olympic quotes

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    Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

    1. Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her SNATCH this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
    2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
    3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
    4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
    5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
    6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
    7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
    8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
    9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'


  2. lol.. nice
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  3. Haha, awesome!

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