EvoMuse Presents: Testruction™

[dsade]

For years and years I've been watching the research closely, trying every formula that comes along, always with disappointment.

Well, I finally put together a culmination of my research into a formula that's going to be up to the standards of EvoMuse that you've come to expect.

. This formula will optimize your test levels for maximum performance and muscle gain, dramatically increase performance and libido, harden your physique, increase blood flow resulting in stronger, harder erections, and give you that mental boost and aggressive push you need to satisfy your hunger in the gym and in the bedroom.

Just remember, if she hasn't drawn blood from your back with her fingernails, then you aren't doing it right.


Testruction is upon us, ladies and gentlement...and there ain't no rapture coming

Rough label shell....ignore the details just now.

 

[BigGame84]

Subbed.

 

[cubs1987]

Subbed.

Strong this.

 

[cubsfan815]

In!

 

[rippedbrah]

yes please !

 

[Scoons33]

IN!

 

[dafeesh34]

Okay, I'll bite. In for more info.

 

[ELROCK]

In!

 

[slimsaw00]

Giggity!

 

[test112]

So what's in it?!

 

[dsade]

So what's in it?!

Good stuff.

I don't ever post the ingredients too early, due to the copycat nature of some of the people in this business.

 

[test112]

Good stuff.

I don't ever post the ingredients too early, due to the copycat nature of some of the people in this business.

I know. I'm just teasing!

 

[dsade]

I know. I'm just teasing!

It definitely doesn't contain more than 500mg of Tiger Penis and sheep testicle extract.

 

[test112]

It definitely doesn't contain more than 500mg of Tiger Penis and sheep testicle extract.

I wouldn't put it past you, not for a second...

 

[DieselNY]

Ooh. Can't wait for more info!

 

[alvin1]

This plus the superbueta from myosynergy watch out

 

[test112]

This plus the superbueta from myosynergy watch out

I suspect there's a chance that you might be double-dosing if you did that

 

[YouBet33]

In!!! I'm in for two bottles

 

[CF2]

Typo in thread title.

*Is hopeful if this is fixed the CardioTryx thread title could be fixed at the same time*

 

[Jebrook]

Subbed for info

 

[dsade]

Typo in thread title.

*Is hopeful if this is fixed the CardioTryx thread title could be fixed at the same time*

Yeah I just noticed that. Might be easier to just change both product names instead.

 

[3pic_B3ast]

Make sure you have plenty of this ready to ship upon release.

 

[dsade]

Way ahead of you on that one.

 

[alexoc949]

check12

 

[jamesm11]

Definitely on this.

 

[BEAST73]

Subbed2.

 

[Negncic]

In. Is there an anticipated release date?

 

[Admin]

Typo in thread title.

*Is hopeful if this is fixed the CardioTryx thread title could be fixed at the same time*

Fixed. Matt has large fingers. Gets in the way.

 

[dsade]

Fixed. Matt has large fingers. Gets in the way.

Thanks Brother...you know what fat fingers means, right?

 

[Admin]

Thanks Brother...you know what fat fingers means, right?

Hairy knuckles!

 

[Jebrook]

Thanks Brother...you know what fat fingers means, right?

A calorie surplus? Lol

 

[Jebrook]

Thanks Brother...you know what fat fingers means, right?

A calorie surplus? Lol

 

[GreenMachineX]

In for this. Expected release date?

 

[GreenMachineX]

Will this have any application for someone on TRT or is it simply a natty test booster?

 

[jp_x_type]

The label is still empty but i suspect there will be at least 20 ingredients going by experience from past evomuse products

which ive always loved by the way...

Fill us up with info on expected release day

And you might wanna throw in some sweet intro sales to keep things interesting too ...

 

[vujade]

Thanks Brother...you know what fat fingers means, right?

Hairy knuckles!

A calorie surplus? Lol

I thought it meant you had to much salt in your diet....

 

[abformulations]

Subbd

 

[ThaPeoplesChamp]

In for sure.

 

[Geoforce]

Let's do this!

 

[dsade]

I have a partner meeting on Thursday. Looks like my surgery will be the first week or so of November and it's going to be far more intense than I expected. A full rebuild, rods and screws, from t10 to L1 as well as a 4 disc replacement in my entire lumbar region.

I'm afraid this is going to take me out for a good 5-6 weeks recovery.

I am going to be able to get a ride in on the weekend from my extremely awesome and supportive girl to help me out (never met someone so excited to see the inner workings) but I want everything ready to roll, all the way to include the new version of the Flawless IDRT.

I've started an Amazon International Sellers account that I will use for both the skin care line and the exclusive items (BRITE econo-pack, Strafe Mega Pouch, KetoInduce, Smolder 8 ounce, and Java Lather Multi-Packs.) I think they'll be better on the shipping costs that I can offer through shopify.

Thank you all again for your support.

 

[cubs1987]

I have a partner meeting on Thursday. Looks like my surgery will be the first week or so of November and it's going to be far more intense than I expected. A full rebuild, rods and screws, from t10 to L1 as well as a 4 disc replacement in my entire lumbar region.

I'm afraid this is going to take me out for a good 5-6 weeks recovery.

I am going to be able to get a ride in on the weekend from my extremely awesome and supportive girl to help me out (never met someone so excited to see the inner workings) but I want everything ready to roll, all the way to include the new version of the Flawless IDRT.

I've started an Amazon International Sellers account that I will use for both the skin care line and the exclusive items (BRITE econo-pack, Strafe Mega Pouch, KetoInduce, Smolder 8 ounce, and Java Lather Multi-Packs.) I think they'll be better on the shipping costs that I can offer through shopify.

Thank you all again for your support.

I better use my Shopify reward points then! I was hoarding those bad boys! Hopefully the surgery goes well!

 

[ELROCK]

I have a partner meeting on Thursday. Looks like my surgery will be the first week or so of November and it's going to be far more intense than I expected. A full rebuild, rods and screws, from t10 to L1 as well as a 4 disc replacement in my entire lumbar region.

I'm afraid this is going to take me out for a good 5-6 weeks recovery.

I am going to be able to get a ride in on the weekend from my extremely awesome and supportive girl to help me out (never met someone so excited to see the inner workings) but I want everything ready to roll, all the way to include the new version of the Flawless IDRT.

I've started an Amazon International Sellers account that I will use for both the skin care line and the exclusive items (BRITE econo-pack, Strafe Mega Pouch, KetoInduce, Smolder 8 ounce, and Java Lather Multi-Packs.) I think they'll be better on the shipping costs that I can offer through shopify.

Thank you all again for your support.

I had the same surgery done from T2-L2 10 years ago. I wish you a smooth recovery man!

 

[dsade]

T2 to L2?? That's a huge rod!

How's your mobility? That's my main concern. I'm afraid my career as an exotic Dancer might suffer.

 

[ELROCK]

T2 to L2?? That's a huge rod!

How's your mobility? That's my main concern. I'm afraid my career as an exotic Dancer might suffer.

LoL
Actually, my mobility and range of motion is much better than anticipated. I don't have any restrictions. Although I no longer squat with the bar on my back and no longer bench heavy with the bar (with Dumbbells I am fine). My hamstring have shortened slightly on me and stay tight which isn't good. Overall It was a successful surgery for me.

 

[ELROCK]

Matt,

The best piece of advice I can give you about recovering from back surgery is something so simple, but can be hard to do. For the first 6 months ( actually indefinitely) stay active. Dont do anything for too long. As in don't stand for too long don't lay down for too long dont sit for too long don't hit the weights too hard. Active stretching is a great thing too. It will take more time then what your doctor tells you to feel good again. When they tell you recovery time they are mostly talking about when you CAN do these activities and not when WILL be doing these activities. Anyway, wish you luck with it!

 

[dsade]

I drew up 4 new children's book plot lines that I will go ahead and work on.

You're also going to see so pretty insane (I'll blame it on the drugs) sales at the store.

6 weeks of not being at my top form means I'll need to do something to encourage sales to stay high - and you guys will benefit.

I'll be pushing myself pretty hard for recovery. This helplessness is taking a pretty big toll psychologically.

 

[MidwestBeast]

That's a huge rod!

If I had a nickel for every time...

I'd still have 3 pennies

 

[abformulations]

I drew up 4 new children's book plot lines that I will go ahead and work on.

You're also going to see so pretty insane (I'll blame it on the drugs) sales at the store.

6 weeks of not being at my top form means I'll need to do something to encourage sales to stay high - and you guys will benefit.

I'll be pushing myself pretty hard for recovery. This helplessness is taking a pretty big toll psychologically.

Nicee. Keep the drugs in you until u do. When? Hehe

 

[Woody]

I drew up 4 new children's book plot lines that I will go ahead and work on.

You're also going to see so pretty insane (I'll blame it on the drugs) sales at the store.

6 weeks of not being at my top form means I'll need to do something to encourage sales to stay high - and you guys will benefit.

I'll be pushing myself pretty hard for recovery. This helplessness is taking a pretty big toll psychologically.

I had a much more minor surgery compared to yours.
L4-L5-S1 fusion.

Mobility hasn't suffered much. I can't deadlift, though. It may be psychological, but I'm not gonna try it.

Day to day life is 400x better. I had surgery at 20 and might have long term issues, but living in daily pain at 20 is awful.

Stay active, but don't push yourself. It may sound stupid, but if it hurts, stahp.

 

[dsade]

I had a much more minor surgery compared to yours.
L4-L5-S1 fusion.

Mobility hasn't suffered much. I can't deadlift, though. It may be psychological, but I'm not gonna try it.

Day to day life is 400x better. I had surgery at 20 and might have long term issues, but living in daily pain at 20 is awful.

Stay active, but don't push yourself. It may sound stupid, but if it hurts, stahp.

I have a feeling it's always gonna hurt, I just need to learn to differentiate between harmless pain and injurious.