all we do is WIN WIN WIN....FOR A YEAR

[USPlabsRep]

thank you all for participating

 

[mountainman33]

"And now it's time for Deep Thoughts....with Jack Handy"

 

[The Solution]

I thought I was seeing stars
I thought I was going to reach alpha status
Then I realized I forgot my creatine and lost all my gains.

 

[money0351]

A year supply of MOdernCREATINE to the best caption. Please No hype captions...

I wonder what happened to dexterium...

 

[Driven2lift]

Stopped to enjoy the scenery, absorb the moment, get in touch with nature.

Ended up daydreaming of the gym.

 

[AntM1564]

Soon I'll look like Zeus...

Just need to load first

 

[cheftepesh1]

"Best place to pee ever"

 

[Abe Lincoln]

That feeling you get when you have just killed an entire family and remember you set your tv to record the game for when you get back.

 

[T-Bone]

I really hope Mom is making chicken and stove top tonight. That'd be sweeeeeeet!.

 

[T-Bone]

I'm determined to hit puberty today.

 

[KingLeonidas9]

I'm going to workout legs today by running to the bathroom to workout forearms.

 

[booneman77]

This is the second best handjob I've ever given myself

 

[booneman77]

Am I sparkling like that guy from twilight?

 

[The Solution]

I went to the gym and planned to hit legs
After seeing the light I stuck to doing arms for the 3rd time this week.
Don't judge me bro

 

[Mission1]

If bears **** in the woods..... So can I !

 

[booneman77]

Whats with the 7 midgets following that hot chick through the woods?... Looks shady

 

[USPlabsRep]

how about on the internet I'm a badassss and not who I really am in real life?

 

[booneman77]

how about on the internet I'm a badassss and not who I really am in real life?

ha did you just enter your own contest?

 

[justiceTX]

Today is the last day I am satisfied with being small.

Hope this toco8 makes it thicker.

 

[The Solution]

I see the light.. and it told me to follow the alpha brick road.

 

[kbayne]

It's a gorilla, it's a mountain lion, oh no, it's just my shadow.

 

[booneman77]

Cant get a girlfiriend, hugs trees instead.

 

[T-Bone]

I think I'll join an internet forum and only post in the company promos section to get free stuff.

 

[rodefeeh]

God, even though I have a pencil neck, am I still cool for wearing this Nike shirt?

 

[The Solution]

Took 2 Scoops of Jack3d, went to walk up to the gym doors to noticed it was closed.

 

[kbayne]

"Boy does my receding hair line look bad"

 

[frankz2]

"Lord, please send me a sign. I want to stay natty but everyone keeps telling me to take creatine and I don't know what to do."

 

[rodefeeh]

If I think these flowering trees are pretty, will I go catabolic?

 

[USPlabsRep]

If I think these flowering trees are pretty, will I go catabolic?

On the internet I bench 500lbs for reps and workout twice a day seven days a week and I fought kimbo slice twice. He was no match for my ninja skills. In real life, I hit women after bouts of road rage not to be confuses with roid rage.

 

[USPlabsRep]

3 lucky Winners of ModernCreatine, the REAL concentrated Creatine (not the water downed concentrates) and the only Ultra instatized Creatine Anydrous on the market....The purest creatine on the planet.....The same exact creatine found in slabs of beef will be CHOSEN on Monday.

12 bottles to each LUCKY winner!

 

[kbayne]

3 lucky Winners of ModernCreatine, the REAL concentrated Creatine (not the water downed concentrates) and the only Ultra instatized Creatine Anydrous on the market....The purest creatine on the planet.....The same exact creatine found in slabs of beef will be CHOSEN on Monday.

12 bottles to each LUCKY winner!

"What I would do if I was one of the lucky winners"

 

[deuceswild72]

"Was that trip to West Africa really worth it? I guess I'll find out in 21 days."

 

[USPlabsRep]

I have a few more caption contests in the works.

 

[rodefeeh]

What is this thing you call a "pump"?

 

[kbayne]

It's almost 2015, this is the year I finally start lifting

 

[frankz2]

The moment you try to stand up after your first leg day in a while and immediately rethink everything you ever knew.

 

[The Solution]

Girlfriend took a pregnancy test and came back negative.
I have seen the light and survived that disaster

 

[booneman77]

Just hanging out, looking for mc hammer's career.

 

[jimbuick]

"I'm just here for the gangbang."

 

[jimbuick]

"No one knows what it's like, to be the sad man; to be the batman....."

 

[jimbuick]

"Well....that really rustled my jimmies."

 

[booneman77]

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN IS GONE...

i know you all sang that in your head.

 

[kbayne]

Did I just fart?

 

[T-Bone]

I can see my house from here. I hope I get home before my wife so she doesn't see I ordered more supplements yet again!.

 

[justiceTX]

I can see it on the horizon.........NP Black Friday sale.

 

[rodefeeh]

I can see it on the horizon.........NP Black Friday sale.

I still have something from last year's Black Friday sale. Do you think I bought too much?

 

[NurseGray]

"To Crossfit or not to Crossfit? That is the Question"

 

[NurseGray]

"Its been 7 hours waiting for this mailman to get here."

 

[NurseGray]

"Am I the only one who is truly real? Are the rest of you just figments of my imagination?"

 

[T-Bone]

Where the hell did I park?