Blackfish
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I'm going to complain in here until I get laid.
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haha!! I have noneComplain away.
How are your balls treatin' ya?
I could get some I just don't have anyone I want. It sucks. I don't think very many guys could understand what it's like to be a woman (I'm grouping all woman together for a generalization in this subject, I realize some women f*** indiscriminatly like guys)... but I won't take just anybody. I CAN'T. So . I'm suffering. GAYHOUSE TO THE MAX.The men around you must be crazy!
My bad :ntome:haha!! I have none
at least 6', athletic, makes me weak in the knees, knows exactly what I want and knows how to give it to me exactly when I want it (all the time)So what are your qualications for this man?
d**k > vibrator . Actually they shouldn't even be in the same equasion, there is no comparison.Finding a good woman can be the same way. While you are on the var, you just need to get a good toy and a porn channel!
i said i wanna get laid not email strangers to find a boyfriendonline dating???
none I want in my bed. Or if there are I can't find them.no men in winterfell?
right, now imagine if everyone abstained from jumping on anyone they didn't really care about.haha I bet there is someone on here ready to jump on every opportunity, especially with test levels through the roof
Everyone would be lifting weights.right, now imagine if everyone abstained from jumping on anyone they didn't really care about.
think of all that pent up sexual frustration.
YES. There would probably be some crazy personal bests being broken every day hahaEveryone would be lifting weights.
I see your issue here...at least 6', athletic, makes me weak in the knees, knows exactly what I want and knows how to give it to me exactly when I want it (all the time)
and will grill me some chicken afterwords...
.cont.... not sappy or corny, not an *******. Intelligent, make me laugh and preferably we'd be in love.
You see my issue?
..may I introduce myself?at least 6', athletic, makes me weak in the knees, knows exactly what I want and knows how to give it to me exactly when I want it (all the time)
and will grill me some chicken afterwords.
LOL! Go buddy!..may I introduce myself?
...grilling chicken is just one of the services I offer . . . .LOL! Go buddy!
Lol!...grilling chicken is just one of the services I offer . . . .
I have a foreman grill...murse :rasp: ahhahahahaLol!
You're not using the foreman grill though are you? lol!
hahah good point. I'd like to add extremely masculine and likes to go down on me to the list.I see your issue here...
Good luck finding those men, just make sure they don't know about each other... LOL
I think that's lower on the scale though than a murse. Murse or not, grillin' skills are part of the man card prerequisite! :icon16:I have a foreman grill...murse :rasp: ahhahahaha
Foreman grills are for wimps.... I only grill on an industrial-sized outdoor BBQ... naked of course :thumbsup:Lol!
You're not using the foreman grill though are you? lol!
you gonna ship it to me from australia???...grilling chicken is just one of the services I offer . . . .
WTFever man. Some days it's cold/pouring down rain. I don't want to stand out there with an umbrella in one hand and tongs in the other.I think that's lower on the scale though than a murse. Murse or not, grillin' skills are part of the man card prerequisite! :icon16:
In florida we'd call you this then:WTFever man. Some days it's cold/pouring down rain. I don't want to stand out there with an umbrella in one hand and tongs in the other.
I once bbq'd steak for my man in the rain while getting ready for him to come over; backyard, raining, in my undies towel on my head with tongs.WTFever man. Some days it's cold/pouring down rain. I don't want to stand out there with an umbrella in one hand and tongs in the other.
Hell yeah, if you can't see the awesomeness of an industial-sized grill at work.....what's the point? :approve:Foreman grills are for wimps.... I only grill on an industrial-sized outdoor BBQ... naked of course :thumbsup:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!...i never saw that one coming niether bro!..LOL..My bad :ntome:
That's Hawt......I once bbq'd steak for my man in the rain while getting ready for him to come over; backyard, raining, in my undies towel on my head with tongs.
You just made me feel more manly than you
This is the same technique that I use with the GF... For anal. I just had to go there!One of the benefits of being married......i just hound the wife until she gives in, haha!
Umm, now you are really getting picky! Good luck though!hahah good point. I'd like to add extremely masculine and likes to go down on me to the list.
"persist until you win" good motto to live byThis is the same technique that I use with the GF... For anal. I just had to go there!
Thanks I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed it.Umm, now you are really getting picky! Good luck though!
Lol! Been there brother.......you're in for a rude awakening then once the ring is on the finger.This is the same technique that I use with the GF... For anal. I just had to go there!
...I'll ship me from Australia... how does that sound?you gonna ship it to me from australia???
BWAHAHAHAHA!I once bbq'd steak for my man in the rain while getting ready for him to come over; backyard, raining, in my undies towel on my head with tongs.
You just made me feel more manly than you
No electric grill can match the taste of a gas grill. Charcoal is even better. If I were allowed to have a grill here at my apt, I would throw my foreman away.Hell yeah, if you can't see the awesomeness of an industial-sized grill at work.....what's the point? :approve:
Lol! Been there brother.......you're in for a rude awakening then once the ring is on the finger.
I kid though, nothing has changed at all in marriage from my perspective. Maybe for some, sucks to be them.
honestly? creepy....I'll ship me from Australia... how does that sound?
I hear ya man. As of right now, we have been together for almost 4 yrs, She has lived with me for almost 3. I don't see how it could possibly change that much. UNLESS SHE JACKS MY PHAT LEWTZ FROM MY BANK ACCOUNT!!! THEN IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!Lol! Been there brother.......you're in for a rude awakening then once the ring is on the finger.
I kid though, nothing has changed at all in marriage from my perspective. Maybe for some, sucks to be them.
Who said it was electric? Methane is KING!!BWAHAHAHAHA!
No electric grill can match the taste of a gas grill. Charcoal is even better. If I were allowed to have a grill here at my apt, I would throw my foreman away.
You're just wishing you'd had a Foreman that day.You just made me feel more manly than you
HAHA! Enjoy the clip below! It is SFW by the waystop talking about your unlimited goldmine of love sex. i hate you.
just kidding. misery loves company though, not gloating bastards.
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