Douchebags at the gym...

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  1. crack was very popular in his day


  2. Quote Originally Posted by Dizmal View Post
    Most of his head is shaved except for on side and then it's braded. So a 4" round patch of 8" long hair. I don't know what it's supposed to be.
    it hides the exit wound.
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by kanakafarian View Post
    Sh!t, I guess I'm a douchebag then When I'm in the rack with 405+lbs loaded on my shoulders, I can't help but grunt when I'm doing ass squats. The noise just comes out
    Hahahah no but nerds doing this, I grunt but I take the piss it's even funnier when you count to ten in German like arnie
    drofwarc

  4. Quote Originally Posted by mich29 View Post
    loud people inthe gym laughing and yelling and being ****ing child like.an hour and 30 mins of this retarded ****.wtf man really your at the gym to work out not be jack asses.I wanted to hit'em both inthe head with a 45lbs weight to shut'em up.......damn 24 hour cameras.
    I experience this every time I hit up the public gym. Three dudes, all around 6 foot tall, couldn't weigh more than 185, all of them lift together and act like their workouts are so epic that everyone else is a lil beotch, and they throw down their 40 pound dumbells like they're 125's every time, and then slam them back in the rack, and stare at everyone. I like to stare back. Sometimes I can't contain myself and I laugh at them. Other times I like to stop and applaud them when they throw the weights down.

    I think next time you should throw that 45'er at those clowns.
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  5. This guy with 'clown hair' ( a ring of hair around a bald head) just walks around the gym holding a paper towel. He also has a paper towel sticking out of his 1970's gym shorts.

    He wears a mesh athletic tank top with worn off numbers and striped socks up to his knees. One of his knees is wrapped in what appears to be a bloody ace bandage. I have never seen him attempt any type of physical activity in the gym but where ever he goes, he leaves a terrible stinch that lingers for what seems to be forever.
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  6. The worst is the person who just lifts arms and does a little chest and shoulders and has no legs and looks horribly disproportional. The guy who takes orals for 2 months and then stops lifting while he comes off and then 2 montsh later goes on more orals and repeats the cycle and gets no gains.

  7. Quote Originally Posted by Husker89 View Post
    The worst is the person who just lifts arms and does a little chest and shoulders and has no legs and looks horribly disproportional. The guy who takes orals for 2 months and then stops lifting while he comes off and then 2 montsh later goes on more orals and repeats the cycle and gets no gains.
    Ron Ron?
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  8. i knew a kid back in high school who ran a cycle of something oral
    can't remember
    wasn't into that sort of thing back then
    and DID NOT lift AT ALL.
    i remember tellin him,
    mike, you should lift weights and eat a lot right?
    let's watch pumping iron and see what arnold does...
    nope.
    dood was convinced the roids would do the work for him...
    dood never changed.
    drank a ton of beer the whole time, too.

  9. The c0ck blocker!! I just had one last night at the gym.

    So, I'm in the rack doing my squats and this chick comes up to me and asks, "how much weight is that?!" and when I'm about to reply, this douchebag wannabe in an undershirt 2 sizes too small interupts and says, "oh, that's 405lbs". And this girl continues her conversation with me while ignoring this douche but the guy just stands there staring at us as if he's a part of the convo. She and I both blow this guy off and don't even acknowledge that he's there. We spoke for a good 4-5 minutes before this clown finally got the clue and went back to doing seated calf raises with 45lbs! LOL

  10. This very day some guy comes up to me while I'm doing bent rows and says to make sure no one uses his bench while he goes and does whatever.

  11. Quote Originally Posted by rambo679 View Post
    This very day some guy comes up to me while I'm doing bent rows and says to make sure no one uses his bench while he goes and does whatever.
    i am not sure why
    busy
    gyms don't tie little white boards to the benches
    allowing 20 minutes to each signee.
    maybe with a wait 3 deep or something like that.

  12. I totally got crop dusted by this one fat gay dude today. I looked up with a wtf look on my face and he was just sitting their smiling... in what I'm guessing was his attempt to hit on me.
    Comic Sans makes me feel gangsta

  13. Quote Originally Posted by 2k1s View Post
    I totally got crop dusted by this one fat gay dude today. I looked up with a wtf look on my face and he was just sitting their smiling... in what I'm guessing was his attempt to hit on me.
    LOL hit on you by crop dusting?! I guess he was trying to claim his territory!

  14. This one is a few weeks old, some guy had the locker right below mine and was taking up all the space on the bench. I noticed that he was sitting their the entire time it took me to get my stuff, shower, etc and it looked like he was fevershly drying his one foot. Wondering what he was doing for so long I looked closer and realized he was scraping skin off his foot onto the floor for like 15 minutes and was still ped-egging it as I left.

  15. Quote Originally Posted by CCV3 View Post


    That was painful. F that chick. Physco

  16. Quote Originally Posted by bakerderek0 View Post


    That was painful. F that chick. Physco
    I'd still pee in her butt.
    Comic Sans makes me feel gangsta

  17. Quote Originally Posted by Vance View Post
    Hahahahah. I know just the type.

    He also has to grunt like Sharapova while doing lat pulldowns with 100 lbs and always lets all the weights slam down on his final rep just to make *sure* everyone in the building knows just how much of a **** he is.
    Don't forget about this guy screaming his rep count out at the top of his lungs while sweating so bad he looks like he just got done swimming!

  18. Quote Originally Posted by 2k1s View Post
    I totally got crop dusted by this one fat gay dude today. I looked up with a wtf look on my face and he was just sitting their smiling... in what I'm guessing was his attempt to hit on me.
    The dusting was probably his mating call
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  19. I just joined another 24 hour gym and I am teaching spin at another gym, I have been plagued lately with large, hairy fat smelly women who smell like smoke and a bar and try to sit next to me while I am either riding a bike ( trying out a new spin routine) or while I am running on the treadmill, I am fast approaching my "you smell and your pissing me off" speech.


    TC
    RIP Ryan, :(

  20. Quote Originally Posted by bakerderek0 View Post


    That was painful. F that chick. Physco
    definitely not what i was hoping for.

    Saw 3 frat kids walk into the gym with their cut-sleeve shirts and immediately start doing hammer curls. The funny part was they were standing so damn close to each other, it almost looked like they were over-lapping. Not to mention it was a slow day&time so the gym was fairly empty. I swear i only saw them do 2 sets and leave. Either way they looked retarded. I was gunna snap a phone pic but i didnt. morons

  21. Quote Originally Posted by 2k1s View Post
    I'd still pee in her butt.
    I would pee on her face.
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  22. Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM View Post
    I would pee on her face.

  23. Quote Originally Posted by rambo679 View Post
    This one is a few weeks old, some guy had the locker right below mine and was taking up all the space on the bench. I noticed that he was sitting their the entire time it took me to get my stuff, shower, etc and it looked like he was fevershly drying his one foot. Wondering what he was doing for so long I looked closer and realized he was scraping skin off his foot onto the floor for like 15 minutes and was still ped-egging it as I left.
    dood.
    that is disgusting.

    damn.

    actually, i had a nasty case of the fungus that i figure came outta the gym somehow last fall.

    since then, i have taken to dopin some coconut oil with oil of oregano (and some mixed tocopherols, but that is beside the point) and oilin myself, especially my feet, after i get them clean and dry.

    kill that nasty ****.

    and thinkin about that doods fungal-infested skin all over the floor,
    i am happy that i have been doin this.

    yuck.
    some people.

  24. Fresh one from today, some skinny dude who to be fair is ripped but looks like he's just the type who was born that way. He keeps lifting up his shirt and holding it under his chin while doing curls to check out his abs. It looks like he is working out in a sports bra, then he walks around like he is tough but he literally can only bench press 95 pounds. And in fact he almost dropped that on himself
    once and had to use the middle rack on the bench and slide out from under it.

  25. Quote Originally Posted by rambo679 View Post
    Fresh one from today, some skinny dude who to be fair is ripped but looks like he's just the type who was born that way. He keeps lifting up his shirt and holding it under his chin while doing curls to check out his abs. It looks like he is working out in a sports bra, then he walks around like he is tough but he literally can only bench press 95 pounds. And in fact he almost dropped that on himself
    once and had to use the middle rack on the bench and slide out from under it.
    lol. that guy.....he's everywhere doing the same thing.

  26. ^^^ I saw him yesterday.

  27. Quote Originally Posted by CCV3 View Post
    ^^^ I saw him yesterday.
    Oh, he frequents my gym too!

  28. he joined my spin class....lol
    RIP Ryan, :(

  29. Quote Originally Posted by toughchick401 View Post
    he joined my spin class....lol
    And after spin class, I saw him grocery shopping at Safeway!
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