men are simple creatures. we are not emotionally complex beings like females. once a year when the social pressures of Valentine's Day are upon us, we politely succumb and shower our mate with flowers and gifts -- not because we are expected to do so, but because we care. and sadly, men willingly participate while feeling left out of all the attention. so how can a woman show her appreciation for such kindness?
the answer ... STEAK & BLOWJOB DAY!
taking place a month after Valentine's Day, a holiday for women, Steak & Blowjob Day is a holiday for men. the idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy nor other whimsical gifts. you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob.