I forgot the other homie at the gym last night putting on 12 plates each side on leg press. He goes 1/8 down and grunts at the top of his lungs.
Reminds me of an argument on black ops 2 on xbox live. Guy said the others mom was the the spokesperson for herpes. Then someone said how do you know? Have you been?Originally Posted by mikeg313
Laughter proceeded about the fact he referenced herpes as a place. Honestly can't remember how the whole thing went because I was too busy laughing haha.
We have a couple heavy bags in my gym and I'd say about 1 out of 20 or so I've seen tagging it can actually throw a punch and uses it properly. My number there is prolly a bit generous.
I'm the douche bag today as in my bench is down 30lbs then normal because I decided to get hammered a few nights ago..... And I'm at the gym writing this crap. Double douche!
Well not so quite douche-tacular but more of an embarrassing tale. Gym was pretty empty last Friday when I went. There were a handful of people on the treadmills but that's about it. I finished up my squats and kettlebell work and was waiting on my training partner. Since I had like 20 minutes to spare I decided to hop on the seated leg curl machine and bang out a few sets. I've used it before with no problem. Well the lever was set to medium and it was quite loose so I set it to small and that was snug. Locked it in place and did my 3 sets. Go to push the unlock button on the lever and it's stuck. I tried but couldn't squeeze out either because it was so snug. I sat there looking around like a goof until my training partner finished and had to help let me out!
Squats do a booty good.
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And we have a winner for the evening gym crowd! Our wonderful guest wheeled the bench into the rack to do DB flys. Don't be fooled by the weight on the bar. It was left there by another douche.
Lol I got kinda busted on this one , I didn't realize my flash was on so I got a weird angle on the pic. Not slick one bit:-)
Mother....of....GOD!!!! ^^That may be the worst one yet!!!