Blind, deaf or limp d1ck, hmmmm?

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For the first time I actually listened to the warning of the Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis commercials. There is part of the warning that says to contact your doctor if you experience a decrease in hearing and or vision, and it got me wondering: There is a decision to make here: risk going blind, or deaf, or keep my d1ck hard. So I ask you guys: which would you chose, go blind or deaf, or still be able to stroke.
 
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depends. is my girlfriend ugly/b1tchy/or neither? need more info. sometimes blindness or deafness could be an advantage :)
 
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I would opt for deafness that lasted more than four hours. If it gives me the side effect of an erection...I'll get over it.

Never sweat the sides.
 
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Very hard to decide, but I would like to say I would save my wiener.
Also, depends if the girl I am with is either hot or fugly, but then it brings up the point of noise factor. Eg: moaning and such.
 

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I'll take the deafness.

And just to clear up if you ask this... Out of the five senses, I'd give up taste.
 

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but then you'd start drinking corona. are you sure about this?
Haha!

I will die before I drink another Corona.

Even if you lose taste, you can still feel the texture. Guinness would be just as smooth and creamy!
 
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Now keep in mind guys, I don't they mean if your hearing or sight decreases for that moment of using the drug. I think they mean as you continue to use these drugs, your ability to hear or see my begin to decrease, eventually leading to total lost. So, with that in mind, what say you?
 
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the pu$$y could have a big "S" on it with a red cape hanging out,it still wouldn't be worth loseing your sight, or hearing!
 
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Now keep in mind guys, I don't they mean if your hearing or sight decreases for that moment of using the drug. I think they mean as you continue to use these drugs, your ability to hear or see my begin to decrease, eventually leading to total lost. So, with that in mind, what say you?
Are u fukcing kidding me?...Dam.....I never heard that about that stuff.
 
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Are u fukcing kidding me?...Dam.....I never heard that about that stuff.
Yep, the next time you see the commercial, listen to the warning. It comes after what to do if you end up with a four hour erection. Now, a four erection, I would take that. Well depends on when and where it happens.
 

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Yep, the next time you see the commercial, listen to the warning. It comes after what to do if you end up with a four hour erection. Now, a four erection, I would take that. Well depends on when and where it happens.
That happened to me on Yohimbine HCL

I took that sh*t and I had an erection for 1 hour.....jacked off like 5 times and nothing happened....finally it went down to a semi for a little bit less than an hour, then went back to normal after.

Haven't used it since (2 years) but it does work!
 
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That happened to me on Yohimbine HCL

I took that sh*t and I had an erection for 1 hour.....jacked off like 5 times and nothing happened....finally it went down to a semi for a little bit less than an hour, then went back to normal after.

Haven't used it since (2 years) but it does work!
Uh TMI, but glad you had some quality time with yourself. At least your hand never tells you no, and they are low maintenance. You don't have to take them to dinner first, and you can have a three some any time, just you, your left hand and your right hand :head::woohoo:
 
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That happened to me on Yohimbine HCL

I took that sh*t and I had an erection for 1 hour.....jacked off like 5 times and nothing happened....finally it went down to a semi for a little bit less than an hour, then went back to normal after.

Haven't used it since (2 years) but it does work!
:hammer: lol..!
 
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Limp ****. Can always be remedied with a mega stack of NO and spot injections of blood.
 
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What yohimbine HCL ????
Any kind of Yohimbene. Bark, HCL, 11-hydroxy, it doesn't matter. It ALWAYS gives me shrinkage. I get it every morning when I take my T-911. I mean, it's not a permanent thing so it's not a big deal, but it could be embarassing under certain circumstances.
 
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Any kind of Yohimbene. Bark, HCL, 11-hydroxy, it doesn't matter. It ALWAYS gives me shrinkage. I get it every morning when I take my T-911. I mean, it's not a permanent thing so it's not a big deal, but it could be embarassing under certain circumstances.
I think we need to start a thread of things that give shrinkage., and then talk about the opposite.
 

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