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    Quote Originally Posted by tjbruno View Post
    new england sucks ass. I'm so sick of shoveling, it's like a joke at this point
    That's what step sons are for. :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by tjbruno View Post
    new england sucks ass. I'm so sick of shoveling, it's like a joke at this point
    Lol.... Shovelling is great!!!!
    I add a lil twist into it, for some core strengthening , ha ha ha....
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    I live south of Atlanta (so wanted to click Atlantis haha) and was annoyed by what "snow" we got. Yall can keep that **** up there haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomahawk88 View Post
    I live south of Atlanta (so wanted to click Atlantis haha) and was annoyed by what "snow" we got. Yall can keep that **** up there haha.
    ^^^ obviously never been taught to piss his name in the snow
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    Quote Originally Posted by threeFs View Post

    ^^^ obviously never been taught to piss his name in the snow
    Literally my favorite part of snow. I run outside to pee and draw designs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hardwork25 View Post

    100% true. I wish I had a monster truck instead of my BMW every damn time it rains. Lol are you in az? Thought you were in Texas?
    I lived in az for a little while while my wife was working on her phd.

    But nope-im not a tejano. Im a mississippi boy 110%. Born and raised and then came home and put down roots after school.
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    As I'm in between squat sets... "hey man what do you do to get your legs that big?" REALLY?!?!
    The advice I give is just that... Advice, purely my opinion. Not medical advice
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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerDave View Post
    As I'm in between squat sets... "hey man what do you do to get your legs that big?" REALLY?!?!
    Yes, tell us your secret!!! :P
    DO IT FOR THE "HOLY, SH*T, YOU GOT HOT"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post

    Yes, tell us your secret!!! :P
    No its my secret!! But I can tell you its not hard work, dedication, consistency or heavy leg days.
    The advice I give is just that... Advice, purely my opinion. Not medical advice
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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerDave View Post
    No its my secret!! But I can tell you its not hard work, dedication, consistency or heavy leg days.
    that sh!ts overrated, all my muscles came from this bottle of pills
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    Quote Originally Posted by hurdlemaker View Post
    that sh!ts overrated, all my muscles came from this bottle of pills
    Mine came from a syringe, beer and fast food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerDave View Post
    Mine came from a syringe, beer and fast food.
    I have chicken legs. I kinda resemble a potato on toothpicks. Oh well, life can be cruel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iparatroop View Post
    I have chicken legs. I kinda resemble a potato on toothpicks. Oh well, life can be cruel.
    haha, basically a mr potato head?
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    Quote Originally Posted by iparatroop View Post
    I have chicken legs. I kinda resemble a potato on toothpicks. Oh well, life can be cruel.
    Ha I don't have calves.. just front of shins and back
    The advice I give is just that... Advice, purely my opinion. Not medical advice
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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerDave View Post
    Ha I don't have calves.. just front of shins and back
    is this you?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hurdlemaker View Post
    haha, basically a mr potato head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hurdlemaker View Post
    is this you?!?

    <img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=97 071"/>
    Lol, looks like the dbag that hits on all the girls at my gym! He like to brag to the girls about his physique modeling... Blah....
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    So after 4 years of home gym workouts, I finally have a story I can post on here! Yaaaaaaay!

    Met my wife at PF (ugh, cuz that's where she likes to workout) on lunch to help her with some things before she goes away for military training for a month. I was using a smith machine to deadlift (not the same as the real thing, I know). I only had 315 on the bar at the end of my sets after some heavier sets. I was taking a quick drink when a teeter totter (big upper body, no legs) came over and asked if I was done. I said I was, I just needed to put the weights back. He said that's fine, leave 'em, he was going to bench with that much and he would just lift the bar to the height he needed to get started. "Anything you say man". So not only did he strattle the bar to "get it to height", he struggled just to get it off the ground. His boyfriend, er, workout partner came over and told him to lift one side and he would lift the other. They got it set, put a bench under it, and I stood back to watch the show. After his apparent "mental psych up" that took forever with him walking around huffing and puffing, he got under the bar, unracked it, slowly let it down, and then half way down he dropped the bar on himself, yelled to his "spotter" to get the bar up, which his "spotter" couldn't so I went and gave a hand. When teeter totter stood up he said he was pretty sure he dislocated his shoulder. I just chuckled and walked away and finished my workout. On my way out I asked why they didn't set off the "lunk" alarm? They said he wasn't a big enough guy to qualify. Again I just chuckled. It was totally entertaining.
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    I stopped reading after "using smith machine to deadlift"
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    Epic story
    The advice I give is just that... Advice, purely my opinion. Not medical advice
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    Lol on a smith machine... Classic.

    I saw a dude doing the weirdest exercise I've seen yesterday; he was doing what appeared to be db flies but would lock out then only move the dbs about 2" to either side...

    I guess maybe you'd build up your sternum? Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainman33 View Post
    So after 4 years of home gym workouts, I finally have a story I can post on here! Yaaaaaaay! Met my wife at PF (ugh, cuz that's where she likes to workout) on lunch to help her with some things before she goes away for military training for a month. I was using a smith machine to deadlift (not the same as the real thing, I know). I only had 315 on the bar at the end of my sets after some heavier sets. I was taking a quick drink when a teeter totter (big upper body, no legs) came over and asked if I was done. I said I was, I just needed to put the weights back. He said that's fine, leave 'em, he was going to bench with that much and he would just lift the bar to the height he needed to get started. "Anything you say man". So not only did he strattle the bar to "get it to height", he struggled just to get it off the ground. His boyfriend, er, workout partner came over and told him to lift one side and he would lift the other. They got it set, put a bench under it, and I stood back to watch the show. After his apparent "mental psych up" that took forever with him walking around huffing and puffing, he got under the bar, unracked it, slowly let it down, and then half way down he dropped the bar on himself, yelled to his "spotter" to get the bar up, which his "spotter" couldn't so I went and gave a hand. When teeter totter stood up he said he was pretty sure he dislocated his shoulder. I just chuckled and walked away and finished my workout. On my way out I asked why they didn't set off the "lunk" alarm? They said he wasn't a big enough guy to qualify. Again I just chuckled. It was totally entertaining.
    No love for the smith b!tch, from this girl....
    Funny story though...
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    Do you mind explaining why you "deadlift" using the smith? Are you missing a leg and can't balance?
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    Quote Originally Posted by iparatroop View Post
    Do you mind explaining why you "deadlift" using the smith? Are you missing a leg and can't balance?
    Lol. No, they don't have ANY free weights beyond their 75# dumbbells.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iparatroop View Post
    Do you mind explaining why you "deadlift" using the smith? Are you missing a leg and can't balance?
    I thought most PF's removed the squat racks...
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    Douche in the locker room wearing the compression shorts for football........ WITH the pads in them, UA shirt and full length UA pants on under the shorts checking his butt out in the mirror like a girl. SHM!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cubs1987 View Post

    I thought most PF's removed the squat racks...
    They have from what I understand. They had 4 Smith machines right in a row like they were sights to behold. It was funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainman33 View Post
    Lol. No, they don't have ANY free weights beyond their 75# dumbbells.
    Then how do you add weight to the smith?
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    Quote Originally Posted by iparatroop View Post
    Then how do you add weight to the smith?
    They have plates for the Smith machines, but no bars of any kind inside that building. It's a great place for beginners until they figure out they need a real gym.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainman33 View Post
    They have plates for the Smith machines, but no bars of any kind inside that building. It's a great place for beginners until they figure out they need a real gym.
    Do they have 45's in there??

    Beginners ( grin...)
    I liked it hard , right from the start.....
    Wait... We r talking about lifting right? ( lmao..)
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