perfume it's nauseating
    But u were still looking
    Haha jk. Yea so dumb when they do that. At least she was squatting some girls at my gym do nothing but isolation work... all the time. No results

  24. Or what about the *******s that strategically place themselves in your space so they can catch get a comparison visual in the mirror. What about the guy that ask you can he work in with you but only does 1 set then bounce ( but he was only trying get a strength comparison with you)
    I mean this the type of douchbag sh** I deal with at my gym..

  25. Quote Originally Posted by TMloc View Post
    What about the guy that ask you can he work in with you but only does 1 set then bounce ( but he was only trying get a strength comparison with you).
    bastards...I deal with this kind of guy literally everyday...always wants to work in for a set and leave...

    ...then again...I train in my basement....alone....but still.....dbag.
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