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One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her 'Pussycat.'


The vet decided to keep her for a day or so.

He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.'

He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.

The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.



The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - - - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more and it's finally clean and shaved, so she now smells like a rose.

Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant.

God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.



Now THAT, my friends, is getting even...
 

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uuurh Cats are annoying.

people who own cats should bloody take care of them and not leave them roaming the streets. Maybe if owners took better care of them, dumb cats wouldn't be getting killed on the highways and busy roads.

I've got a cat trap at home. when a cat comes and urinates in the backyard, messes up plant life and tries to eat birds (birds in aus are cool btw).. it eventually becomes curious to go in the trap for the tuna....

then i catch it, put it in my car and drive 20 miles away from home and leave it in another suburb. It's worth the drive.
 
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i don't think my cat would fit in your cat trap.
 
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uuurh Cats are annoying.

people who own cats should bloody take care of them and not leave them roaming the streets. Maybe if owners took better care of them, dumb cats wouldn't be getting killed on the highways and busy roads.

I've got a cat trap at home. when a cat comes and urinates in the backyard, messes up plant life and tries to eat birds (birds in aus are cool btw).. it eventually becomes curious to go in the trap for the tuna....

then i catch it, put it in my car and drive 20 miles away from home and leave it in another suburb. It's worth the drive.
In the land down under it might be annoying, around my house though cats are welcome...rats are not.:laugh:
 
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This may be your best board contribution to date, congrats on the marrige.
 

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i don't think my cat would fit in your cat trap.
fat cats are generally cool. They don't exactly destroy half the garden (despite being big). Some can be friendly too. But these cats whose owners don't take care of them are far too feral and hyper...
 
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It is a joke I got via email. Did you not get the punch line?
 
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fat cats are generally cool. They don't exactly destroy half the garden (despite being big). Some can be friendly too. But these cats whose owners don't take care of them are far too feral and hyper...


 

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It is a joke I got via email. Did you not get the punch line?
yea of course.... the word 'pussy' is the most played out double entendre...
but i was talking about a serious cat problem in australian neighborhoods (well the non-yuppie neighborhoods).
 

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