Whats The Dumbest Thing You've Been Asked In Gym?

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by WilteredFire View Post
    Haha, the creatine jokes never get old hahaha! So funny when people think creatine is steroids lol. Priceless
    funny story about creatine...

    at the place i used to bounce at one of the guys was a personal trainer. so he was in the locker room one day and was putting creatine in his water bottle with like crystal light or sumthing and an older guy runs out and gets a cop who is outside doing a road job. the older guy brings him into the locker room and says " there he is officer. hes doing steroids." the cop asks to see what he has in his bag, takes a look, looks at the old guy and says "shut the **** up and get your eyes checked."

    then the guy i knew took a half hour talking to the old guy about what creatine was...which is even more retarded.


  2. Quote Originally Posted by bigpapa View Post
    funny story about creatine...

    at the place i used to bounce at one of the guys was a personal trainer. so he was in the locker room one day and was putting creatine in his water bottle with like crystal light or sumthing and an older guy runs out and gets a cop who is outside doing a road job. the older guy brings him into the locker room and says " there he is officer. hes doing steroids." the cop asks to see what he has in his bag, takes a look, looks at the old guy and says "shut the **** up and get your eyes checked."

    then the guy i knew took a half hour talking to the old guy about what creatine was...which is even more retarded.
    lol, funny how he stayed back and told him all about creatine!
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by Chub View Post
    lol, funny how he stayed back and told him all about creatine!
    i know...i called him a ****ing retard for that

  4. Quote Originally Posted by bigpapa View Post
    i know...i called him a ****ing retard for that
    Not really....i would do that myself. Its how you are. I teach people, even if they insult me I try to do whats right on my part. Something you learn through having a faith a bit. I have had people treat me like trash, I treated them decent in return....later they come back and apologize for being retarded and seek to make amends, and I usually get a new friend who respects me alot.

    Being the bigger man I think is slowly being forgotten nowadays...If he doesnt educate the old guy, who will? You?

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Zero V View Post

    Being the bigger man I think is slowly being forgotten nowadays...If he doesnt educate the old guy, who will? You?
    well, see, since he was old, i would have figured hes gonna die soon neways so whats the use. i personally wouldnt have even said nething to the old fart. but to each his own.
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  6. 3 weeks before spring break... "so how big and cut do you think I can get by spring break"

  7. Quote Originally Posted by CrazyChemist View Post
    3 weeks before spring break... "so how big and cut do you think I can get by spring break"
    omg i hear this so much...especially at the college gym. its funny cuz the gym will be packed there from after winter break until spring break..then u barely see neone there

  8. Quote Originally Posted by bigpapa View Post
    well, see, since he was old, i would have figured hes gonna die soon neways so whats the use. i personally wouldnt have even said nething to the old fart. but to each his own.
    lol. good point.

  9. hahaha.. gotta love stupid comments by stupid ppl..
    I used to be a fat dude. much leaner now. One of my so-called friends who is still a fat bast*rd saw me at the gym and asked for advice on fat loss.
    I spent 30 mins telling him about workout and how calories make you fat rather than dietary fat alone. Then he goes:

    "ohh so you can eat as much fat as you want ,as long as you workout at the gym and convert it to muscle"....

    I was so tempted to punch him in the face.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by BoyFromAus View Post
    hahaha.. gotta love stupid comments by stupid ppl..
    I used to be a fat dude. much leaner now. One of my so-called friends who is still a fat bast*rd saw me at the gym and asked for advice on fat loss.
    I spent 30 mins telling him about workout and how calories make you fat rather than dietary fat alone. Then he goes:

    "ohh so you can eat as much fat as you want ,as long as you workout at the gym and convert it to muscle"....

    I was so tempted to punch him in the face.
    see i like to mess with people so i make **** up..like..o u have to add fresh cut grass to your protein shakes, mix tuna with scrambled eggs in the morning, or ingest your protein shakes anally (no homo).

    or tell him to chew sugarless gum (if anyone knows where thats from, you win).

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  12. lol.. i love reading the answers to these... i got one: so, i'm doing my hour of cardio, ipod in, hat pulled down low, soaked in sweat, cruising along.. one of those big balls to stretch and do abs on is a few feet from my stepper machine..this young guy comes up and looks at me and points to the purple-barney colored ball and asks am i using it. lol.. i couldn't help but smile. really, it is the ultimate sign of respect in the gym. when you clearly aren't using the piece of equipment but someone takes the time to ask you anyways..

  13. "what exercise works the legs really good?"

  14. Quote Originally Posted by swollwilliams View Post
    lol.. i love reading the answers to these... i got one: so, i'm doing my hour of cardio, ipod in, hat pulled down low, soaked in sweat, cruising along.. one of those big balls to stretch and do abs on is a few feet from my stepper machine..this young guy comes up and looks at me and points to the purple-barney colored ball and asks am i using it. lol.. i couldn't help but smile. really, it is the ultimate sign of respect in the gym. when you clearly aren't using the piece of equipment but someone takes the time to ask you anyways..
    thats is great when someone asks...a rare find today. i only do that to people i hate. this happened the other day, i waited for the guy i hate to walk away from what he was using, so i qucikly swoop in and when he comes back he says hey im using that...and i look at him and say..well its not like u were workin hard.

  15. "Hey dude, what are you up too?"

    "Why are you doing so many situps?"

    "Stretching is stupid, i never stretch and the only thing i get is shin splints" - Funny how you get shin splints, when you never run.. or work your legs. His workout was bench, Triceps, curls.

    "I don't need to change my diet, i'm doing fine" ....

    "Does that protein shake help you lose weight?"

  16. Quote Originally Posted by bigpapa View Post
    omg i hear this so much...especially at the college gym. its funny cuz the gym will be packed there from after winter break until spring break..then u barely see neone there
    I fcuking hate january and the first half of february when we get all the new years resolutions and then just when its almost over, BAM, spring breakers - thinking they can go to the gym for a month and tone up for the beach. Get the fcuk out of my gym b*tch.

  17. My girlfriend at the time was asked once if she was training for ms. Olympia. She was fit (played tennis and soccer) but that still got a night hearty WTF from me.

  18. Luckily people don't ask me too much at the gym anymore. When I started at this one a few years ago, I'd never talk to anyone - just go in music blaring in my ears and get work done. Then as I began to make friends, they talked more and my time there became a social event as well...something that I really needed anyway. (Having a family now kinda puts a cramp on the ol' social life. Growing up sucks!!!)

    But every once in a while I get a girl in there who is outgoing enough to make smalltalk, and it seems that if I offer any advice on how to do something correctly, their response is the same..."I don't want to get all big like you!". HA!! Me? I don't think I'm that big, and I'm definitely not as huge as Kim (swollwilliams) up there! Dumbest thing is when someone alludes to me using steroids. I don't, never have, and never will. It's funny, but kinda insulting at the same time. I end up laughing it off knowing that if I ever did "use", I'd be in much better shape than I am now! Oh, well...no accounting for the ignorance of the general public sometimes...

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    "Is that steroids you're taking?" (as I sip a strawberry-coloured protein shake)
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    Seriously. "Why have you chicks decided you want muscles?"

  21. "Do these dumbbells make me look fat?"
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  22. "Do you play soccer?"...completely out of nowhere.

  23. Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    "Do these dumbbells make me look fat?"

    ahahahahaha WDF.. who said that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by keeper View Post
    Seriously. "Why have you chicks decided you want muscles?"
    Answer: "So I can hit idiots like you in the face REALLY hard"

  25. Hahaha, some really funny things here. An old friend I bumped into gym on wednesday, had put on quite a bit of fat, well, he looked like he had a spare tyre around his waist to be honest, kinda like he was wearing an inflatable swimming float/ring around his stomach?! lol....

    In a convo, he said to me..."Yeh man, I just really wana turn this fat into muscle" (while doing situps)

    Anyone ever hear the Trying to turn this fat into muscle B.S?! Never seems to get old in my gym lol.
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