A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:
"Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.
Bell 1 rings -- we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings -- we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings -- we jump on de ingine and we s ready to go.
From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I says 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.
When I says 'Bell tree' we's gonna mek love all tru de night."
The next night he came home and shouted:
'Bell One' and she stripped naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out Bell Four".
"What de hell is 'Bell Four'?" he asked.
She replied : "Roll out more hose, mon, you aint nowhere near de fire."
"Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.
Bell 1 rings -- we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings -- we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings -- we jump on de ingine and we s ready to go.
From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I says 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.
When I says 'Bell tree' we's gonna mek love all tru de night."
The next night he came home and shouted:
'Bell One' and she stripped naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out Bell Four".
"What de hell is 'Bell Four'?" he asked.
She replied : "Roll out more hose, mon, you aint nowhere near de fire."