POLITICS, vote for Cosby!

[snagency]

Bill Cosby's campaign platform. I am going to vote for him.



I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:



(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the

official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.



(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.

We will use the 'Walmart' policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't

need it.'



(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.



(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one

of our many observation towers on the southern border.

(six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire

on SOUTHBOUND aliens.



(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state.

If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The

president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.



(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.



(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.



(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences.

If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.



(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat.

A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.



(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will

immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the

national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters

occur around the world, we'll ask the American people

if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen

can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.



(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school

and every day in Congress.



(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate

ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.



Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get.

Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.

God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!



Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!








Some interesting points -- and better than McCain or Obama!

[Rugger]

Sounds good to me Snag

[Irish Cannon]

Hell ya.

[snagency]

Sounds good to me Snag

Yeah, not looking forward to this election at all. One guy's the same as what we got now, and the other scares the living hell outta me..

Crazy.

Wow dude, are you really 7'4"? Sheesh.

[Rugger]

Actually 9'3

[snagency]

lol.. I'm trying to picture 7'4 at 164 pounds..

[Fastone]

I Love Bill Cosby and some of those Items make a lot of sense however totally non realistic.




:bruce3:

[snagency]

I know. Reality is our political system is flawed, the world's going to hell, and our candidates SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love reality.

[Rugger]

lol.. I'm trying to picture 7'4 at 164 pounds..

Manute Bol is my twin brother

[snagency]

Manute Bol is my twin brother

That is what I was picturing.

I think even he weighed more than 164 tho..

[Fastone]

Actually, this thread may be in the wrong place. I don't agree that both candidates suck. I used to like John McCain the person and I personally think that Obama may be a breath of fresh air.

Btw, Manute bol was so thin that when he wore a pinstripe suit, there was only one stripe



:bruce3:

[Rugger]

He's also a crack smoking socialist

[Irish Cannon]

McCain would serve well as Secretary of Defense.

Obama would serve well as my toilet paper.

Neither would serve well as president, but I'm going with McCain simply because I feel he's the lesser of two evils.

I don't know what in the hell people get so stoked about Obama for. He says nothing of substance in his speeches. It's just useless jargon.

[snagency]

Actually, this thread may be in the wrong place. I don't agree that both candidates suck. I used to like John McCain the person and I personally think that Obama may be a breath of fresh air.

Btw, Manute bol was so thin that when he wore a pinstripe suit, there was only one stripe



:bruce3:

LOL, ahhh quit picking on Manute. That was a good one tho..

Agree with you on McCain the person, hell he's a war hero. My intended statement was Republican ideolgy.

As for Obama - this dude is SCARY. Breath of fresh air?? He's popular right now just BECAUSE we are looking for change; I'm sorry, but that is not enough of a reason to throw someone out there as a candidate. He is unknown (he's got very minimal political experience, and has only moved up because of default position openings), he backtracks on positions he has previously stood on, and his relationship with his good ol' Rev. buddy is extremely alarming (but he's nicely swept that under the rug).. We know very little about this dude.

America's "hop-on-the-bus" mentality is troublesome..

[snagency]

McCain would serve well as Secretary of Defense.

Obama would serve well as my toilet paper.

Neither would serve well as president, but I'm going with McCain simply because I feel he's the lesser of two evils.

I don't know what in the hell people get so stoked about Obama for. He says nothing of substance in his speeches. It's just useless jargon.

B-I-N-G-O brother.

1000 reps if I could..

[Jayhawkk]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/platform.asp

[snagency]

snopes.com: Bill Cosby's Write-In Candidate Platform

So was this to show your efficiency at research, or to point out that we should hold off on our vote for Bill since it's not really his platform??

Either way, nice add..

I can see how this could be attributed to Carlin, sounds a lot like him. Wonder why they say it's out of tune with his views.

[Irish Cannon]

So was this to show your efficiency at research, or to point out that we should hold off on our vote for Bill since it's not really his platform??

Either way, nice add..

I can see how this could be attributed to Carlin, sounds a lot like him. Wonder why they say it's out of tune with his views.

Well, let's find out who wrote this because I want to vote for them.

[Jayhawkk]

I snopes pretty much anything now days. I've seen this one posted before and already knew it to be false but as to the second part of your question; no, he's still a better candidate. Even if he isn't running LOL

[Fastone]

McCain would serve well as Secretary of Defense.

Obama would serve well as my toilet paper.

Neither would serve well as president, but I'm going with McCain simply because I feel he's the lesser of two evils.

I don't know what in the hell people get so stoked about Obama for. He says nothing of substance in his speeches. It's just useless jargon.

A closed mind is an amazing thing. Like you're on the inside and really know what's going on. For the fact of the matter ALL politicians are full of Sh!t. McCain who I like as a person has completely changed his act in order to pander to the ultra conservative crowd (check out his act in previous runs). It won't matter who wins because Georgie boy and his crew has insured that we're screwed for the forseeable future.













:bruce3: