Douchebags at the gym...

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by BigRed1974 View Post
    This is not the first time I read you checking out men bits..lol
    This thread is goin downhill lmao


  2. Quote Originally Posted by choccyswag View Post
    A group of players from the local footy (football) club came in with their jerseys and shorts. The footy shorts are very short and well, one of them didnt have ANYTHING on underneath lol. like you can see bits when he sat down on the bench or stretching. Trying so hard not to laugh haha

    oh and someone asked me today 'how much does the pole weigh'? I have never heard a barbell called a 'pole' before
    Yea and I bet these fruity ****s didn't wipe his nutsack sweat off the benches either. If I ever see something like this I'm gonna say something. Disgusting
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by BigRed1974 View Post
    Everytime I walk into my gym there are weights just laying around...wait I workout at home by myself, damn it I am the douchebag!!!
    Well, I'm gonna be the douchebag for a while. Just bought my daughter the He-Man and the masters of the universe set volumes one and two. 40 episodes in all. Now, when I fail on a lift, I'm gonna hold up my water bottle and yell, "By the power of Grey Skull! I have the POWER!!!" Then slam the weights around.
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  4. Quote Originally Posted by JeremyNG25 View Post
    Yea and I bet these fruity ****s didn't wipe his nutsack sweat off the benches either. If I ever see something like this I'm gonna say something. Disgusting
    haha the first thing I do when i rock to work is spray and wipe every surface with sanitising spray. I don't want to catch germs off any guys lol
    "If you want to be happy, be." - Leo Tolstoy

  5. Quote Originally Posted by choccyswag View Post
    haha the first thing I do when i rock to work is spray and wipe every surface with sanitising spray. I don't want to catch germs off any guys lol
    Man sweat is proven to increase anabolicness by 150% per square inch of swaet
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  6. My friends know better but if I had a spotter who did this to me, I'd drop the f'n bar, turn around, and beat the living sh*t out of them.


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  7. Quote Originally Posted by smithstetics View Post
    Man sweat is proven to increase anabolicness by 150% per square inch of swaet
    Not always. I had a buddy spotting me on bench one day. He was leaning over and on my last rep, which I was straining some, a bead of sweat fell off his forehead onto my face. I dropped that bar right on my chest! If man sweat did what you said, that would have been an easy rep.
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  8. Quote Originally Posted by AntM1564 View Post
    Not always. I had a buddy spotting me on bench one day. He was leaning over and on my last rep, which I was straining some, a bead of sweat fell off his forehead onto my face. I dropped that bar right on my chest! If man sweat did what you said, that would have been an easy rep.
    if you refer back to my post, it must be exactly one square inch

  9. i talked to the owner of the gym, and he put up a sign in the free weight area:

    "if you are too weak to put your weights away, please ask the fitness staff and the girls will be more than happy to help you"

    WIN lol
    "If you want to be happy, be." - Leo Tolstoy

  10. Quote Originally Posted by choccyswag View Post
    i talked to the owner of the gym, and he put up a sign in the free weight area:

    "if you are too weak to put your weights away, please ask the fitness staff and the girls will be more than happy to help you"

    WIN lol
    what a boss hahaha seriously too funny

  11. High School must be out cuz dbags are Rollin in packs of 3-5 all on their phones taken pics of their 150lb frame

  12. Quote Originally Posted by fame126 View Post
    High School must be out cuz dbags are Rollin in packs of 3-5 all on their phones taken pics of their 150lb frame
    They be like...
    d3031ca77a79afcb6bceeffc3e4c336c.jpg
    SNS REP
    Hit me up with any questions any time.

  13. Quote Originally Posted by fame126 View Post
    High School must be out cuz dbags are Rollin in packs of 3-5 all on their phones taken pics of their 150lb frame
    Oh, yes! I made the mistake of going to the gym right after work the other day and every machine was taken.
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-

  14. Exactly!! Lmao

  15. Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    My friends know better but if I had a spotter who did this to me, I'd drop the f'n bar, turn around, and beat the living sh*t out of them.


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    I would never do that... However, I do occasionally tea bag my wife when she's doing dumbbell presses.

  16. Quote Originally Posted by HardB0iled View Post
    I would never do that... However, I do occasionally tea bag my wife when she's doing dumbbell presses.
    OMG!!!!
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-

  17. Not really d-baggy, but who in the hell carries a 5 lb tub of whey in their gym bag on the gym floor. Especially a crap brand. Taking post workout shake to the next level!
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  18. Quote Originally Posted by AntM1564 View Post
    Not really d-baggy, but who in the hell carries a 5 lb tub of whey in their gym bag on the gym floor. Especially a crap brand. Taking post workout shake to the next level!
    Douchebaggey yes. But can we really blame the guy? He's been brainwashed by the fitness industry into believing if you don't have your post workout shake immediately after your workout then you won't see any results because you missed the golden window. 90 percent of all people in the gym have been brainwashed heavily by the fitness industry and its very very hard to break off from that way of thinking. I still struggle with it sometimes

  19. Quote Originally Posted by JeremyNG25 View Post
    Douchebaggey yes. But can we really blame the guy? He's been brainwashed by the fitness industry into believing if you don't have your post workout shake immediately after your workout then you won't see any results because you missed the golden window. 90 percent of all people in the gym have been brainwashed heavily by the fitness industry and its very very hard to break off from that way of thinking. I still struggle with it sometimes
    What made me lol even more was it was MP Iron Whey line.
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  20. Quote Originally Posted by AntM1564 View Post
    What made me lol even more was it was MP Iron Whey line.
    They sell this at Muay Thai. I was the owner hype it up to a kid about it being the best supps out there. I ****ing looked at him like wtf?!? Are you serious?!?
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-

  21. Quote Originally Posted by AntM1564 View Post
    Not really d-baggy, but who in the hell carries a 5 lb tub of whey in their gym bag on the gym floor. Especially a crap brand. Taking post workout shake to the next level!
    Maybe he is on insulin?
  22. Douchebags at the gym...


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  23. Does anyone else ever play along with the douchebags... Just to humor yourself? "Dang how can I get that good of form?!"

  24. Quote Originally Posted by use2Bfat View Post
    Does anyone else ever play along with the douchebags... Just to humor yourself? "Dang how can I get that good of form?!"
    I have.

    Wow, omg, you're so strong. Can I take a pic of your form?! I want to compare my form to yours.
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-
  25. Douchebags at the gym...


    Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    I have.

    Wow, omg, you're so strong. Can I take a pic of your form?! I want to compare my form to yours.
    "Okay, but first I'm going to increase the weight."

    Btw. Start logging these pictures you take of people.. Do us all a favor. Please!
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