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MAX OUT™ PRE-WORKOUT COMPLEX!
When we want to perform at our best, nothing comes close to the raw power of MAX OUT’s intense energy blend specially designed to get your adrenaline pumping and you ready to BLAST through any plateau in your way!*

INSANE ENERGY - ADRENAPLEX™

ADRENAPLEX™ is precisely formulated for an IMMEDIATE rush, with key ingredients to force your body to upregulate its natural energy systems, giving you long lasting, non-jittery energy that will leave you begging for just one more set again and again.*

Phenethylamine HCL: Immediate energy rush going into your workout and reduced fatigue while you’re there. PEA has also been shown to enhance mood, focus and concentration, keeping you driven and motivated through your routine.*

Caffeine: 400mg of the most pure caffeine available for huge sustained energy all through your workout!*

Synephrine HCL: Will have you feeling like you can run through walls and hit PR’s with every attempt! Synephrine also supports the breakdown of stored body fat during your workout, so you build muscle and get ripped!*

Push harder and force muscles to GROW. Muscles are meant to be pushed, by pushing and working a muscle you develop it to be more POWERFUL and STRONGER. Increasing capacity is why we train. Build and grow.*

POWER AND STRENGTH - NITROPLEX™

NITROPLEX™ has key ingredients precisely dosed to MAX OUT muscle performance and push Nitric Oxide and PUMPS to a whole new level, unlike anything you’ve ever experienced. Utilizing the pharmaceutical power of Nitrate technology, NITROPLEX™ will feed your muscles with more blood, oxygen, and nutrients than ever before. This means quicker recovery and HUGE GROWTH!*

Glycerol Monostearate: Takes excess water and shuttles it into muscle cells for immediate swelling of muscle tissue and massive pumps for insane lifting power!*

Potassium Nitrate: The ultimate in nitrate technology, 600mg provides a larger Nitric Oxide boost than you’ve ever experienced before! See the vasodilation, feel the increased oxygen and nutrient delivery and experience the immediate increases in strength!*


Nothing makes a workout better than being In The Zone, when you can’t think about anything but the cold hard iron that lies in front of you. Want to set a new PR? Well then you better get FOCUSED!*

LASER FOCUS - COGNIPLEX™

COGNIPLEX™ is a revolutionary adaptation to traditional pre-workout focus attempts, with proven compounds to immediately increase focus & memory, and powerful Adaptogens so your body can handle ANY new challenge it faces! The mind is stronger than the body. Harness the power of COGNIPLEX™ and force a new PR every single workout!*

Rhodiola Rosea: A powerful Adaptogen to help your body handle the physical stresses of pushing it to the limit! Rhodiola has been shown to stimulate levels of the mood-related neurotransmitters serotonin, dopamine and norepinephrine in your brain, for a potent mood-enhancing effect.*

DMAE: Used in the production of acetylcholine, shown to positively impact mood, focus, concentration and memory. DMAE has also been shown to support sleep, giving you the edge from a repaired body and a rested, ready mindset.*

Huperzine A: Potent nootropic that allows the mind to focus more effectively and potentially increase memory, learning and cognitive function. Get clarity, focus and concentration during your workout!*

Every workout, every competition is ALL about performance. Fuel your body to perform at its best and DOMINATE the competition. The ultimate way prepare for the most BRUTAL adversary is to make sure you are hydrated to the fullest!*

PERFORMANCE & HYDRATION - HYDRAPLEX™

HYDRAPLEX™ is a proven ratio of potent electrolytes shown to help hydrate your body faster and keep it hydrated longer than ever before. No more cramping up from dehydration, no more missing lifts because you didn’t come prepared. Hydraplex™ will make sure you are ready for ACTION by the time you hit the gym!*

Potassium Phosphate/Sodium Phosphate/Magnesium Phosphate: The most important electrolytes your body needs to perform at 100%! Electrolytes allow your brain to communicate to your muscles more effectively, so the more you have, the better your hand eye coordination can be, and the better athlete you can be!*

1. Tell me the funniest joke you can think of.
2. Initial thread review and a final thread
3. Final Review in the AM Supplement Review section or other sites to be specified.
4. 18+ years of age
5. US shipping addresses
 
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3 mice are drinking tequila. The first mouse downs his drink and say "I'm so tough I broke a mouse trap and bench pressed it". The second mouse downs his drink, and says "I'm so tough I eat eat rat poison and bring it home to my family BC they are tough too". The third mouse downs his drink, and says I don't have time for this I got to get home to f*ck the cat"?
 
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Im walking in Central Park in NY and come across an elderly gentleman sitting on a park bench weeping.

I walk up and ask if he's ok. He looks up at me. Wipes his tears to gather himself and says.

I married the most beautiful woman whom is half my age. Wants sex sometimes twice per day 6 days a week!!! She's wonderfully talented both in bed and satisfies all my other needs!

I say. Why were you just crying? That's wonderful!

He replies.
I forgot where I live.....
 
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There were two war veterans swapping stories. One of them started talking about the time he had to jump from a plane. He says "but I didn't really want to do it. I was scared of heights. My sarge said if I don't jump, he was going to stick his d1ck in my @ss."

His buddy says, "did you jump?"

He says, "a little at first"
 
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This is gonna be good
 
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Good opportunity here guys.

Rainbow Sherbert is delicious!
 
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
 
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What do you call a cow masturbating?
Beefstrokinoff
 
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This isn't a joke but it makes me laugh everytime and it almost works on anyone.

What does y-e-s spell?
It spells yes. So y-e-s spells yes? Yes. Ok.
What does E-y-e-s, (little emphasis on the first E), spell?
Lmao! Everytime they're like is that even a word. That's not a word. It takes them forever and they feel stupid afterwards. Lmao. I just did this one last night again. There's a million youtube videos. You gotta try it.
 
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This elderly lady was at an ATM, and asked if I would help her check her balance, so I shoved her.

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People used to laugh at me when I said, 'I wanted to become a comedian', but nobody is laughing now!
 
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BUMP!!!!!! Get in on this fools
 
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years.

Then we met....
 
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Well i'll throw in some military humor, because Air Force that's why ;)



An airman in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a MARINE joke?"

The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a MARINE. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a MARINE. The fella next to him is 6'5" tall, weighs 250, and he's also a MARINE. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"

The Airman says, "Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times."
 

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So a priest wants to get a talking parrot for his church so that it can greet people as they walk in.

Priest goes out and buys one and trains him on how to greet the church goers. He tells the parrot to say "Open the doors, open them wide, let the people come inside!"

So church is open and the parrot is positioned at the front of the church and as people start coming in he greets them, "Open the doors, open them wide, let the people come inside!"

So people are coming in and smiling at the parrot as he continues to greet them, "Open the doors, open them wide, let the people come inside!"

Mass has begun and everyone is inside the church but yet the parrot is still talking, even though no one is walking in, "Open the doors, open them wide, let the people come inside!"

Then someone yells "someone shut that damn parrot up!", but the parrot continues "Open the doors, open them wide, let the people come inside!"

All of a sudden the parrot says "Close the doors, close'em quick cause the son of a bitch is throwing bricks!"
 
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

...He was too far-out, man✌
 
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This is a great thread lol
 

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Maybe not a joke but made me laugh. I was reading a forum (funny thing is that the forum has nothing to do with port) and a guy was ranting that rating porn is stupid. Because who cares about the plot. A funny related pic coming up in a moment.
 

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My friend just found out that he is both gay and dyslexic












He is still in Daniel
 

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Maybe not a joke but made me laugh. I was reading a forum (funny thing is that the forum has nothing to do with port) and a guy was ranting that rating porn is stupid. Because who cares about the plot. A funny related pic coming up in a moment.
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if ella fitzgerald married darth vader...she would be ella-vader

the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky-anywhere else and it would have been a teethbrush....
 
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I'm getting a kick reading some of these
 
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Last chance to enter today! Winners tonight!
 
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It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
 
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3 mice are drinking tequila. The first mouse downs his drink and say "I'm so tough I broke a mouse trap and bench pressed it". The second mouse downs his drink, and says "I'm so tough I eat eat rat poison and bring it home to my family BC they are tough too". The third mouse downs his drink, and says I don't have time for this I got to get home to f*ck the cat"?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Well i'll throw in some military humor, because Air Force that's why ;)



An airman in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a MARINE joke?"

The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a MARINE. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a MARINE. The fella next to him is 6'5" tall, weighs 250, and he's also a MARINE. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"

The Airman says, "Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times."
Sorry guys. I got hit with 50 patients at work yesterday. Dead tired when I got home. PM me your shipping info and flavor choice!
 
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Iforce Nutrition has something to GIVEAWAY! It's time for MAX OUT to come out and play. This is one strong preworkout. Who wants some?
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MAX OUTª PRE-WORKOUT COMPLEX!
When we want to perform at our best, nothing comes close to the raw power of MAX OUT‰۪s intense energy blend specially designed to get your adrenaline pumping and you ready to BLAST through any plateau in your way!*

INSANE ENERGY - ADRENAPLEXª

ADRENAPLEXª is precisely formulated for an IMMEDIATE rush, with key ingredients to force your body to upregulate its natural energy systems, giving you long lasting, non-jittery energy that will leave you begging for just one more set again and again.*

Phenethylamine HCL: Immediate energy rush going into your workout and reduced fatigue while you‰۪re there. PEA has also been shown to enhance mood, focus and concentration, keeping you driven and motivated through your routine.*

Caffeine: 400mg of the most pure caffeine available for huge sustained energy all through your workout!*

Synephrine HCL: Will have you feeling like you can run through walls and hit PR‰۪s with every attempt! Synephrine also supports the breakdown of stored body fat during your workout, so you build muscle and get ripped!*

Push harder and force muscles to GROW. Muscles are meant to be pushed, by pushing and working a muscle you develop it to be more POWERFUL and STRONGER. Increasing capacity is why we train. Build and grow.*

POWER AND STRENGTH - NITROPLEXª

NITROPLEXª has key ingredients precisely dosed to MAX OUT muscle performance and push Nitric Oxide and PUMPS to a whole new level, unlike anything you‰۪ve ever experienced. Utilizing the pharmaceutical power of Nitrate technology, NITROPLEXª will feed your muscles with more blood, oxygen, and nutrients than ever before. This means quicker recovery and HUGE GROWTH!*

Glycerol Monostearate: Takes excess water and shuttles it into muscle cells for immediate swelling of muscle tissue and massive pumps for insane lifting power!*

Potassium Nitrate: The ultimate in nitrate technology, 600mg provides a larger Nitric Oxide boost than you‰۪ve ever experienced before! See the vasodilation, feel the increased oxygen and nutrient delivery and experience the immediate increases in strength!*


Nothing makes a workout better than being In The Zone, when you can‰۪t think about anything but the cold hard iron that lies in front of you. Want to set a new PR? Well then you better get FOCUSED!*

LASER FOCUS - COGNIPLEXª

COGNIPLEXª is a revolutionary adaptation to traditional pre-workout focus attempts, with proven compounds to immediately increase focus & memory, and powerful Adaptogens so your body can handle ANY new challenge it faces! The mind is stronger than the body. Harness the power of COGNIPLEXª and force a new PR every single workout!*

Rhodiola Rosea: A powerful Adaptogen to help your body handle the physical stresses of pushing it to the limit! Rhodiola has been shown to stimulate levels of the mood-related neurotransmitters serotonin, dopamine and norepinephrine in your brain, for a potent mood-enhancing effect.*

DMAE: Used in the production of acetylcholine, shown to positively impact mood, focus, concentration and memory. DMAE has also been shown to support sleep, giving you the edge from a repaired body and a rested, ready mindset.*

Huperzine A: Potent nootropic that allows the mind to focus more effectively and potentially increase memory, learning and cognitive function. Get clarity, focus and concentration during your workout!*

Every workout, every competition is ALL about performance. Fuel your body to perform at its best and DOMINATE the competition. The ultimate way prepare for the most BRUTAL adversary is to make sure you are hydrated to the fullest!*

PERFORMANCE & HYDRATION - HYDRAPLEXª

HYDRAPLEXª is a proven ratio of potent electrolytes shown to help hydrate your body faster and keep it hydrated longer than ever before. No more cramping up from dehydration, no more missing lifts because you didn‰۪t come prepared. Hydraplexª will make sure you are ready for ACTION by the time you hit the gym!*

Potassium Phosphate/Sodium Phosphate/Magnesium Phosphate: The most important electrolytes your body needs to perform at 100%! Electrolytes allow your brain to communicate to your muscles more effectively, so the more you have, the better your hand eye coordination can be, and the better athlete you can be!*

QUALIFICATIONS

1. Tell us what motivates you to train.
2. Initial thread review and a final thread
3. Final Review in the AM Supplement Review section or other sites to be specified.
4. 18+ years of age
5. US shipping addresses
 

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1. To be able to protect my family if necessary... My kids thinking I'm as strong as John Cena and of course the compliments from others

Can fulfill all obligations
 
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FREE MAX OUT PREWORKOUT!! It's simple and quick for anyone to get this supplement. Let's see your apps!
 
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A few things montovate me

1. I'm a father and a husband and want to be around as long as possible to help provide for them

2. I'm state police officer and sometimes I need the extra strength or endurance to make sure I go home at night.
 
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Bump
 

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1. I like the alpha feeling when I rock the workout or do great in a race. Granted, haven't had it for some time due to health but want to get back there.
Conditions ok.
 
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My main motivation for training is to continue to look decent despite all the food I love to eat. Plus, if you look good, you feel good. And people will treat you better and more respectfully if it shows you respect your body, I think.

Plus, overall health and the ability to protect myself and others and I can move furniture a lot easier. Lol
 
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I'm letting this go through the weekend. Who wants some Max Out preworkout? Get your app in
 
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QUALIFICATIONS

1. Tell us what motivates you to train.
*i have two bulging discs, rehab and getting back on the platform motivates me to keep training. Not to mention, being as big and strong as possible to protect my baby girl and wife (if not, a .40 Springfield modx2 will )

2. Initial thread review and a final thread
*Easy peezy lemon squeezy

3. Final Review in the AM Supplement Review section or other sites to be specified.
*Can do

4. 18+ years of age
*definitely of age.

5. US shipping addresses
*in Missouri ??
 
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1. Tell us what motivates you to train.
My job motivates me to train. In the military you're held to certain standards and being in shape is one of them.
2. Initial thread review and a final thread
Deal
3. Final Review in the AM Supplement Review section or other sites to be specified.
Deal
4. 18+ years of age
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Yessir
 

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Here are the Max Out winners: bosskardo and rascal14

Please message me your full name and mailing address. Also what flavor you would like. (check the website for flavor choices
http://iforcenutrition.com/collections/pre-workouts/products/max-out?variant=9822503684)
Thank you for choosing me. PM sent.
Forgot my flavour: Blueberry Pomegranate.

I've tried the older version in the past. I think it was with this lable:
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Unfortunatelly I don't remember much but I do remember that the NitroPlex part was good, got a really nice pump. I remember one day on it when I felt good and went too heavy in deadlift. Hurt my back a little :D.
Very interested in how the new one does.

The new one seems to have more caffeine?
Seems to have some differences in lable but kind of same ingredients. Chocamine Seeds extracted to PEA?
 
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