Orbit Promo: Pick your Fiction

[Driven2lift]

For a shot at a gift card good in the Orbit store to buy your favourite products, Orbit is kicking off yet another promo.

This one is fun, unlimited entries, so let's do this!

For a chance to win just tell us a fiction you wish was a reality.

Leaving that as a broad statement, anything fictional.

Wish Superpowers were real? Wish Hogwarts was around? The Enterprise was boldly going where no man has gone before? Vampires existed? Zombie apocalypse so we could aim for the "zombie kill of the week" lol

Any fictional place/person/tv show/movie you wish was real.

Even a product claim you wish was real, wish red-bull gave you wings?

Make it funny or give a unique answer to get one our Orbit reps to like your entry best, from these finalists we will randomly select our winner

 

[Driven2lift]

Tagger Hyde

 

[Hyde]

I'll go first - I wish I was one of those kids that benches 405 naturally before they ever get out of high school lol.....

Some people might say why not 800? Or 1,000?? Because it's my wish, and I do what I want! :dance:

 

[GNO]

I wish I could go onto Orbitnutrition.com anytime I want and select all the items I need and have them sent to me at no charge and no shipping fees. Basically use the site as a digital pantry...

 

[Tagger]

In!!!

 

[Tagger]

I wish Jennifer Anniston in my bed, naked, with my fiancé, naked, ready to get DOWNNNNNNMNNN. Is probably my favorite fiction book that should be a reality!

 

[Driven2lift]

I'm a closet-nerd so I have a LOT of replies to this one lol.

To start: light-sabers.

Badass.
And functional, would never need an axe/chainsaw/cutting torch again

 

[Driven2lift]

I wish Jennifer Anniston in my bed, naked, with my fiancé, naked, ready to get DOWNNNNNNMNNN. Is probably my favorite fiction book that should be a reality!

I'm thinking you wrote this book yourself lol

 

[Tagger]

I'm thinking you wrote this book yourself lol

**** yah I did!

Ok for real though id be down for a zombie apocalypse!

 

[Tagger]

I gotta tag some other people from previous promos!


Will get them in the morning when I am on computer.

 

[Driven2lift]

I gotta tag some other people from previous promos! Will get them in the morning when I am on computer.

Sounds like a plan, the regulars are a great crowd, hoping to get some fresh blood in on this too!

The Solution McCrew530

 

[Driven2lift]

I will just drag in a bunch of guys lol

Team Myokem is finally on board at Orbit:
Swolbraham tyga tyga

And the guy with a horse show up his ass in promos on AM lol booneman77

 

[Hyde]

I'm a closet-nerd so I have a LOT of replies to this one lol.

To start: light-sabers.

Badass.
And functional, would never need an axe/chainsaw/cutting torch again

You find yourself in a lot of positions daily to utilize an axe/chainsaw/cutting torch?

 

[Driven2lift]

You find yourself in a lot of positions daily to utilize an axe/chainsaw/cutting torch?

Nah I'd just be waving it around looking cool

Lol but actually in my years on the railroad it would have been nice. Cutting off a broken coupling with a torch takes forever...

 

[SilentSavage0523]

I'm thinking along the lines of Jennifer Lawrence giving me a bj while injecting some juice that I just bought from cvs. Cause that would be a real thing.

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

titan fall.

 

[justiceTX]

I wish this baby child of mine would sleep through the night. Once that happens he can get the rest needed to grow up become a talented and respected baseball player. End up signing a contract for like 150 million. Then buy his loving mom and dad that got every two hours to feed, change, and hold him a 8743 acre ranch in the hill country (Texas) with some river frontage. With good deer genetics. And my dog could talk every now and then. But not too much and be annoying.

 

[schizm]

I wish I was little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

 

[Driven2lift]

titan fall.

Have yet to play, typically a fan of tactical FPS and RPG games.
What is a comparable game?

 

[Driven2lift]

My next fictional wish:

Telekinetic power/"the force"

I'd be the only Jedi training my ability lifting weights with my mind

 

[Driven2lift]

Maybe some of our last winners want to try their luck again:

MARK_ kenpoengineer ddfox McCrew530 kenny76

 

[Dirty Dan]

I wish Admin would sponsor an AM cruise where all the members can hangout for an entire week and workout together while on our way to the Caribbean.

It would be nice for all of us dealing with this cold weather.

 

[Dirty Dan]

I wish I could see young, Jackson 5 era, Michael Jackson open for Thriller era Michael Jackson with finally fully transformed Michael Jackson as the closing act.

 

[schizm]

I wish Admin would sponsor an AM cruise where all the members can hangout for an entire week and workout together while on our way to the Caribbean.

It would be nice for all of us dealing with this cold weather.

We did that about a year ago... Admin got a little tipsy and was going around trying to spot everyone while acting like Jack Sparrow, twas a blast...slightly awkward, but a blast regardless

 

[Tagger]

Have yet to play, typically a fan of tactical FPS and RPG games.
What is a comparable game?

None. It wasn't that great honestly.

 

[Tagger]

We did that about a year ago... Admin got a little tipsy and was going around trying to spot everyone while acting like Jack Sparrow, twas a blast...slightly awkward, but a blast regardless

I guess this is the fiction promo!!!

 

[MARK_]

I think it would be cool to see some of the C.S. Lewis books come to life: Chronicles of Narnia

 

[The Solution]

I wish i could do magic like houdini
then i could walk around and tell when girls are full of BS lies.
Oh wait... thats the majority of them. Maybe ill just use my magic to lift up their skirts.

 

[Quads_of_Stee]

My wish is to own a nice pair of adistar 2000. As soon as I havethem I know my totals will be 130/200minimum. All my time could finally be spent practicing olympic lifting with these shoes. My form will be instantly amazing. My GF will surely get jealous of the relationship I'll have with the shoes but idgaf, I will start cleaning her to shut her up. I will take my weight set to my classes just so I can practice all the time, because that's the commitment these shoes require. As I drop out from school I have no regrets. My wooden heels is all I need. My job resume will clearly list that I own a pair of adistar 2000 and I will show up to all of the interviews in them, everyone gets wet over the wooden heels. I may be a college dropout, unemployed, single but with these bad boys panhandling will be no problem. I'll set up on a street corner and start doing snatches and cleans while people will be throwing their money at me, miring my wooden heel.

 

[Quads_of_Stee]

oh and my other wish would be for me to actually lift

 

[Swolljaboi]

I wish they sold AAS at corner stores.

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

battle tech or mech warrior universe in reality

wants to drive a massive walking tank <-------

 

[Driven2lift]

Lol the idea is to reference an existing fictional thing/person/show, etc.

Ideally not something you make up yourself,

Another of mine:

The Ocarina from Zelda (Ocarina of time)

Because it is a time machine with style, and you can summon a horse if you find a reason to need one lol

 

[GNO]

going for a 2nd entry .... I wish that all foods were calorie-free so ate whatever the hell you want anytime and maintain the same size which is to say ripped. I'd probably have make this exclusive to me though because than everyone would be ripped.

 

[Driven2lift]

battle tech or mech warrior universe in reality wants to drive a massive walking tank <-------

Mech-suits would be sweet. Or even personal size ones like Iron Man

 

[EasyEJL]

I'd like the fiction of how guns with silencers sound in movies to actually be true

 

[Dirty Dan]

I wish Dragonball Z was real and I was a saiyan

 

[MARK_]

Here is another cool one:

 

[SilentSavage0523]

HULK

 

[doogans]

Game of Thrones. A land rich in sex, violence, and dragons. It doesn't get much more bad ass that.

 

[Driven2lift]

Game of Thrones. A land rich in sex, violence, and dragons. It doesn't get much more bad ass that.

And badass Dire-wolves

 

[doogans]

And badass Dire-wolves

Don't forget the midgets and prostitutes!

 

[Dirty Dan]

It would be cool to be Dr. Who

 

[Driven2lift]

It would be cool to be Dr. Who <img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=112963"/>

One of the only sci-fi's I could not get into
My sister in law is obsessed

 

[The Solution]

I wish the goverment were not full of BS lies about healthcare, tax's and other things they do on a daily basis
it does not matter what kind of president we put in office the country has been on a decline the last decade if not longer.
We need to stop focusing on BS stuff over seas and fix our out debt and problems in our country.

 

[Abe Lincoln]

I wish I was swimming in gains.. Oh wait I am

 

[Driven2lift]

I wish I was swimming in gains.. Oh wait I am

Superdrol: not fiction.

Lol jk

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

conan the barbarian

 

[Tagger]

I wish I was swimming in gains.. Oh wait I am

Literally. He took the pills out of the bottles and now he's swimming in them.

 

[McCrew530]

I wish I could teleport any where. It doesn't even need to be instantly. As long as it was quicker and less invasive than flying.