Douchebags at the gym...

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  1. oh snaps miss m.i.a is back!!!


  2. The shrugger was at it again tonight. But this time he was actually using it.
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  3. someone crop dusted me BAD today, i was legit pissed.
    "if there's one thing women love, it's a vascular man" - stewie griffin

  4. Quote Originally Posted by tjbruno View Post
    someone crop dusted me BAD today, i was legit pissed.
    Is that like tea bagging?
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-

  5. Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    Is that like tea bagging?
    I certainly hope not lol
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by tjbruno View Post
    someone crop dusted me BAD today, i was legit pissed.
    Might have been me

  7. Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post

    Is that like tea bagging?
    Its when you walk past somebody- fart- and then keep going like nothing ever happened. Leavong your poor victim(s) wondering what the hell just happened
    Quote Originally Posted by iparatroop View Post
    I'm usually crying when people take naked pictures of me. Fcuking childhood.

  8. I'm regularly guilty of being the gassy guy in the gym
    The Swole Stoner

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Oscar View Post
    I'm regularly guilty of being the gassy guy in the gym
    ever crop dust on stage? lol

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    The Swole Stoner

  11. Not yet but I've had a chick queef in my face
    The Swole Stoner

  12. Quote Originally Posted by Oscar View Post
    Not yet but I've had a chick queef in my face
    In the great words of Richard Pryor "Its talking to ya daddy."
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    Hit me up with any questions any time.

  13. she must have got the D before she put it in ur face cuz the only time i heard a queef was after sex lol

  14. Also queef sounds alot like something served at taco bell

  15. Quote Originally Posted by lannjonny View Post
    Also queef sounds alot like something served at taco bell
    that is Grade D Queef though.

  16. Quote Originally Posted by lannjonny View Post
    Also queef sounds alot like something served at taco bell
    Ill take mine with sour cream please.
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  17. I just vomit....stop this

  18. Quote Originally Posted by Wrivest View Post
    I just vomit....stop this

    It makes me wanna run for the border.... For real Lol

  19. I would like to thank the DB at the gym the other day who asked if he could "demonstrate" the row machine for me while my husband (he's a trainer) watched the whole thing from the cardio area. Thank you again for giving my husband a refresher course on what he's married too lol. Db's can be useful sometimes.?

  20. Quote Originally Posted by threeFs View Post
    But I read about squats on a swiss ball in men's health magazine! Lol
    This
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  21. Yep, I can hit more than 135 though

  22. Has anybody else noticed a lot of the newer members here on AM are saying/asking stupid $hit, & don't seem to know how to communicate like normal human beings?

  23. Quote Originally Posted by BLaQz View Post
    Has anybody else noticed a lot of the newer members here on AM are saying/asking stupid $hit, & don't seem to know how to communicate like normal human beings?
    I dont know/ pay attn to the newer ppl-the newest person i know is bean i think lol
    Quote Originally Posted by iparatroop View Post
    I'm usually crying when people take naked pictures of me. Fcuking childhood.

  24. Quote Originally Posted by BLaQz View Post
    Has anybody else noticed a lot of the newer members here on AM are saying/asking stupid $hit, & don't seem to know how to communicate like normal human beings?
    Examples?

  25. Quote Originally Posted by EatMoar View Post

    Examples?
    Haha!

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  26. Quote Originally Posted by jack_black View Post
    This
    You saw that in person????WTF
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    Hit me up with any questions any time.

  27. Quote Originally Posted by jack_black View Post
    This
    Obviously he became bored with his workouts. "Ok now mate, hold my beer watch this"

  28. Quote Originally Posted by McCrew530 View Post
    You saw that in person????WTF
    No I saw it on some online site or something. I don't even go to a gym anymore. I lift alone at home so I can curl in my power cage without fear of ridicule.

  29. Quote Originally Posted by jack_black View Post
    No I saw it on some online site or something. I don't even go to a gym anymore. I lift alone at home so I can curl in my power cage without fear of ridicule.
    im jealous you have a cage. I gots no room

  30. At the gym today and I go over to the power racks to do good mornings and RDLs. Kids are walking away and left the 135 on the spotting bars after doing shrugs.
    Me: "you guys done?"
    Them: "yeah go for it man"
    Me: "fuk no come put your fukin weight up ***got"
    Them: (with a scared look) "its standard weight"
    Me" its not what I am doing and not standard for me, now get over here and pick this sh*t up"
    Them: (with attitude) "fine we will pick up for you"
    Me: "I don't come to the gym to clean up after you little people, keep the attitude or you can pick up your teeth too"
    They cleaned up real fast and I thanked them for being adults and picking up after themselves.

    Standard weight... for a little people moving little weight maybe. Needless to say Dave had a tren-pertantrum at the gym.
    The advice I give is just that... Advice, purely my opinion. Not medical advice
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