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I'm going to complain in here until I get laid.

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Complain away.

How are your balls treatin' ya?
 
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BF is a woman!!! :heart:
The men around you must be crazy!
 
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The men around you must be crazy!
I could get some I just don't have anyone I want. It sucks. I don't think very many guys could understand what it's like to be a woman (I'm grouping all woman together for a generalization in this subject, I realize some women f*** indiscriminatly like guys)... but I won't take just anybody. I CAN'T. So . I'm suffering. GAYHOUSE TO THE MAX.
 
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So what are your qualications for this man?
 
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So what are your qualications for this man?
at least 6', athletic, makes me weak in the knees, knows exactly what I want and knows how to give it to me exactly when I want it (all the time)

and will grill me some chicken afterwords.
 
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...cont.... not sappy or corny, not an *******. Intelligent, make me laugh and preferably we'd be in love.


You see my issue?
 
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That's what I hold out for. So it's kind of bearable normally, but I'm into week 3 of anavar and it's ridiculous. Even some of those little smiley emoticons can turn me on. Seriously ANYTHING.
 
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Finding a good woman can be the same way. While you are on the var, you just need to get a good toy and a porn channel!
 
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Finding a good woman can be the same way. While you are on the var, you just need to get a good toy and a porn channel!
d**k > vibrator . Actually they shouldn't even be in the same equasion, there is no comparison.

but I suppose I will just make do. I actually do have an ex that I always have a good time with but he became a christian (good for him) but now feels guilty for having sex, was in a sexless relationship for over a year. Doesn't work out any more, smokes, drinks, eats like crap... Basically I think he has no testosterone. When he is ready to go it really is "getting lucky". WAY different than the past-him that I knew.

I've seriously considered injecting him with test while he sleeps...
 
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online dating???
 
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online dating???
i said i wanna get laid not email strangers to find a boyfriend

and really people I could get a man in real life there just isn't anyone I want lately

nice input though =)
 
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I have to seriously care about someone to have sex with them. That takes a while... and I want to have sex NOW. and now.

and now.

now.
 
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haha I bet there is someone on here ready to jump on every opportunity, especially with test levels through the roof
 
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haha I bet there is someone on here ready to jump on every opportunity, especially with test levels through the roof
right, now imagine if everyone abstained from jumping on anyone they didn't really care about.

think of all that pent up sexual frustration.
 
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right, now imagine if everyone abstained from jumping on anyone they didn't really care about.

think of all that pent up sexual frustration.
Everyone would be lifting weights.
 
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at least 6', athletic, makes me weak in the knees, knows exactly what I want and knows how to give it to me exactly when I want it (all the time)

and will grill me some chicken afterwords...

.cont.... not sappy or corny, not an *******. Intelligent, make me laugh and preferably we'd be in love.


You see my issue?
I see your issue here...
Good luck finding those men, just make sure they don't know about each other... LOL
 
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One of the benefits of being married......i just hound the wife until she gives in, haha!
 
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at least 6', athletic, makes me weak in the knees, knows exactly what I want and knows how to give it to me exactly when I want it (all the time)

and will grill me some chicken afterwords.
..may I introduce myself?
 
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I see your issue here...
Good luck finding those men, just make sure they don't know about each other... LOL
hahah good point. I'd like to add extremely masculine and likes to go down on me to the list.
 
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I have a foreman grill...murse :rasp: ahhahahaha
I think that's lower on the scale though than a murse. Murse or not, grillin' skills are part of the man card prerequisite! :icon16:
 
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Lol!

You're not using the foreman grill though are you? lol!
Foreman grills are for wimps.... I only grill on an industrial-sized outdoor BBQ... naked of course :thumbsup:
 
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I think that's lower on the scale though than a murse. Murse or not, grillin' skills are part of the man card prerequisite! :icon16:
WTFever man. Some days it's cold/pouring down rain. I don't want to stand out there with an umbrella in one hand and tongs in the other.
 
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WTFever man. Some days it's cold/pouring down rain. I don't want to stand out there with an umbrella in one hand and tongs in the other.
In florida we'd call you this then:



Oh i kid, you da man bob. ;)
 
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WTFever man. Some days it's cold/pouring down rain. I don't want to stand out there with an umbrella in one hand and tongs in the other.
I once bbq'd steak for my man in the rain while getting ready for him to come over; backyard, raining, in my undies towel on my head with tongs.


You just made me feel more manly than you ;)
 
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Foreman grills are for wimps.... I only grill on an industrial-sized outdoor BBQ... naked of course :thumbsup:
Hell yeah, if you can't see the awesomeness of an industial-sized grill at work.....what's the point? :approve:
 
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I once bbq'd steak for my man in the rain while getting ready for him to come over; backyard, raining, in my undies towel on my head with tongs.


You just made me feel more manly than you ;)
That's Hawt......
 
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One of the benefits of being married......i just hound the wife until she gives in, haha!
This is the same technique that I use with the GF... For anal. I just had to go there!

hahah good point. I'd like to add extremely masculine and likes to go down on me to the list.
Umm, now you are really getting picky! Good luck though!
 
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This is the same technique that I use with the GF... For anal. I just had to go there!
Lol! Been there brother.......you're in for a rude awakening then once the ring is on the finger. ;)

I kid though, nothing has changed at all in marriage from my perspective. Maybe for some, sucks to be them. :D
 
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I once bbq'd steak for my man in the rain while getting ready for him to come over; backyard, raining, in my undies towel on my head with tongs.


You just made me feel more manly than you ;)
BWAHAHAHAHA!

Hell yeah, if you can't see the awesomeness of an industial-sized grill at work.....what's the point? :approve:
No electric grill can match the taste of a gas grill. Charcoal is even better. If I were allowed to have a grill here at my apt, I would throw my foreman away.
 
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Lol! Been there brother.......you're in for a rude awakening then once the ring is on the finger. ;)

I kid though, nothing has changed at all in marriage from my perspective. Maybe for some, sucks to be them. :D

stop talking about your unlimited goldmine of love sex. i hate you.


just kidding. misery loves company though, not gloating bastards.
 
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Lol! Been there brother.......you're in for a rude awakening then once the ring is on the finger. ;)

I kid though, nothing has changed at all in marriage from my perspective. Maybe for some, sucks to be them. :D
I hear ya man. As of right now, we have been together for almost 4 yrs, She has lived with me for almost 3. :) I don't see how it could possibly change that much. UNLESS SHE JACKS MY PHAT LEWTZ FROM MY BANK ACCOUNT!!! THEN IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
 
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BWAHAHAHAHA!



No electric grill can match the taste of a gas grill. Charcoal is even better. If I were allowed to have a grill here at my apt, I would throw my foreman away.
Who said it was electric? Methane is KING!! :D

I'm born and raised in new england, so camping is my game. There is nothing like cooking over an open camp fire that you've built.
 
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You just made me feel more manly than you ;)
You're just wishing you'd had a Foreman that day.

T1, it'd be easier to wear than blue jeans with these sick quads, YEAH! The Scots had it right!

 
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stop talking about your unlimited goldmine of love sex. i hate you.


just kidding. misery loves company though, not gloating bastards.
HAHA! Enjoy the clip below! It is SFW by the way :)

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