Yes..I know. My almost godlike omnipresence SHOULD be enough for 50 companies. Believe it or not, though, sometimes I get the desire to actually spend time with my family. This is where YOU come in....
WE WANT YOU AS THE NEW RECRUIT!
SPP is looking for a handful of HIGH quality reps. The qualities we are looking for (in no order) are:
'bro'ness, but not at the expense of being articulate
...and the ability to control their words carefully
Recent rulings and lawsuits have made companies liable for ANY words spoken by ANY reps, regardless of the overall context. If you can't control yourself, or tend to lash out in the heat of a battle....or if you simply can't keep yourself from talking smack about another company then PLEASE do NOT apply.
ATTN: Company Reps - we do not want to cause any kind of bad feelings with colleagues, but if you are currently repping for another company and want to be considered privately, you are welcome to PM me.
Also, please send nudes to firstname.lastname@example.org for consideration.