2 things i love

[84bandit]

the band hollywood undead

and being big! its the crap seriously. i swim, so meet time rolls around, and i pull off the shirt and 40+ jaws drop, all at the same time, talk about drooling girls, big and 6% bf is amazing:bb3:

 

[jakellpet]

I would add excessive masterbation to that list...it's the real deal. Seriously

 

[Kurruptive]

at the end of the day, that's what were here for. to make jaws drop, and occasionally brake acouple should the need arise, and yes well the sence of self pride. however the majority of people on here pump iron to get their pole polished. :lol:

 

[raginfcktard]

tea bagging douche bags is up there close to the top too...i mean forreal tea bagging like nuts on someones forehead! good times!

 

[Esox Express]

tea bagging douche bags is up there close to the top too...i mean forreal tea bagging like nuts on someones forehead! good times!

ahhhhhhh yes. Nothing like a good old fashioned pair of Arabian Goggles.

 

[Kurruptive]

ahhhhhhh yes. Nothing like a good old fashioned pair of Arabian Goggles.

arabian goggles haha :icon_lol:

 

[jakellpet]

ahhhhhhh yes. Nothing like a good old fashioned pair of Arabian Goggles.

the white zombie is always a firm favourite

white zombie
When a girl is giving you head and you are about to blow so you pull out and skeet her. After she has been skeeted you slap her in the face making her moan and look like a White Zombie.
Last night a gave some random girl i picked up at the bar a White Zombie

 

[brk_nemesis]

or an angry pirate.

Angry Pirate: skeet in one of the girls eyes, then kick here in the shin, and run across to the other side of the room. She'll wobble toward you with one eye closed, moanin' "ARGGGHH!!!"

 

[Kurruptive]

the only downside to those obvious favourites is, that you wouldn't dare put your hands bestfriend in their again. i've actually had the not so pleasurable experience of the second time around, and she ever so gently bit down on it, and just smiled and winked with it a good three inches in. the message i got was that she literally had me by the balls, and to maybe try it again tomorrow, but definatly not today..

 

[jakellpet]

the only downside to those obvious favourites is, that you wouldn't dare put your hands bestfriend in their again. i've actually had the not so pleasurable experience of the second time around, and she ever so gently bit down on it, and just smiled and winked with it a good three inches in. the message i got was that she literally had me by the balls, and to maybe try it again tomorrow, but definatly not today..

never, I repeat never do it to a woman you intend to sleep with again :thumbsup:

 

[brk_nemesis]

never, I repeat never do it to a woman you intend to sleep with again :thumbsup:

ahaha yup,..esp wit a strawberry milkshake. skeet on her face, and punch that biatch in the nose.

note: i havent tried this one, nor would I, ...but its damm funny.

 

[Kurruptive]

haha, yeah it is much advised not to.. i've found that, if you have made the decision to do so and then later wish to sleep with that specific woman again. you must say, i repeat you must say that if she bites your cock, you will cut off her tits or something along those lines, and explain for a good two hours why it would not be cool to do so..

also, feel free to explain the ups and downs of why it wouldn't be pleasant for her or yourself if it were to accidentally happen because she had sneezed, coughed or gagged.. :lol:

 

[Caferacer]

6'3 175lbs is big?

 

[brk_nemesis]

6'3 175lbs is big?

I was like wtf? lol I had to scroll back up to the top to find out what you meant,..... :icon_lol:

 

[jakellpet]

6'3 175lbs is big?

well, yeah he's one of those lean and skinny beanpole MFers.

 

[brk_nemesis]

well, yeah he's one of those lean and skinny beanpole MFers.

:icon_lol:

hey dont knock micheal phelps...:lol:

 

[tattoopierced1]

the fuzzy musket is where its at....

 

[Hank Vangut]

my vote goes to the: angry dragon.

 

[tattoopierced1]

oh, you forget the all so famous: belgian earthquake

 

[brk_nemesis]

after she passes out give her an Abe Lincoln:icon_lol: