Douchebags at the gym...

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by BLaQz View Post
    Or make her think you're being romantic or whatever & massage each other... I'd rather a woman rubbing up & down me, than a foam roller... "Nothing like foam rolling to get you in the mood" - Said no one ever...
    Romantic?? Bahahaha!!!!!
    He best b using the foam roller, drink plenty of water n take extra potassium to prevent cramps, ha ha ha......


  2. Quote Originally Posted by Magdalena View Post

    Romantic?? Bahahaha!!!!!
    He best b using the foam roller, drink plenty of water n take extra potassium to prevent cramps, ha ha ha......
    It's more fun having your lady help you rub one out.....I mean rub IT out, rub it out.
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by mountainman33 View Post
    It's more fun having your lady help you rub one out.....I mean rub IT out, rub it out.
    Blah I never finish from a handy or head
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  4. Quote Originally Posted by EatMoar View Post
    Blah I never finish from a handy or head
    Wha?!?! What if it's ur hand, lol....

  5. Quote Originally Posted by EatMoar View Post
    Blah I never finish from a handy or head
    It's because in reality most chicks suck at head. Best head I ever got was from a Haitian chick. Simply amazing

  6. Quote Originally Posted by Magdalena View Post
    Wha?!?! What if it's ur hand, lol....
    nobody operates it like the owner........or a stripper, they are pretty good too!

  7. Quote Originally Posted by JD261985 View Post

    It's because in reality most chicks suck at head. Best head I ever got was from a Haitian chick. Simply amazing
    Every girl thinks she's the best!!!
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Magdalena View Post
    Wha?!?! What if it's ur hand, lol....
    Lol I'm talking about someone else's hand

  9. Quote Originally Posted by EatMoar View Post
    Lol I'm talking about someone else's hand
    I can never finish with my right hand but my left one does quite well thankfully

  10. Quote Originally Posted by JD261985 View Post

    I can never finish with my right hand but my left one does quite well thankfully
    My wife's left one works pretty well too.
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  11. Quote Originally Posted by JD261985 View Post

    I can never finish with my right hand but my left one does quite well thankfully
    I just inject a really large dose of GH in the morning. Once my hands go numb I maturbate. I call it The Danger Stranger. Because you dont know how hard you squeeze
    The advice I give is just that... Advice, purely my opinion. Not medical advice

  12. Quote Originally Posted by DangerDave View Post
    I just inject a really large dose of GH in the morning. Once my hands go numb I maturbate. I call it The Danger Stranger. Because you dont know how hard you squeeze
    the amount of lols i am loling is lolable

  13. Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    Every guy thinks he's the best!!!
    But that's only because I AM! Just remember, 2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.
    "But as for you, be strong and do not give up, for your work will be rewarded."

  14. Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd View Post
    But that's only because I AM! Just remember, 2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.
    2 minutes?! Share your ways sir. My 30 seconds is pretty hard core but a whole two minutes :O

  15. Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd View Post

    But that's only because I AM! Just remember, 2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.
    Lol, I'm shy.. I wouldn't know what to do...
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-

  16. 30 seconds... 2 minutes? Damn.. I got TMJ from going down on my wife for too long and too often.

  17. Quote Originally Posted by Zac Speed View Post
    30 seconds... 2 minutes? Damn.. I got TMJ from going down on my wife for too long and too often.
    It's never too long or often... TMJ would suck while you're at it...

  18. Quote Originally Posted by BLaQz View Post

    It's never too long or often... TMJ would suck while you're at it...
    It's too long and often when you develop TMJ from it.. It happened around Thanksgiving and made eating all those delicious meals a PITA.

  19. Quote Originally Posted by Zac Speed View Post
    30 seconds... 2 minutes? Damn.. I got TMJ from going down on my wife for too long and too often.
    Lol! My post was a reference to this.

    "But as for you, be strong and do not give up, for your work will be rewarded."

  20. Quote Originally Posted by JD261985 View Post
    You should at least get some head and act like it never happened..wouldn't be a bad move
    Yeah that's true but it might ruin my chances with other girls. The problem is I go to a small college and practically everyone knows everybody. My friend did a similar thing and now everyone knows and he's cockblocked by pretty much all the sorority gals. I'll take my chances though lol.

  21. Quote Originally Posted by absurd View Post

    Yeah that's true but it might ruin my chances with other girls. The problem is I go to a small college and practically everyone knows everybody. My friend did a similar thing and now everyone knows and he's cockblocked by pretty much all the sorority gals. I'll take my chances though lol.
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  22. Quote Originally Posted by Zac Speed View Post
    30 seconds... 2 minutes? Damn.. I got TMJ from going down on my wife for too long and too often.
    I got everyone beat...15 seconds!!! Oh wait..that's not a good thing..carry on :-/

  23. Listening to the big, big girl next to me, tell her skinny friend that the reason she's not losing weight is because her form is shi*ty. Mmmmmmk.... O.o
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-

  24. Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    Listening to the big, big girl next to me, tell her skinny friend that the reason she's not losing weight is because her form is shi*ty. Mmmmmmk.... O.o
    Why is the skinny girl trying to lose weight? I see these anorexic chicks at my gym all the time the look Ill

  25. Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    Listening to the big, big girl next to me, tell her skinny friend that the reason she's not losing weight is because her form is shi*ty. Mmmmmmk.... O.o
    Was the big girl toned? Or just lazy, fat...n crazy, lol....

  26. Quote Originally Posted by JD261985 View Post
    Why is the skinny girl trying to lose weight? I see these anorexic chicks at my gym all the time the look Ill
    Ha ha, it's even worse to c a skinny girl with bad form, faaak...
    Looks painful..

  27. Quote Originally Posted by Magdalena View Post

    Was the big girl toned? Or just lazy, fat...n crazy, lol....
    Girl, she was like 300 lbs with a hanging belly. She's actually a front desk girl at the gym. Lol, she said to her skinny friend, "I don't know why I can't feel my abs." My friend and I looked at each other like... O.o
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-

  28. Quote Originally Posted by Magdalena View Post

    Ha ha, it's even worse to c a skinny girl with bad form, faaak...
    Looks painful..
    There was a skinny girl dead lifting 45 lbs, and her back was sooooo arched, it was painful looking.
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-

  29. Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    Girl, she was like 300 lbs with a hanging belly. She's actually a front desk girl at the gym. Lol, she said to her skinny friend, "I don't know why I can't feel my abs." My friend and I looked at each other like... O.o
    Lmfao!!! Really?!?! Can't feel her abs.....I'm crying from laughing so hard ....


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  30. Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    Girl, she was like 300 lbs with a hanging belly. She's actually a front desk girl at the gym. Lol, she said to her skinny friend, "I don't know why I can't feel my abs." My friend and I looked at each other like... O.o
    No offense I'm not trying to be a dick but wasn't that you at one point? I think it's a little bit too easy to forget where we were at at one point. So many people change and they get these big egos like they're the shyt. Not just you but everybody including myself. What we should be saying is "well at least the woman is at the gym trying to change". Am I right?

  31. Nope! Not when she's commenting why her skinny friend can't lose weight cause of bad form, lol...
    No mercy...
    I'd keep my mouth shut till I'd shed some poundage
    No? ( lol).....

  32. Quote Originally Posted by puccah8808 View Post
    Girl, she was like 300 lbs with a hanging belly. She's actually a front desk girl at the gym. Lol, she said to her skinny friend, "I don't know why I can't feel my abs." My friend and I looked at each other like... O.o
    awesome. thanks for sharing LOL
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  33. [QUOTE=JD261985;4345138 What we should be saying is "well at least the woman is at the gym trying to change". Am I right?[/QUOTE]

    agreed but its still funny to some people. its not that its funny that she can't feel her abs, it is funny because she doesn't understand why there is no six pack despite her calorie indulgences. there are plenty of things in life that are funny however very inappropriate.
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  34. How can someone that's 300lbs with a gut not understand why their abs aren't showing?
    I don't get it?

  35. Quote Originally Posted by Magdalena View Post
    How can someone that's 300lbs with a gut not understand why their abs aren't showing? I don't get it?
    It's amazing to me how most people with health or weight issues can't see the problem staring back at them in the mirror every morning. I feel so irritated when the conversation around me turns into "I don't understand why I have weight problems" as they are eating a second helping of food! When is this blindness going to stop?

  36. I couldn't agree more....^^

  37. Quote Originally Posted by JD261985 View Post

    No offense I'm not trying to be a dick but wasn't that you at one point? I think it's a little bit too easy to forget where we were at at one point. So many people change and they get these big egos like they're the shyt. Not just you but everybody including myself. What we should be saying is "well at least the woman is at the gym trying to change". Am I right?
    I love when people tell me that I should remember where I came from. I see it everyday when I look in the mirror....
    If I live every moment believing, then the chaos in my heart will be a beautiful thing.-
    I am in love, but not in love with someone or something, I am in love with my life. And for the first time, in a long time, everything is inspiring.-

  38. this guy...V

  39. Quote Originally Posted by madiskinny View Post
    the worst guys at the gym are the ones who don't move away from right up against the dumbbell rack and the ones who don't wipe their sweat off of any machine
    The worst are the dumb bitches who dress like they are going to a night club just to get a few looks from guys. It's pathetic to say the least Oh and Puccah you really should remember where you came from . I mean just take a few minutes every day to remember where you once were. Do that everyday ok? Oh wait did I gorget to mention you should remember where you came from? Here I'll mention it again just in case. Remember where you came from *thumbs up*

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