Douchebags at the gym...

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by EatMoar View Post
    I prefer some dome before the gym so I'm not tired. A sick workout with no one there, plow my girlfriend like no other afterwards and a good meal. This would be a good day.
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  2. Sex before cardio is great but I can't have sex before I go lift. It throws me off. Now after?... Dif story
    The advice I give is just that... Advice, purely my opinion. Not medical advice
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by DangerDave View Post
    Sex before cardio is great but I can't have sex before I go lift. It throws me off. Now after?... Dif story
    Agreed. I had some insane sex before lifting once and could not focus at all, I was just euphoric the whole time lol.

  4. Meh...sex before or after has never really effected me but i do feel like a God after lifting all pumped up and ish
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  5. Quote Originally Posted by DangerDave View Post
    Sex before cardio is great but I can't have sex before I go lift. It throws me off. Now after?... Dif story
    I feel like Christian Bale in American Psycho having sex after the gym lol
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by buff.girl View Post
    Meh...sex before or after has never really effected me but i do feel like a God after lifting all pumped up and ish
    I love that feeling. I get a whole body pump from sex and I usually like to add agamtine and l theanine beforehand or else I'll last for hours lol. So I get a huge pump before the gym and it feels awesome.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by EatMoar View Post
    I love that feeling. I get a whole body pump from sex and I usually like to add agamtine and l theanine beforehand or else I'll last for hours lol. So I get a huge pump before the gym and it feels awesome.

    I work out at 5 am so I like to come home after and wake her up with me standing over her face beating it like a champ and making low muffled humming noises.

    Scares and excites the $hit out of them at the same time. Hahaha

  8. Quote Originally Posted by hardwork25 View Post

    I work out at 5 am so I like to come home after and wake her up with me standing over her face beating it like a champ and making low muffled humming noises.

    Scares and excites the $hit out of them at the same time. Hahaha
    Omg! I just pictured this and it cracked me up!!!! Lmao
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
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  9. Quote Originally Posted by hardwork25 View Post

    I work out at 5 am so I like to come home after and wake her up with me standing over her face beating it like a champ and making low muffled humming noises.

    Scares and excites the $hit out of them at the same time. Hahaha
    Sumpthin' wrong with you man.....lol
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  10. Quote Originally Posted by hardwork25 View Post
    I work out at 5 am so I like to come home after and wake her up with me standing over her face beating it like a champ and making low muffled humming noises.

    Scares and excites the $hit out of them at the same time. Hahaha
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  11. Quote Originally Posted by hardwork25 View Post

    I work out at 5 am so I like to come home after and wake her up with me standing over her face beating it like a champ and making low muffled humming noises.

    Scares and excites the $hit out of them at the same time. Hahaha
    Haha classic bro. Lmao
    The advice I give is just that... Advice, purely my opinion. Not medical advice

  12. Quote Originally Posted by McCrew530 View Post

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    My thoights exactly lol
    Quote Originally Posted by iparatroop View Post
    I'm usually crying when people take naked pictures of me. Fcuking childhood.

  13. Quote Originally Posted by the Phoenix View Post

    Is this thread about douches or is it written by douches? I only ask because these dbags must really get under your skin that well, to where you start sounding like one Don't let it turn you into a douche, bro.
    Why because I said my wife is hot?

  14. Quote Originally Posted by threeFs View Post

    Why because I said my wife is hot?
    That's not douchey. I've already gotten confirmation from Hyde that my wife's hot.
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  15. Wore a sleeveless to the gym today, first time in a year. I am the uber dbag.

  16. Quote Originally Posted by EatMoar View Post
    Wore a sleeveless to the gym today, first time in a year. I am the uber dbag.
    kinda like the one in your avi???

  17. Was doing fst-7 today when some dbag asked me if I was using the 115 lb dumbbells I had sitting on my thighs about to incline press today. I told him I had one more set and I'd bring em over when I was done (which I thought was pretty nice). Repped out my 12 reps and dropped off the weights, then sat down for a sec; looked over and the dude is yelling "light weight baby" like he's ronnie coleman. He goes to incline the dbs and has his butt and back a foot or two off the back of the bench. He got the weight up like 6" then they started dropping; even with his spotter lifting as hard as he could he didn't even come close to lifting it.

    I go back to get some dumbbells for flies and dude is like "thanks for making me look like a bitch" lol

  18. Another chick came up to me and asked if she can feel my thigh. It makes me feel totally weird, like when people go up to pregnant chicks and ask to rub their bellies. :/
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-

  19. Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    Another chick came up to me and asked if she can feel my thigh. It makes me feel totally weird, like when people go up to pregnant chicks and ask to rub their bellies. :/

    Let the hair grow on it and see if they still ask to feel it.
    "Aren't two sparrows sold for a small coin? But not one of them will fall to the ground without your Father knowing about it already. Even the hairs of your head are all counted. Don't be afraid. You are worth more than many sparrows."

  20. Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd View Post

    Let the hair grow on it and see if they still ask to feel it.
    Lol, I'm Asian. We don't grow much hair.
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-

  21. Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    Another chick came up to me and asked if she can feel my thigh. It makes me feel totally weird, like when people go up to pregnant chicks and ask to rub their bellies. :/
    My wifes preggers now-shes about fed up with stranger belly rubbing. But shes too nice so she just comes and yells to me about it lol
    Quote Originally Posted by iparatroop View Post
    I'm usually crying when people take naked pictures of me. Fcuking childhood.

  22. Quote Originally Posted by MANotaur View Post
    My wifes preggers now-shes about fed up with stranger belly rubbing. But shes too nice so she just comes and yells to me about it lol
    congrats, mine too.... I pity the poor bastard that tries to rub her belly!! I'm pretty sure they won't have a hand left!

  23. Quote Originally Posted by MANotaur View Post

    My wifes preggers now-shes about fed up with stranger belly rubbing. But shes too nice so she just comes and yells to me about it lol
    To bad they don't walk up and rub your dick and say good job
    The advice I give is just that... Advice, purely my opinion. Not medical advice

  24. Quote Originally Posted by Wrivest View Post
    kinda like the one in your avi???
    Coincidently, that picture was taken a year ago when I joined and that was the last time I wore a sleeveless lololol.

  25. Quote Originally Posted by Wrivest View Post
    congrats, mine too.... I pity the poor bastard that tries to rub her belly!! I'm pretty sure they won't have a hand left!
    Cause you or she will rip it off? Lol

    Quote Originally Posted by DangerDave View Post

    To bad they don't walk up and rub your dick and say good job
    What a wonderful world it would be...
    Quote Originally Posted by iparatroop View Post
    I'm usually crying when people take naked pictures of me. Fcuking childhood.

  26. Quote Originally Posted by MANotaur View Post
    Cause you or she will rip it off?
    haha, whoever reaches it first!!

  27. Quote Originally Posted by MANotaur View Post
    What a wonderful world it would be...
    Even if it was women that looked like Rosie O'Donnel?
    "Aren't two sparrows sold for a small coin? But not one of them will fall to the ground without your Father knowing about it already. Even the hairs of your head are all counted. Don't be afraid. You are worth more than many sparrows."

  28. Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd View Post

    Even if it was women that looked like Rosie O'Donnel?
    ...as long as she promised not to eat it. A compliment from a fat chick is still a compliment. Ill take what i can get lol
    Quote Originally Posted by iparatroop View Post
    I'm usually crying when people take naked pictures of me. Fcuking childhood.

  29. Quote Originally Posted by threeFs View Post
    Why because I said my wife is hot?
    I wasn't sure if you were rippin on the douche or being the douche, but if he does hit on your wife, then he's the douche.

  30. Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd View Post

    Even if it was women that looked like Rosie O'Donnel?
    She's hot! :P
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-
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