IronFlex supps ALPHA 90- who wants it?

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by NADDANME View Post

    Dont forget the deer antler velvet so you can get swole Lol
    I've actually had people ask me if I think they should buy it. I just tell them, "sure, if you wanna get huge!!" What a joke.
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  2. Hmmm...
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by DJBeanPole View Post
    Hmmm...
    Come on you got jokes make us laugh!!

  4. Quote Originally Posted by DJBeanPole View Post
    Hmmm...
    Throwin an app in dj?
    Psalms 62:1-62:2

  5. Quote Originally Posted by tyga tyga View Post
    Throwin an app in dj?
    Nah I've never run anything so I don't think this is for me. Looks good though
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  6. When y'all plan on picking names?
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  7. Quote Originally Posted by enhanced View Post
    When y'all plan on picking names?
    Next Friday. Want to give this some time, I started the promo right before the weekend lol which is poor timing since the forums are dead on weekends!
    Psalms 62:1-62:2

  8. Quote Originally Posted by tyga tyga View Post
    Next Friday. Want to give this some time, I started the promo right before the weekend lol which is poor timing since the forums are dead on weekends!
    I'm at work right now. Forum is only thing keeping me awake!
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  9. Lol, same here!!
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  10. Quote Originally Posted by enhanced View Post
    Lol, same here!!
    Alright then I'll tell you a joke. The only one that came to me (besides the Whale Joke which is much better performed in person, while drunk, to a crowd of other people, hopefully drunk, on a moving metro bus whose driver was kind enough to let you use the overhead announcement system to tell it to the entire bus, which was also simulcast on the outer speakers to traffic, in downtown Indianapolis, on my way back to my parking spot from the 500. LOL. Yes, it happened.)

    This joke isn't even dirty, racist, or containing cuss words... so what makes it so funny is beyond me. I laughed my ass off.

    A guy walks into a bar at 2pm on a Sunday afternoon. The only other person in the bar besides himself was the bartender. The bartender walks as this gentleman walks in with a brown paper bag and sits down at the bar. The man takes the brown paper bag, open it up, and pull out a tiny little black bench. He reaches in again and pulls out a tiny little piano. And then, much to the bartender's surprise, the man pulls out a tiny little MAN! The little man then sits down on the little bench, and begins to play the tiny little piano. The bartender, bewildered, walks over to the man.

    "How in the hell did you get that little man to play!?!" the bartender asked.

    The strange man, with his tiny little friend wailing away at the piano, then pulls a shiny lamp out of his pocket and throws it to the bartender.

    "Rub this," he says, "and you'll see."

    The bartender rubs the lamp vigorously and out pops a genie. The genie looks at the bartender and says "I'll grant you one wish!"

    The bartender thinks it over... "I WANT A MILLION BUCKS!"

    "Your wish is my command" the genie responds, before turning into a cloud of smoke and returning to the lamp.

    For a few seconds nothing happens. And then a mallard duck walks through the door. And then another. And another. And another. Suddenly hundreds of ducks are piling into the bar from all over. The bartendre quickly runs over to the front door and peers out the window and sees THOUSANDS and ducks waddling their way towards the bar. He runs back over to the man with his little friend playing the piano.

    "What the hell! I said I want a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

    The man looks up at him and responds...

    "No ****! You think I really wanted a 9 inch pianist?"

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  11. That funny as hell!!! Lol

  12. Quote Originally Posted by jimbuick View Post
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    Hah!
    Psalms 62:1-62:2

  13. Bump for apps.. Lets get your swollen on!!!

  14. Evening bump!!

  15. This is a great opportunity guys!
    Psalms 62:1-62:2

  16. It certainly is!! Let's close it down & start logging!! Lol.
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  17. Just to tell a joke....

    Rancher buys a breeding bull. Has it for two years and the bull won't breed. So he goes to the vet to ask his opinion. The vet asks him if he's tried doing one thing to get the bull to breed. "Yep". "Well have you tried this........." "Yep" and so on. Every idea the vet has, the rancher has tried. Finally the vet says "There is one more thing you can try. It's pretty gross but it'll work" Rancher says he'll try it. The next day the rancher puts a rubber glove on and starts rubbing a heffer's spot. Once she gets all wet he wipes it on the bull's nose. Bull goes nuts and starts breeding every cow on the ranch. That night the rancher trys the same thing with his wife while she is sleeping. He gets her all wet and rubs it on his nose. Sure nuff, biggest, hardest wood he's had in 40 years! He gets all excited, turns on the light and wakes up his wife. She groggily rolls over and he says "Honey, honey LOOK!!" She rolls back over and says "You woke me up to show me you had a bloody nose?"
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  18. Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd View Post
    Just to tell a joke....

    Rancher buys a breeding bull. Has it for two years and the bull won't breed. So he goes to the vet to ask his opinion. The vet asks him if he's tried doing one thing to get the bull to breed. "Yep". "Well have you tried this........." "Yep" and so on. Every idea the vet has, the rancher has tried. Finally the vet says "There is one more thing you can try. It's pretty gross but it'll work" Rancher says he'll try it. The next day the rancher puts a rubber glove on and starts rubbing a heffer's spot. Once she gets all wet he wipes it on the bull's nose. Bull goes nuts and starts breeding every cow on the ranch. That night the rancher trys the same thing with his wife while she is sleeping. He gets her all wet and rubs it on his nose. Sure nuff, biggest, hardest wood he's had in 40 years! He gets all excited, turns on the light and wakes up his wife. She groggily rolls over and he says "Honey, honey LOOK!!" She rolls back over and says "You woke me up to show me you had a bloody nose?"
    Haha!

    Disgusting but hilarious
    Psalms 62:1-62:2

  19. Apparently my joke has failed.
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  20. Quote Originally Posted by tyga tyga View Post
    This is a great opportunity guys!
    I'd like to give it a go but not a good time right now for me.
    Jeremiah 29:11-14

  21. Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd View Post

    I'd like to give it a go but not a good time right now for me.
    It's always a good time to get swollen

  22. Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd View Post

    I'd like to give it a go but not a good time right now for me.
    Your joke killed! Are you in the middle of a cycle now?
    Psalms 62:1-62:2

  23. Quote Originally Posted by tyga tyga View Post
    Your joke killed! Are you in the middle of a cycle now?
    Just finished PCT two weeks ago. I don't like to piggyback cycles.
    Jeremiah 29:11-14
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