IronFlex supps ALPHA 90- who wants it?

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Hey AMer's, we want to kick of the pre sale of our new M1A prohormone. If you followed any of the numerous logs we ran for our other designers you can see we have quality raws! Ironflex's M1A is a 90 cap bottle with 20mg active ingredient per cap! Best bang for the buck out right now!

Heres a brief summary of M1A

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Alpha 90 is one of the strongest pro-hormones/anabolic designer steroids on the over the counter market today, therefore cycles are typically very short with three weeks being the recommended and most common cycle length. It’s known to have some conversion to M1T (Methyl-1-Testosterone) as M1A/Alpha One is a precursor to M1T, however legit information regarding the rate of conversion is unknown but most educated estimates are in the 15-20% range. With that said, Alpha 90 is an already active steroid therefore regardless of conversion to M1T it’s plenty sufficient on it’s own without factoring in conversion.
Alpha 90 is certainly NOT for first time pro-hormone and steroid users, it is recommended that users have at least 2 successful cycles under their belt before considering Alpha One.

Down to the nitty gritty, and what everyone really cares about.. the qualifications.

1)have a minimum of 1000 posts
2)have before and afters
3)update ATLEAST 3-4 times a week
4)tell the best joke you have and make me laugh :D
5)why should we pick you?

were going to choose three members to log our m1a. i need to know what your currently using (anything hormonal) staples don't matter. Also, the presale has kicked off, so you can go to Alpha-90 and pick up a bottle as well! Unfortunately the "AM20" is disabled for the product since our price is already rock bottom!

start persuading me :)
 
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This is exactly what I need!! App will be up soon! Gonna try & think of a good joke too.
 
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Here goes nothing!!

1)have a minimum of 1000 posts - As you can see, I meet this requirement. Either I have no life, or I've just been a member for that long.. A little of both.

2)have before and afters - I'm a picture whore! All of my previous logs prove that. I think I take more pics of myself than I do of my babies! WTF??!!

3)update ATLEAST 3-4 times a week - I can update more than this if needed, I can also post on other forums.. SShhh, don't tell anyone else I'm on other forums..

4)tell the best joke you have and make me laugh - OK, this isn't necessarily a joke, but one of the funniest meme's that I've ever seen. Every time I see it, I literally laugh out loud.
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5)why should we pick you? - Why?? Because I'm 41 years old & can use the extra kick in the ass!! I have only one hobby, and that's the gym. I haven't done a good hormonal in quite a while. I tried a SD clone a while back, but it was complete bunk. I've done the original SD, S1+, Epi, X-Mass (tren clone), Methoxy TRN/TST, and Ostarine. I already have all the required support and PCT supplements/SERM needed to give this a go ASAP!! I would give this run the utmost attention and use it as a bulker. I would use this to pack on strength and mass in the gym and spread the word of Alpha-90 all around the Baton Rouge area!!

PICK ME!!!
 
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Knock knock?

Who's there?

Glory hole.

Glory hole who?

You're not supposed to know.
 
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Not an app, just a joke I heard recently that cracked me up!
 
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Here goes nothing!!

1)have a minimum of 1000 posts - As you can see, I meet this requirement. Either I have no life, or I've just been a member for that long.. A little of both.

2)have before and afters - I'm a picture whore! All of my previous logs prove that. I think I take more pics of myself than I do of my babies! WTF??!!

3)update ATLEAST 3-4 times a week - I can update more than this if needed, I can also post on other forums.. SShhh, don't tell anyone else I'm on other forums..

4)tell the best joke you have and make me laugh - OK, this isn't necessarily a joke, but one of the funniest meme's that I've ever seen. Every time I see it, I literally laugh out loud.
<img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=85380"/>

5)why should we pick you? - Why?? Because I'm 41 years old & can use the extra kick in the ass!! I have only one hobby, and that's the gym. I haven't done a good hormonal in quite a while. I tried a SD clone a while back, but it was complete bunk. I've done the original SD, S1+, Epi, X-Mass (tren clone), Methoxy TRN/TST, and Ostarine. I already have all the required support and PCT supplements/SERM needed to give this a go ASAP!! I would give this run the utmost attention and use it as a bulker. I would use this to pack on strength and mass in the gym and spread the word of Alpha-90 all around the Baton Rouge area!!

PICK ME!!!
Very good app! That meme cracked me up lol
Knock knock?

Who's there?

Glory hole.

Glory hole who?

You're not supposed to know.
Lol!
 
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Friday night bump :p
 
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Looks like a solid product. I will look into this when the time is right.
Def going to check out the logs
 
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Looks like a solid product. I will look into this when the time is right.
Def going to check out the logs
It's going to be a monster for sure!
 
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Any idea on how severe and what type of sides to expect.
 
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Lets go guys get the apps in and make us laugh!!!
 
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Here goes nothing!!

1)have a minimum of 1000 posts - As you can see, I meet this requirement. Either I have no life, or I've just been a member for that long.. A little of both.

2)have before and afters - I'm a picture whore! All of my previous logs prove that. I think I take more pics of myself than I do of my babies! WTF??!!

3)update ATLEAST 3-4 times a week - I can update more than this if needed, I can also post on other forums.. SShhh, don't tell anyone else I'm on other forums..

4)tell the best joke you have and make me laugh - OK, this isn't necessarily a joke, but one of the funniest meme's that I've ever seen. Every time I see it, I literally laugh out loud.
<img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=85380"/>

5)why should we pick you? - Why?? Because I'm 41 years old & can use the extra kick in the ass!! I have only one hobby, and that's the gym. I haven't done a good hormonal in quite a while. I tried a SD clone a while back, but it was complete bunk. I've done the original SD, S1+, Epi, X-Mass (tren clone), Methoxy TRN/TST, and Ostarine. I already have all the required support and PCT supplements/SERM needed to give this a go ASAP!! I would give this run the utmost attention and use it as a bulker. I would use this to pack on strength and mass in the gym and spread the word of Alpha-90 all around the Baton Rouge area!!

PICK ME!!!
Awesome app!!!
 
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Any idea on how severe and what type of sides to expect.
Depends. If you have BP, prostate and liver support you can mitigate most of the sides. Lethargy is going to be the one side to beat, ideally I'd like to see the loggers use a "test" base to keep the lethargy at bay. Not actually test unless your one TRT..
 
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Depends. If you have BP, prostate and liver support you can mitigate most of the sides. Lethargy is going to be the one side to beat, ideally I'd like to see the loggers use a "test" base to keep the lethargy at bay. Not actually test unless your one TRT..
Your correct cycle support will be very important.. If any one has questions about it hit myself or Tyga up.. I personally would stack this with our stanozane ;)
 
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Your correct cycle support will be very important.. If any one has questions about it hit myself or Tyga up.. I personally would stack this with our stanozane ;)
Stano would be an excellent option!
 
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Man I wish I could but I just started creatine, don't wanna take TWO steroids at once
If you did that you'll need ATLEAST milk thistle and vitamin c for PCT.
 
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Awesome promo. Really like.that this is 90 count. Hmmmmmm
 
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Dont forget the deer antler velvet so you can get swole Lol
I've actually had people ask me if I think they should buy it. I just tell them, "sure, if you wanna get huge!!" What a joke.
 
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Hmmm...
 
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When y'all plan on picking names?
 
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When y'all plan on picking names?
Next Friday. Want to give this some time, I started the promo right before the weekend lol which is poor timing since the forums are dead on weekends!
 
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Next Friday. Want to give this some time, I started the promo right before the weekend lol which is poor timing since the forums are dead on weekends!
I'm at work right now. Forum is only thing keeping me awake!
 
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Lol, same here!!
Alright then I'll tell you a joke. The only one that came to me (besides the Whale Joke which is much better performed in person, while drunk, to a crowd of other people, hopefully drunk, on a moving metro bus whose driver was kind enough to let you use the overhead announcement system to tell it to the entire bus, which was also simulcast on the outer speakers to traffic, in downtown Indianapolis, on my way back to my parking spot from the 500. LOL. Yes, it happened.)

This joke isn't even dirty, racist, or containing cuss words... so what makes it so funny is beyond me. I laughed my ass off.

A guy walks into a bar at 2pm on a Sunday afternoon. The only other person in the bar besides himself was the bartender. The bartender walks as this gentleman walks in with a brown paper bag and sits down at the bar. The man takes the brown paper bag, open it up, and pull out a tiny little black bench. He reaches in again and pulls out a tiny little piano. And then, much to the bartender's surprise, the man pulls out a tiny little MAN! The little man then sits down on the little bench, and begins to play the tiny little piano. The bartender, bewildered, walks over to the man.

"How in the hell did you get that little man to play!?!" the bartender asked.

The strange man, with his tiny little friend wailing away at the piano, then pulls a shiny lamp out of his pocket and throws it to the bartender.

"Rub this," he says, "and you'll see."

The bartender rubs the lamp vigorously and out pops a genie. The genie looks at the bartender and says "I'll grant you one wish!"

The bartender thinks it over... "I WANT A MILLION BUCKS!"

"Your wish is my command" the genie responds, before turning into a cloud of smoke and returning to the lamp.

For a few seconds nothing happens. And then a mallard duck walks through the door. And then another. And another. And another. Suddenly hundreds of ducks are piling into the bar from all over. The bartendre quickly runs over to the front door and peers out the window and sees THOUSANDS and ducks waddling their way towards the bar. He runs back over to the man with his little friend playing the piano.

"What the hell! I said I want a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

The man looks up at him and responds...

"No ****! You think I really wanted a 9 inch pianist?"

:D
 
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This is a great opportunity guys!
 
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It certainly is!! Let's close it down & start logging!! Lol.
 
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Just to tell a joke....

Rancher buys a breeding bull. Has it for two years and the bull won't breed. So he goes to the vet to ask his opinion. The vet asks him if he's tried doing one thing to get the bull to breed. "Yep". "Well have you tried this........." "Yep" and so on. Every idea the vet has, the rancher has tried. Finally the vet says "There is one more thing you can try. It's pretty gross but it'll work" Rancher says he'll try it. The next day the rancher puts a rubber glove on and starts rubbing a heffer's spot. Once she gets all wet he wipes it on the bull's nose. Bull goes nuts and starts breeding every cow on the ranch. That night the rancher trys the same thing with his wife while she is sleeping. He gets her all wet and rubs it on his nose. Sure nuff, biggest, hardest wood he's had in 40 years! He gets all excited, turns on the light and wakes up his wife. She groggily rolls over and he says "Honey, honey LOOK!!" She rolls back over and says "You woke me up to show me you had a bloody nose?"
 
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Just to tell a joke....

Rancher buys a breeding bull. Has it for two years and the bull won't breed. So he goes to the vet to ask his opinion. The vet asks him if he's tried doing one thing to get the bull to breed. "Yep". "Well have you tried this........." "Yep" and so on. Every idea the vet has, the rancher has tried. Finally the vet says "There is one more thing you can try. It's pretty gross but it'll work" Rancher says he'll try it. The next day the rancher puts a rubber glove on and starts rubbing a heffer's spot. Once she gets all wet he wipes it on the bull's nose. Bull goes nuts and starts breeding every cow on the ranch. That night the rancher trys the same thing with his wife while she is sleeping. He gets her all wet and rubs it on his nose. Sure nuff, biggest, hardest wood he's had in 40 years! He gets all excited, turns on the light and wakes up his wife. She groggily rolls over and he says "Honey, honey LOOK!!" She rolls back over and says "You woke me up to show me you had a bloody nose?"
Haha!

Disgusting but hilarious
 
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Apparently my joke has failed.
 

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