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    Welcome!
    Purus wants to get three of you to get a log & review going!!



    What you will get:
    (1) Island Punch Condense
    (1) D-Pol Custard Creme
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    What's required from you:
    Log the products in full, with at least 4 updates a week on how the products are working for you & a summary/final review at the end of using our products.
    ---> Must be 18+ & have a U.S. residence.

    How to get the products in your hands:
    Ok... there's two, yup 2 things ya "gotsta" do; The first one is tell us what your most afraid of, whether it's flying, water, what ever we want to hear it & give us a story if ya got it; The second part of that is post a scary picture to go along with your post. Your picture does not have to match your fear.

    Most creative wins!


    Finally have fun!!!

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    Whether it is funny or scary looking, clowns are my worst fear. I do not know why this is, but they always have been. When I was in high school, my junior year I think, my mom got this little clown doll from someone. I told her to keep it out of my sight unless she wanted it in pieces. I would come home from school and the doll would be in different places which was weird because no one was home during the day to move it. About a week or so after it was continuously moving, I opened the front door and the damn thing was right in my face. I was scared enough seeing it in different places all the time. I slammed the front door, went into my car and locked myself in while I called my mom who was at work. She started to laugh and said she was coming home on her lunch break moving it around to freak me out. I never told her about the doll moving from place to place, but she knew it scared the hell out of me.

    Also, my two best friends and I rented an Indie movie from Redbox. It was about a killer clown. They knew about my fear. I would shut and cover my eyes when the clown came on. One of them went to the bathroom. Next thing I know, I feel someone grab me from the back, I turn around and see a clowns face. I screamed like a teenage girl. My buddy had this stupid mask he put on and decided to scare me with.
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    Not much of a logger these days, keep meaning to grab a tub of condense though...but great opp here for some peeps...good luck to all those that apply...
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    Quote Originally Posted by AntM1564 View Post

    Whether it is funny or scary looking, clowns are my worst fear. I do not know why this is, but they always have been. When I was in high school, my junior year I think, my mom got this little clown doll from someone. I told her to keep it out of my sight unless she wanted it in pieces. I would come home from school and the doll would be in different places which was weird because no one was home during the day to move it. About a week or so after it was continuously moving, I opened the front door and the damn thing was right in my face. I was scared enough seeing it in different places all the time. I slammed the front door, went into my car and locked myself in while I called my mom who was at work. She started to laugh and said she was coming home on her lunch break moving it around to freak me out. I never told her about the doll moving from place to place, but she knew it scared the hell out of me.

    Also, my two best friends and I rented an Indie movie from Redbox. It was about a killer clown. They knew about my fear. I would shut and cover my eyes when the clown came on. One of them went to the bathroom. Next thing I know, I feel someone grab me from the back, I turn around and see a clowns face. I screamed like a teenage girl. My buddy had this stupid mask he put on and decided to scare me with.
    Nice entry. ^

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    My biggest fear? Betrayal. I don't make many friends, but the ones I do make are a core part of who I am and how I act. They influence me in major ways (one of them got me into lifting several years ago, for example). I trust them unreservedly, because to me they have earned that trust; I'd do almost anything for them, and I know they would do the same. But what if they didn't? What if one of my closest relations abandoned me, or sacrificed my interests for their own self-gain? It's something I very rarely even think about, but all it takes is one time - one friend to short-change me, the love of my life to be unfaithful, my family turning their back on me.... and I'd never be able to trust them %100 again, no matter how hard I tried. And without trust, there can't be true brotherhood.

    Sorry it's kinda dark for the situation, but it's the first thing that came up lol. I'd provide a story to go along with it but I don't want to bum anyone out haha.

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    Biggest Fear: Lightning
    Why: First of all, you can't tell when it's going to hit, where it's going to hit, or how close it'll hit. Second, I didn't always respect lightning, until my friend was out on a boat with his family, and they stopped at an island just as a thunderstorm was coming overhead. Long story short, his Mom, brother, and dog all got hit, the only one to make it was his little bro who still suffers from severe brain damage. That was the kindergarten edition of the story, minimum damage details. If you don't respect lightning, I invite you to go to Florida for a summer thunderstorm



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    Nice stuff! Solid entries all around!!!

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    Not really in a position to log right now but I'd figure I'll share my fear an story.

    The thing I fear the most is flying? No matter how much booze and drugs I take my anxiety still over powers it. The first time I flew I was 16 and heading to Jamaica with my friend and his family, this was during winter break and it ha snowed about half a foot the night before and it was still snowing. The delay wasn't that bad but then we had to get the plane de-iced which freaked me out a bit the flight down went without a hitch though, except my nerves lol.

    On the way home though that flight was a little bit worse and the reason I hate flying. All was going well till we got back up to the mid Atlantic region and hit a thunderstorm so the turbulence started and I got scared, then out of nowhere there was a loud bang and the light flickered. No one said anything to us what happened and we figured out the plane was struck by lightening, I was making my piece with god at that point when I don't know what was going on.
    Well we made it home after what seemed like hours of circling the airport and I guess the pilots didn't think they scared us enough so they bounced the plane upon landing.

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    Well my biggest fear would be going back down a black diamond ski run!! I was 15 and full of confidence after a quick learning session of how to ski in the morning and half a day of easy green and blue runs I got the nerve to take on te black diamond run! So I take the lift to the highest black run and get off there. Now I found myself looking down the mountain and for a split second I found myself ask what the heck is wrong with you!! Your crazy!! Turn and go back down to the easy runs and quickly got that thought out of my mind cause I was skiing pro by now lol . Couple of deep breaths and boom I'm off down the mountain , from jump to jump I'm flying off these bumps and humps and getting faster and hit some bigger jumps , starting to get pretty good air now and going even faster and then I see it ! The biggest jump I've seen in my life and I'm all for it! I squat down and get my speed up even faster , I can hear people from the lift yell and scream out go for it !! And whoosh!!!! I'm flying through the air , feels like a good min that I'm in the air to me lol but it prolly lasted a matter if seconds but for some reason my brain is in the clouds still and forget that hey maybe I should bring my ski's up and ready to land but that thought came a lil too late and I dug the tips of them in the snow and launched me face first into the packed snowy mountain and I preceded to do head over feet flips for about 30 yards before I smashed into the base of a jump. I finally come to my senses to see a couple of faces looking down at me in worried scared kinda way untill I said I'm okay and and tried to sit up but couldn't and they helped me and out my hands for there help to stand and very quickly let go and said I can't move my leg so I rolled my big baggy pants to reviled a twisted looking knee and lower leg. So the outcome was two cracked ribs along with bruising and a shattered left leg ! I have never back to a skiing place since.


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    Good stuff.

    I really appreciate the time & effort that everyone is displaying here.
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    I see we had a pretty relaxed Sunday huh?
    Well let's get this going again!
    The images posted have been legit...



    I want to get the winners picked by Halloween.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronJP1 View Post
    I see we had a pretty relaxed Sunday huh?
    Well let's get this going again!
    The images posted have been legit...



    I want to get the winners picked by Halloween.
    Do it! I want these out this week!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grambo View Post

    Do it! I want these out this week!
    Well... we'll wrap it up in a day or two!
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    Until this last Summer, there weren't many things I had been afraid of. I generally took life as it was and accepted all things that I had experienced. Clowns, haunted houses, monsters, scary movies, etc never really scared me. Instead, I got enjoyment out of those things. In fact, I was more scared of taking 2 scoops of a preworkout and having my heart explode in my chest. However, this last Summer revealed something that will now haunt me forever. A lot of people are scared of spiders. Not me. Nope. Until...... God mated a spider and cricket. Yup. Spider Crickets. They are exactly what they sound like. They're huge, fast, ugly, and most of all they love to have sex with other spider crickets and make hundreds of baby spider crickets inside of your home. And at night they like to sit on your bed and sit in the most frightening spot just as you get up for a 3am piss. Don't expect to catch one though. They have the speed of a Dodge Charger and the moves of D-Wade. And on that great day when you do kill one and celebrate your victory, you immediately find out that although the spider cricket covenant lost a brave kitchen soldier, there are five more hatching in your bathroom cupboard. It's a constant war that you will lose. If you do come in contact with one of these creatures from hell, I have a few tips: 1. Buy mini condoms for the spider crickets to use to prevent reproduction. 2. Buy an airsoft gun. 3. Don't bring the girlfriend over. 4. Pray. I will leave it at that. Name:  sc2.jpg
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    Morning bump! Get em in fellas
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danb2285 View Post
    Morning bump! Get em in fellas
    Thx DB.
    I'll think I'm going to wrap this up in the next 12-24 hours, so this is last call.

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    Deathly Fear? Snakes! When I was in Jr. High we took a trip to a museum that had a huge snake terarium in it. It had HUGE boas and pythons. As I was walking by with a group of friends one of them thought it would be funny to push me up against the glass. When he did my hands hit the glass startling one of the boa constrictors, probably the biggest one in the there. It's instant reaction was to try and bite what ever startled it. So when it tried to attack, it's mouth hit the glass wide open right in front of my face! It didn't scare the crap out of me, it literally almost scared me to death. Our chaperone had to call an ambulance and the local fire dept. because I was having a heart attack. I am the only person I know younger than 35 to have a heart attack, and to this day I still can't look at pictures of snakes, look at them on TV, and I pay my step-son a $1 for every snake he kills around our house.

    My wife picked out the picture below by the way since if I tried to pick one out i would have nightmares for a week:

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    About this time last year I was in New Orleans- mostly french quarter area. The thing I was most afraid of was= meeting a girl and then later finding out she is really a man. New Orleans is full of she-males. So you never know what you are getting into.

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    Hey Aaron,
    Will the winners be able to throw in some Recycle from Purus in the log as well? Elevated test and controlled E for the win! Reason being, I have a couple buddies that are gyno prone and are worried about anything that involves increasing test now, I think it would be great to show people you can get all and more bang for your buck with no worries and no sides.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fizzgig View Post
    Hey Aaron,
    Will the winners be able to throw in some Recycle from Purus in the log as well? Elevated test and controlled E for the win! Reason being, I have a couple buddies that are gyno prone and are worried about anything that involves increasing test now, I think it would be great to show people you can get all and more bang for your buck with no worries and no sides.
    Hey Fizz, yes the people can log the Recycle but in regards to us giving it away that isn't in the plan as of right now, & most people shouldn't have an issue with a thirty day run either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronJP1 View Post
    Hey Fizz, yes the people can log the Recycle but in regards to us giving it away that isn't in the plan as of right now, & most people shouldn't have an issue with a thirty day run either.
    Thanks, and no wasn't alluding to it being a freeby, I know it works and think it would compliment the D-pol elegantly
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    Quote Originally Posted by fizzgig View Post

    Thanks, and no wasn't alluding to it being a freeby, I know it works and think it would compliment the D-pol elegantly
    No problem man.
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    shoot me a pm with full name & shipping info before Halloween.

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    Definitely interested in this logging opportunity. Multiple logs under my belt and all that. Plus I'm shredded at this point so the pumps will be extra sickening haha.

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    So this one goat wasn't doing so well. It had already had 2 babies but for some reason it was acting unusual. After a period of time of at least a few days but I think was closer to over a week we realized that there was another unbirthed goat that Had DIED and was STUCK INSIDE THIS GOAT. FOR DAYS.

    So... here I am 14 years old watching my Mom fist this goat so that she can pull out this disgusting carcass. Unfortunately this goat was in a very awkward position and I guess the mother goat wasn't into hardcore BDSM because she didn't like being fisted while she was strapped to a wall.

    So I'm pinning this goat to the wall while my mom has pulled half a dead baby out her *****. But it gets stuck. So what do we do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexalltheway View Post
    Definitely interested in this logging opportunity. Multiple logs under my belt and all that. Plus I'm shredded at this point so the pumps will be extra sickening haha.

    Fear: Severely genetically deformed animals or really ****ed up stuff relating to animals. (IE frog with 13 legs, goat with an extra leg coming out of its back)

    Story time....

    Okay so from 4th-9th grade I lived with my Mom. She has 21 acres and a lot of animals but mainly goats. Living there we had to do a lot of chores and goat chasing to give shots or medicine and whatnot. Anyways it was goat baby season and all the female goats were birthing little babies, usually 1-3. Cute right?

    So this one goat wasn't doing so well. It had already had 2 babies but for some reason it was acting unusual. After a period of time of at least a few days but I think was closer to over a week we realized that there was another unbirthed goat that Had DIED and was STUCK INSIDE THIS GOAT. FOR DAYS.

    So... here I am 14 years old watching my Mom fist this goat so that she can pull out this disgusting carcass. Unfortunately this goat was in a very awkward position and I guess the mother goat wasn't into hardcore BDSM because she didn't like being fisted while she was strapped to a wall.

    So I'm pinning this goat to the wall while my mom has pulled half a dead baby out her *****. But it gets stuck. So what do we do?

    We tie a rubber resistance band type thing around the dead baby goat legs and have ME play tug of war with a goat hanging out of another goat (2 on 1 no fair).

    As if I wasn't disgusted enough by this point things started to pop and tear. This goat was hanging on for dear life (lol).

    Eventually we got this bitch out and the mother survived. Now the part I don't understand is why my Mom decided to put this purple ****ed up dead baby goat inside a 5 gallon bucket and put it next to the trash.

    Know who found that **** 3 months later and thought "Hmmm whats in this bucket I wonder?"

    Yep.

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    oh fer sure. Need to stay on top of these better.
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    Gotten Fizz & Ant's info...
    Waiting on one more.
    Someone better shoot him a pm to let him know he won.
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    Is this still a go or no?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AntM1564 View Post
    Is this still a go or no?
    Definitely should still be a go. Probably just a little busy at HQ right now. I'd look for your package within the next couple days. Maybe @Grambo@ can confirm this?
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    We're boxed up and should have gone out. Anyone get theirs yet? I'd be on the lookout. May have just been shipped a day it 2 later if we had large inventory going out. Keep me posted.
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    I'm pissed I missed this promo! Need to keep my eyeout. Love your products.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grambo View Post
    We're boxed up and should have gone out. Anyone get theirs yet? I'd be on the lookout. May have just been shipped a day it 2 later if we had large inventory going out. Keep me posted.
    Just got mine today, "pumped" to start my run and log at 4:30 a.m. tomorrow morning. Thank you Grambo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainman33 View Post

    Just got mine today, "pumped" to start my run and log at 4:30 a.m. tomorrow morning. Thank you Grambo!
    Congrats dude! Wish my mail wasnt so slow :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainman33 View Post

    Just got mine today, "pumped" to start my run and log at 4:30 a.m. tomorrow morning. Thank you Grambo!
    Awesome make sure to link your log here so we can follow! Enjoy the stack brother
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    Good to hear! Looking forward to the logs. This is my staple stack.
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    Oh man. I'll be on the lookout for it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AntM1564 View Post
    Is this still a go or no?
    Really? Purus doesn't roll like that.
    I'm thinking you all should have before the weekend is over.
    Link your logs here too.
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