Mesomorph is quickly becoming everyones favorite pre-workout and here is a chance to win a free tub
Make some sort of witty story, song, rhyme or anything funny you can think of. But you have to use the words Mesomorph/ Testalensis/ Nitrozine/ Plasmagen Nitrate/ Phenadrine/ Yellow Thunder and Phenibut at some point in the story
I will pick the best one in a few days and the winner of course gets a free tub of Mesomorph and can pick any flavor you desire :yup:
Rules :drillsergeant:
* 18+ years :study:
* No Nudity :boobies: :moon:
* If it's inappropriate it will be taken down p:
* U.S and Canada Only :usa2: [CAN] lol
what up, my name is phil, i love this mesomorph
i highly recommended it, even over torque
1 scoop of this, with a some yellow thunder and im pumped
im goin crazy in the gym, now i stutter like forest gump
forget about red bull, just use some nitrozine
APS is a better company, they give u bigger wings
when i hit that gym hard, i use plasmagen nitrate
i run through the gyms doors, like a horse out the gate
all the other brands make u feel like a prince or queen
just try some phenadrine, call me lebron, im the king.
speaking of APS, you should so try some Testalensis
whoever is the owner of this brand, to me, is a genius
i lay my head down at night then i prop up my feet
think about all these supplements gets me tired, i want all to keep
i take a listen downstairs, i dont even here a peep
i lay down my head, take some phenibut to sleep
as i am asleep, i dream as my GH levels rise,
if these supplements work so well, all the others must me lies!
what up, my name is phil, i love this mesomorph
i highly recommended it, even over torque
1 scoop of this, with a some yellow thunder and im pumped
im goin crazy in the gym, now i stutter like forest gump
forget about red bull, just use some nitrozine
APS is a better company, they give u bigger wings
when i hit that gym hard, i use plasmagen nitrate
i run through the gyms doors, like a horse out the gate
all the other brands make u feel like a prince or queen
just try some phenadrine, call me lebron, im the king.
speaking of APS, you should so try some Testalensis
whoever is the owner of this brand, to me, is a genius
i lay my head down at night then i prop up my feet
think about all these supplements gets me tired, i want all to keep
i take a listen downstairs, i dont even here a peep
i lay down my head, take some phenibut to sleep
as i am asleep, i dream as my GH levels rise,
if these supplements work so well, all the others must me lies!
Texaslifter89 always makes fun of me cause i can "flow" but i gotta b in the mood. this took like 10 min. if somebody beats me, ill jam to a song and get in the mode. I WANT THIS PRODUCT lol
Texaslifter89 always makes fun of me cause i can "flow" but i gotta b in the mood. this took like 10 min. if somebody beats me, ill jam to a song and get in the mode. I WANT THIS PRODUCT lol
I'm the new Weird Al, so I'll light this thing up. If you want some proof, hop on over to the CL Motiv8 II thread and see my entry that won us Week 1's song contest
I, too, really, really, really want to try the new Mesomorph!!! lol
what up, my name is phil, i love this mesomorph
i highly recommended it, even over torque
1 scoop of this, with a some yellow thunder and im pumped
im goin crazy in the gym, now i stutter like forest gump
forget about red bull, just use some nitrozine
APS is a better company, they give u bigger wings
when i hit that gym hard, i use plasmagen nitrate
i run through the gyms doors, like a horse out the gate
all the other brands make u feel like a prince or queen
just try some phenadrine, call me lebron, im the king.
speaking of APS, you should so try some Testalensis
whoever is the owner of this brand, to me, is a genius
i lay my head down at night then i prop up my feet
think about all these supplements gets me tired, i want all to keep
i take a listen downstairs, i dont even here a peep
i lay down my head, take some phenibut to sleep
as i am asleep, i dream as my GH levels rise,
if these supplements work so well, all the others must me lies!
Gonna ignite my inner endomorph
And take a little mesomorph;
Gonna workout all day till the sun comes up
And then chill out with a little phenibut;
I pop a few plasmagen nitrate
And watch my blood vessels dilate;
When I want a little test nothing beats Testalensis
Because it works better than Prolensis;
Nothing delivers pumps like nitrozine
Because it’s powered by Glycotine;
Phendarine gives me that intensity
For a few more reps and some density;
The fat incinerates with Yellow Thunder
Which makes the girls stop and wonder!
In the land of Testalensis there was a young warrior who went by the name of Yellow Thunder. When asked why he was called that, he'd tell them because he had a supersize Phenibut. His real claim to fame however was when he battled the stone golems of Phenadrine. He and Lord Mesomorph lead their band of only 20 men through the swamps of Nitrozene to flank the golems. During the battle at one point they thought he was running away (hence the Yellow) but instead he was climbing to reach the portion of the cliff face that held some loose boulders to push them over and drop them on the wizard who was animating the golems (hence the Thunder, as the sound of the boulders). He was awarded the Star of the Plasmagen Nitrate, the highest honor in the realm and was afterwards known as Yellow Thunder.
I'm the new Weird Al, so I'll light this thing up. If you want some proof, hop on over to the CL Motiv8 II thread and see my entry that won us Week 1's song contest
I, too, really, really, really want to try the new Mesomorph!!! lol
All right, so I'm only posting this now because I had to travel out of town for work today and I'm not sure if I'll have a chance to record this before the deadline or not. If I can, I'll be throwing this together real quick at home.
This is a "parody" (term used loosely, here) to Nelly's "Just a Dream"
Uh, Uh, Uh
I was thinkin bout health, thinkin bout me
Thinkin bout lifts, what they gon be
Did some research, yeah, it was Oxi-Mega Greens
So I hopped online, typed in the site
Hello A-M, dig that price
I click confirm, yeah, shipping Oxi-Mega Greens
I was at the top and now it’s like I’m at a pla-teau
Watchin numbers drop and feel my drive fallin real low
I swear now I can’t take it, knowin I won’t P-R on deadlifts
And with my strength so down, I can barely bench
You’re gonna see me frown, biceps shrank an inch
And now I can barely do a curl
Holdin twenty-fives lookin like a little girl
My legs won’t be sticks, I’m changing my lifts
I’m tired of these tricks
But C-L has the perfect fix
I was thinkin bout health, thinkin bout me
Thinkin bout lifts, what they gon be
Did some research, yeah, it was Oxi-Mega Greens
So I hopped online, typed in the site
Hello A-M, dig that price
I click confirm, yeah, shipping Oxi-Mega Greens
I throw a scoop into that shaker, take a shot now every day
Vitamins and nutrients that taste too good to say
And I just feel like I could put the whole world up on myyyy back
More and more I’m placin’, on the squat rack
Watchin all my lifts go up, I guess now I turned my swag on
Lookin in the mirror like my names Ray comma Shawn
Hey, the weights so easy to put up
But wait, 3 plates on bench isn’t enough
I’m reppin numbers on the leg press that are sick
I got some tree trunks, say goodbye to little sticks
But I made the decision that I wanted to get ripped
‘Cause C-L’s the ish
I was thinkin bout health, thinkin bout me
Thinkin bout lifts, what they gon be
Did some research, yeah, it was Oxi-Mega Greens
So I hopped online, typed in the site
Hello A-M, dig that price
I click confirm, yeah, shipping Oxi-Mega Greens
If you take Oxi-Mega put your hands up
If you take Oxi-Mega put your hands up
And now you’re strong and you’re wishing you could bench press everything
Said if you take Oxi-Mega put your hands up
If you take Oxi-mega put your hands up
Now you’re strong and you’re wishing you could bench press everything
I was thinkin bout health, thinkin bout me
Thinkin bout lifts, what they gon be
Did some research, yeah, it was Oxi-Mega Greens
So I hopped online, typed in the site
Hello A-M, dig that price
I click confirm, yeah, shipping Oxi-Mega Greens
I was thinkin bout health, thinkin bout me
Thinkin bout lifts, what they gon be
Did some research, yeah, it was Oxi-Mega Greens
So I hopped online, typed in the site
Hello A-M, dig that price
I click confirm, yeah, shipping Oxi-Mega Greens
I'm not gonna be able to do any better than my first one. However, it is 100% original! I should also get bonus points for the Prolensis rhyme.....haha
there once was a man named jim
he got high of of phenadrine
and when he was high he would always wonder
if he peed on a cloud would it make yellow thunder
and while he was taking a piss
a goat bit his testalensis
he chased him and said "hey thats mine!"
then the goat pooped out nitrizine
so he walked back to his old hut
and sat on his phenibut
and then he got up and ate
for dinner was plasmagen nitrate
and when he was done he got up and went forth
did it again with some mesomorph.
the first one is the best. but cant say i didnt try
I was late picking up my 63” Plasmagen Nitrate TV from Best Buy. They had a special on it and the kind gentleman at the counter told me he would hold it till 8pm tonight. I only had 19 minuets to get there so I hopped in the fastest car I own, a Ferrari Testalensis and hit the gas.
So there I was racing down Phenadrin blvd when I ran into a terrible accident involving a Hostess Twinki truck and a bus load of kids headed to fat camp for the summer. It didn’t look good.
After they rounded up all the fat kids’ scrambling for Twinkies I proceeded to haul ass to the store. Glancing at the clock showing 6 minuets till, I feared I’d never make it in time. Luckily, the guys at NASA pimped my ride with a 150 shot bottle of Nitrozine…I braced myself. Reaching down I hit the Nitrozine button and hit the highway.
Shortly after, I felt a sting on my face, then another. ****! It was raining. I let off the gas and a flash of lighting and the roar of yellow thunder rang out above. I pulled over to the shoulder. Once again, the boys at NASA saved the day. I reached under the dash and hit the button for the retractable roof. It was as if the car mesomorphed into something entirely different.
Safely out of the rain I continued on my journey. A minute later, I pulled in the parking lot and ran towards the door. “Just in time” said the guy holding my new TV. We loaded it onto a cart and wheeled it out the door. Just as the clerk was asking which car was mine, I realized I had made a mistake, the TV will never fit in the front of the Testalesnis. ****!
This whole endeavor has been a real pain the phenibut!
Woke up in the morning feeling the craziness
Straight pumping body flowing must be the Testalensis
Time to head to the gym see who I can frustrate,
While I'm pumping insane weight of my Plasmagen Nitrate
Once a Endomorph now turned Mesomorph
People stop stare begin to think I'm insane
Tell em it's all ok it's just the Phenadrine
Pop some yellow thunder body starts to jump
Sit back let me show how to do a real Man's Pump
Nitrozine sets in I start to lose it
Later I'll settle down with my Phenibut
My body's recovering from the brutal attack
Watch out for the APS MEGA Stack
Woke up in the morning feeling the craziness
Straight pumping body flowing must be the Testalensis
Time to head to the gym see who I can frustrate,
While I'm pumping insane weight of my Plasmagen Nitrate
Once a Endomorph now turned Mesomorph
People stop stare begin to think I'm insane
Tell em it's all ok it's just the Phenadrine
Pop some yellow thunder body starts to jump
Sit back let me show how to do a real Man's Pump
Nitrozine sets in I start to lose it
Later I'll settle down with my Phenibut
My body's recovering from the brutal attack
Watch out for the APS MEGA Stack
I guess I'm a creative contest maker, It took a good deep 5 minutes of thinking to come up with it lol. Wait until everyone sees what I come up with the next promo
this is another quick one i did....my actual song is still in the process.
R1balla says the beast is done, a little competition will be nothing but fun
The ingredients look legit, solid product called mesomorph
I feel like AM is my job, some call me a dork
Eating 12 eggs a day, like I get paid, all I know is my muscles wont fade
You say ur like Al, but I find him a little weird
R1 strikes back, u should def feel some fear
Back to the supps, Testalensis looks pretty crazy,
I wana take this bad, especially when Im feelin lazy
Get your test levels back to when you were a teenage kid
Maybe your hair will grow back, so u don’t have to wear that wig
You don’t know about this product? Maybe you need a tutor,
Cause you’re so bald, I can shine ur head and see into the future.
Maybe one day I can veins like Yao Ming, but then again, all I gotta do is take Nitrozine
All of those companys are all talk, a big bust,
It only comes down to two, APS and APP NUT
So you say u can out bench me? Pshhh, keep dreamin
When I take plasmagen, I turn into a demon
You need to cut, swallow that phenibut. Better yet, take a bit of phenadrine
Maybe you will strike back with a little adrenaline
APS is off the chain, puts other companies to shame,
I bench press with chains, no pain, no gain.
If you cry, go home
I take yellow thunder to the dome
this is another quick one i did....my actual song is still in the process.
R1balla says the beast is done, a little competition will be nothing but fun
The ingredients look legit, solid product called mesomorph
I feel like AM is my job, some call me a dork
Eating 12 eggs a day, like I get paid, all I know is my muscles wont fade
You say ur like Al, but I find him a little weird
R1 strikes back, u should def feel some fear
Back to the supps, Testalensis looks pretty crazy,
I wana take this bad, especially when Im feelin lazy
Get your test levels back to when you were a teenage kid
Maybe your hair will grow back, so u don’t have to wear that wig
You don’t know about this product? Maybe you need a tutor,
Cause you’re so bald, I can shine ur head and see into the future.
Maybe one day I can veins like Yao Ming, but then again, all I gotta do is take Nitrozine
All of those companys are all talk, a big bust,
It only comes down to two, APS and APP NUT
So you say u can out bench me? Pshhh, keep dreamin
When I take plasmagen, I turn into a demon
You need to cut, swallow that phenibut. Better yet, take a bit of phenadrine
Maybe you will strike back with a little adrenaline
APS is off the chain, puts other companies to shame,
I bench press with chains, no pain, no gain.
If you cry, go home
I take yellow thunder to the dome
Little did the dastardly villain Judgement Day know when he stole my Plasmagen Nitrate that he'd picked on the wrong guy. For although my cyber exterior might have you believe I'm an ordinary sort of guy, I am in fact that Yellow Thunder of justice, the Nitrozine crusader for hunger, Mesomorph Man!
Quickly, I charged into a weight room and changed into my Gi. I traveled to Canada in search of Judgement Day and kicked him in the Testalensis when I found him! We fought, and we fought; and we fought. First I had the upper hand, and then he Phenibuted me and gained an advantage. But then I grabbed a nearby White Lighting shard and speared him through the heart. Death by stimulant overdose!!
Chillin in the club with my boy judgment day, when he said look at shorty strut
so my eyes went straight to her pheni-but
I said yo judge i wouldn't mind taking her down under
give her two hits of white lightening and one of my yellow thunder
he said yo that girl will stimmed out of her senses
I said not after she gets one shot of my testalensis
He started laughing, I said judge don't hate
I told em I'd hit that chick so hard, she'd be oozin plasma nitrate
I said J, I practically gotta third leg and it's the size of a dwarf
I'll charge that girl up like a tub of mesomorph
Don't you know I practically be winnin like my boy Charlie Sheen
Take that girl by the hand and make her grip my nitrozine
That's code for she got me hard and I'm about to put her to the test
Cuz that's exactly what I did with all the products from APS
FYI- I tried to use the words "hoes", and my "gat" (truthfully I don't have one and I'm still not sure what it is exactly).
Little did the dastardly villain Judgement Day know when he stole my Plasmagen Nitrate that he'd picked on the wrong guy. For although my cyber exterior might have you believe I'm an ordinary sort of guy, I am in fact that Yellow Thunder of justice, the Nitrozine crusader for hunger, Mesomorph Man!
Quickly, I charged into a weight room and changed into my Gi. I traveled to Canada in search of Judgement Day and kicked him in the Testalensis when I found him! We fought, and we fought; and we fought. First I had the upper hand, and then he Phenibuted me and gained an advantage. But then I grabbed a nearby White Lighting shard and speared him through the heart. Death by stimulant overdose!!
Chillin in the club with my boy judgment day, when he said look at shorty strut
so my eyes went straight to her pheni-but
I said yo judge i wouldn't mind taking her down under
give her two hits of white lightening and one of my yellow thunder
he said yo that girl will stimmed out of her senses
I said not after she gets one shot of my testalensis
He started laughing, I said judge don't hate
I told em I'd hit that chick so hard, she'd be oozin plasma nitrate
I said J, I practically gotta third leg and it's the size of a dwarf
I'll charge that girl up like a tub of mesomorph
Don't you know I practically be winnin like my boy Charlie Sheen
Take that girl by the hand and make her grip my nitrozine
That's code for she got me hard and I'm about to put her to the test
Cuz that's exactly what I did with all the products from APS
FYI- I tried to use the words "hoes", and my "gat" (truthfully I don't have one and I'm still not sure what it is exactly).
This is to the song "Whatever You Like" by T.I. Some of it is funny, some is for the supplements.
Whatever you like
Chorus: Supplements stacked, got my mesomorph on ice. Take a big swig, it tastes real nice
Yeah, u can stack whatever you like, said u can stack whatever u like
Late night lifts, just need a “pick me up”, one scoop of morph and put it in a cup
Yeah, u can stack whatever you like, said u can stack whatever you like…yeaaaaauh
Verse: Anytime u want a pump, just take some nitrozine, so vascular, u aint even gotta be lean
If u want it u can get it right here, nutrplanet.com is the best I swear
Yeah, I want that pump, need that pump, this thread is awesome, that’s why I bumped
I want it, APS got, I need it, you can buy it
U know nutraplanet supply it!
Chorus: Jelly filled donuts off to the side, don’t care about your abs just throw away your pride
(you can stack whatever you like, said you can stack whatever you like…yeaaaah)
Late night stacks just take a big BITE, don’t care about your weight just throw away your LIFE,
(whatever you like, said you can stack whatever you like…yeaaaah)
Verse: Anytime you want to, pick up a McDouble
Get so big that your girl don’t wanna cuddle.
Your mind wants to take a shift, but all u gotta do is hit the gym and lift. Yeah
I want that bread, need that bread, all you people, you got 10 pounds to shed
You want it, I got it, you order, I try it, we tell all our people you supply it
Chorus: Jelly filled donuts off to the side, don’t care about your abs just throw away your pride
(you can stack whatever you like, said you can stack whatever you like…yeaaaah)
Late night stacks just take a big BITE, don’t care about your weight just throw away your LIFE,
(whatever you like, said you can stack whatever you like…yeaaaah)
Verse: If your levels get low, just take testalenis, maybe you’ll get swole and ur girl will give you a kiss….
Just pop a few here and there, get so big that your shirt will soon tear, yeah
I want that pump, need that pump, Plasmagen Nitrate is the best supp
You want it, I use it, looks like im juicing, yeah I get accused for it
Chorus: Supplements stacked, got my mesomorph on ice. Take a big swig, it tastes real nice
Yeah, u can stack whatever you like, said u can stack whatever u like
Late night lifts, just need a “pick me up”, one scoop of morph and put it in a cup
Yeah, u can stack whatever you like, said u can stack whatever you like…yeaaaaauh
Verse: we all know that you wanna get real lean, you gotta quit eating and take some Phenadrine
Pop a few here and there, your girl wanna see you all bare. Yeah Yellow Thunder and Phenibut look good, I think I should, go purchase, but im broke like the hood
I want it, they got it, I need it, ill try it, we tell all our people APS supplies it
This is to the song "Whatever You Like" by T.I. Some of it is funny, some is for the supplements.
Whatever you like
Chorus: Supplements stacked, got my mesomorph on ice. Take a big swig, it tastes real nice
Yeah, u can stack whatever you like, said u can stack whatever u like
Late night lifts, just need a “pick me up”, one scoop of morph and put it in a cup
Yeah, u can stack whatever you like, said u can stack whatever you like…yeaaaaauh
Verse: Anytime u want a pump, just take some nitrozine, so vascular, u aint even gotta be lean
If u want it u can get it right here, nutrplanet.com is the best I swear
Yeah, I want that pump, need that pump, this thread is awesome, that’s why I bumped
I want it, APS got, I need it, you can buy it
U know nutraplanet supply it!
Chorus: Jelly filled donuts off to the side, don’t care about your abs just throw away your pride
(you can stack whatever you like, said you can stack whatever you like…yeaaaah)
Late night stacks just take a big BITE, don’t care about your weight just throw away your LIFE,
(whatever you like, said you can stack whatever you like…yeaaaah)
Verse: Anytime you want to, pick up a McDouble
Get so big that your girl don’t wanna cuddle.
Your mind wants to take a shift, but all u gotta do is hit the gym and lift. Yeah
I want that bread, need that bread, all you people, you got 10 pounds to shed
You want it, I got it, you order, I try it, we tell all our people you supply it
Chorus: Jelly filled donuts off to the side, don’t care about your abs just throw away your pride
(you can stack whatever you like, said you can stack whatever you like…yeaaaah)
Late night stacks just take a big BITE, don’t care about your weight just throw away your LIFE,
(whatever you like, said you can stack whatever you like…yeaaaah)
Verse: If your levels get low, just take testalenis, maybe you’ll get swole and ur girl will give you a kiss….
Just pop a few here and there, get so big that your shirt will soon tear, yeah
I want that pump, need that pump, Plasmagen Nitrate is the best supp
You want it, I use it, looks like im juicing, yeah I get accused for it
Chorus: Supplements stacked, got my mesomorph on ice. Take a big swig, it tastes real nice
Yeah, u can stack whatever you like, said u can stack whatever u like
Late night lifts, just need a “pick me up”, one scoop of morph and put it in a cup
Yeah, u can stack whatever you like, said u can stack whatever you like…yeaaaaauh
Verse: we all know that you wanna get real lean, you gotta quit eating and take some Phenadrine
Pop a few here and there, your girl wanna see you all bare. Yeah Yellow Thunder and Phenibut look good, I think I should, go purchase, but im broke like the hood
I want it, they got it, I need it, ill try it, we tell all our people APS supplies it
i think hes out of town but when he gets back im sure he will post an entry....this has been a fun contest. i would keep coming up with raps, but i want other people to have a chance to chime in. it would be cool if beast and i both won
Oddly enough, despite the fact that I am an old school metal head, this came out with a bit of a rap feel.
Anyways, hope ya enjoy and maybe get a smile:
Stackin' on the Phenadrine and Nitrozine
That's how I rock it when the iron gets mean
Getting pre-amped with the Mesomorph
Gonna kick some azz in the Gym of course
Took it to another level with Plasmagen Nitrate
Oh, the suckers in the weight room, I can feel their hate
Cause my androgens are rolling with the Testalensis
Just let me hit this pull, don't wanna cause no fuss
Yes, I'm ripped and stripped with the Yellow Thunder
Gotta keep pushing, gonna feed this hunger
Spent the day pushing plates so I'll tell you what
Gonna recoup and chill with some Phenibut.
Thanks for keeping this open long enough for me to get some entries in, JD
...my B-day IS coming up on 4-11...so a win would be saaaa-weet & some mesomorphed-cherry chip cupcakes would be pretty fan-dahm-tastic...
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