SNS Welcomes Back GeekPoop to the Team!

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Welcome back GeekPoop, a returning SNS rep, good to have you back buddy.

​In honor of @GeekPoop returning, SNS wants to give away one bottle of Glycophase!




Rules:
1. Continental US address.
2. 18yrs and older.
3. Provides a review with several updates throughout the bottle.

The funniest poop joke (semi-clean jokes...) wins!

Winner announced this Monday 9/23.
 
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NomZ delivers!
 
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Welcome back to the team Geekpoop
 
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Welcome my friend!
 
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A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ... In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself".

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife. At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?". The man answered, "Not that well ... when I fired the pistol my wife **** on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"
 
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In for this!

nothing like a little political jabbing

[video=youtube;Vgqly41TJ4Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgqly41TJ4Y[/video]
 
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You are such a turd, that when you go to the beach cats come out of nowhere and try to bury you!
 
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Thanks fellas :) and I have no idea where the bathroom is

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yes...that really is geekpoop in that picture. when he got it taken the photographer said 'say cheese', well geekpoop thought he said cut the cheese and tried to fart...instead of farting he pooped, the photogpraper said geez you geek why did you poop....well to make a long story short, the legend of geekpoop had begun!!!!


welcome back, my friend...been a long time!!!
 
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Welcome back

What's the true definition of bravery?
Chancing a fart when you know you have diarrhea.
 
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Have you heard about that new movie Constipation?
It hasn't come out yet.
 
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...

He scares the POOP out of it.

:D
 
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Welcome back guy!! Just got 2 bottles of this stuff myself.
 
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Keep em coming, booneman has provided me the most lulz.
 
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What does someone do when they wander to the public hotel bathroom to take a poop (as a courtesy to the group they're sharing a room with) and all of the stalls are taken... For 15 minutes? You use the women's bathroom. Cleaner, more stalls, and all to yourself. Which is where this message is coming from. Best choice this weekend
 
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to poop...or not to poop...that is the question.



this thread is starting to smell bad!!!!
 
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One last entry for selection day:


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Makes me think of thanksgiving haha
 
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booneman77, send me your address!
 
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Woohoo thanks guys! PM Sent. Can't wait to get this rolling.
 
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Got my glycophase today! Will start next week ad post up a review as I go
 
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Got my glycophase today! Will start next week ad post up a review as I go
Damn that was fast!

Let us know when you post a review please.
 
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I know I couldn't believe it! i'll link it here.

Damn that was fast!

Let us know when you post a review please.
 

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