Listen, Your FAT! 7 Reasons Why + Contest!

[Royd The Noyd]

Listen, Your FAT!
If the following apply to you please read on:​

[1] You let the holidays get the best of you

[2] You've been skipping cardio

[3] Your post workout meal is 17 things off the dollar menu at McDonald's

[4] Your idea of a workout is kicking the **** out of a 12 year old on Call of Duty Black Ops

[5] You're "big boned"

[6] Your mother asks if your thyroid is working properly

[7] The fat guy at work asks you to go to lunch with him

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Also let's make this a fun thread. Feel free to add to the reasons why your fat. The guy with the funniest, most creative reasons will win 2 bottles of Vapor-XT. Limit 5 reasons per guy. Contest will end in one week or less!​

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[JoHNnyNuTZ]

Im fat because I eat too much...LOL..NO SERIOUSLY!!!!!

 

[Royd The Noyd]

Im fat because I eat too much...LOL..NO SERIOUSLY!!!!!

:biggthumpup: Try Vapor-Xt. oke: and lay off the :smokin:

 

[JoHNnyNuTZ]

:biggthumpup: Try Vapor-Xt. oke: and lay off the :smokin:

LOL...I actually havnt smoked in like 10 months or so. But good call. I think I need a real good appetite suppressent!!

 

[mmacrazy]

Hey dude screw you I'm not frickin fat !

Oh wait just got on the scale.....yeah I am. Thanks for pointing out my flaws ya jackwaggon !

 

[MidwestBeast]

I'm fat because I just found out yesterday I have hypothyroidism....lol. I'm serious.

I'll toss in something funny for feel good thoughts for everyone later, though.

 

[subweevil]

I'm so fat, when I step on the scale, it says "Ouch, one at a time please". Not looking to win, just wanted to make everyone laugh.

 

[JayDee6]

I am in the category of slacking on my morning cardio lol. I should be doing it 3 times per week, but I haven't done it at all in the past 2 months! That will change after next week though

 

[tnubs]

Im fat because i have no willpower and bulking is just so easy

 

[Kellyflan1]

I'm fat from a cycle of Twinkibol and I used Extra Gravy as my PCT.

 

[bigbeef]

Cause I lost my elbow splints

 

[JoHNnyNuTZ]

I'm fat from a cycle of Twinkibol and I used Extra Gravy as my PCT.

:shock:WOW!!!! Thats and Intense cycel....Suprised you didnt get man boobs!!!:lmao:

 

[tattoopierced1]

TTT!

 

[Royd The Noyd]

Lol some good additions so far.

 

[mmacrazy]

I'm fat cause I'm to short for my weight.
I'm fat cause the last time I went to the beach people poured water on me concerned I was drowning on air.
I'm fat because father o'hallihan touched me in funny places. (to soon ? To much ?)

I'm fat cause the doctor told me to eat more fish so I go to bk and get the big fish sandwich.
I'm fat cause the doctor said that angel food cake is ok so I eat twinkies.

 

[EasyEJL]

I'm fat cause the other night I was banging your mom without a rubber and caught the obesity virus from her

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,482788,00.html

 

[mmacrazy]

oh yeah !

 

[Cpo]

I'm so fat because Planet Fatness offers me free pizza 3x a month immediately after my workout!

I'm so fat because my cardio day is how fast I can chug a six pack of yuengling!

I'm so fat because my Test cycle went horribly wrong!

 

[Royd The Noyd]

I'm fat cause the other night I was banging your mom without a rubber and caught the obesity virus from her

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,482788,00.html

You sir, are now disqualified. :stick:

I'm so fat because Planet Fitness offers me free pizza 3x a month immediately after my workout!

I'm so fat because my cardio day is how fast I can chug a six pack of yuengling!

I'm so fat because my Test cycle went horribly wrong!

Lol @ Planet Fatness. What's yuengling?

 

[subweevil]

You sir, are now disqualified. :stick:



Lol @ Planet Fatness. What's yuengling?

Some of the best beer brewed right here in PA. Pretty much only available here, sorry about your luck.:toofunny:

 

[jbryand101b]

I'm fat because of my wife. (i think she has been shoveling food in my mouth to quiet my snoring)

 

[subweevil]

You sir, are now disqualified. :stick:



Lol @ Planet Fatness. What's yuengling?

Only some of the best beer ever brewed right here in PA. Pretty much only available here, so sorry about your luck. :laugh:

 

[Fat Ass 101]

I am the ideal weight if I were 19ft tall.

 

[Royd The Noyd]

I am the ideal weight if I were 19ft tall.

Your screen name definitely is applicable to the topic...

 

[Cpo]

Lol @ Planet Fatness. What's yuengling?

Yes, one of the best beers! A very dark beer

 

[jbryand101b]

I am the ideal weight if I were 19ft tall.

:lmao:

 

[pigpen75]

I'm fat because:

1) I'm vertically challenged

2) I've bought into McDonald's new healthy eating promos. (too many 1200 calorie salads & 800 calorie yogurt parfais)

3) I keep telling myself I'm "bulking" but thats been for 8 years now.

4) My wifes been banging the Swans man, and he's been leaving ****tons of ice cream and mac n cheese (talk about pouring salt in the wound)

5) Haven't found a fat burner thats worth a crap?

 

[EasyEJL]

You sir, are now disqualified.

If I change it from "your mom" to "Dr P's baby momma" would that help ?

 

[DreamWeaver]

My mon told me you are what you eat and I wanted to be the most I could be....

 

[taman6886]

Couldn't resist this one

"I eat because I am unhappy, I am unhappy because I eat!"

YouTube - josh the fat bastard

 

[pigpen75]

yuengling

Lol @ Planet Fatness. What's yuengling?

http://www.spirit76wines.com/r/products/yuengling-traditional-lager?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=Feed

 

[Rahl]

You people and you're yuengling. Ugh. That stuffs crap. I'm from PA and I'm here to tell you that you need to get out more if you think that's "the best beer ever". And no, it's NOT dark. LOL. Only if you're comparing it to Coors light.

Oh...and I'm fat because in my house Guinness is a food group.

 

[Royd The Noyd]

If I change it from "your mom" to "Dr P's baby momma" would that help ?

That or OP...

 

[curls]

Your girl rubs your stomach and says "I like big guys"

 

[Fat Ass 101]

Worked really hard to be Buddha for Halloween and it went really well. Trying to be a Sumo wrestler next year.

 

[Fat Ass 101]

Trying to match belly size of the pregnant women in the office.

 

[Fat Ass 101]

Worked really hard to be Buddha for Halloween and it went really well. Trying to be a Sumo wrestler next year.

At this rate, in two years, I can be Pluto...the planet, not the dumb Disney dog.

Don't let me be as big as a planet. Throw my broke ass some free stuff...

LOL...just playing, but seriously, throw my broke fat ass some free stuff, pretty please???

 

[Royd The Noyd]

lol good stuff fat ass.

 

[mmacrazy]

I'm fat cause I listened to the advice of people on bb.com

woah ! Zinger

 

[Royd The Noyd]

I'm fat cause I listened to the advice of people on bb.com

woah ! Zinger

Ouch. :lmao:

 

[frank29]

1) I am fat because I don't give a crap what other people think of my large body

2) I am fat because I thought I was special and would never have any health problems

3) I am fat since I don't have to worry about women liking me.

4) I am fat because it is easier than working hard to be fit. The biggest loser is fake, isn't it?

5) I am fat because I spend too much time online pretending I am skinny talking to hot women in chat rooms, who are really 65 year old men.

Hopefully one or more of these made you laugh

 

[phatmike0704]

im fat because of hoho chinese kitchen lunch special. choice of entree, comes with a sh** load chicken fried rice, hot and sour soup, chicken finger, crab won-ton and can of soda for 5.49 total. a taste of heaven.

my ex-girlfriend always wanted to hang out all the time

my romanian family said to put some meat on my bones when i was a kid

taco bell value menu

i stopped my cardio(jackin off) because of phs(loss of libido)

and my name is phatmike

 

[taman6886]

I'm fat because my idea of a keto diet consists of Taco Bell, BK and McDonalds!

 

[southpaw23]

I'm so fat I just starred in the new sequel "Precious 2".

 

[moklepaul]

hahahahaha you gonna steal a bucket of chicken too? lol


I'm fat 'cause I live in Canada, and these bitch tits keep me warm when it's 40 below!

I'm only fat on AM. I'm the skinny kid in the buffet line

 

[jbryand101b]

I'm fat because intead of fight fat people, chuck norris tries to sell them a total gym! SELF PRESERVATION! chuck is everywhere!

 

[Kellyflan1]

I'M FAT BECAUSE ALL OF MY SUPPLEMENTS NORMALLY SHIP FROM DOWNTOWN CAIRO.
I'M FAT BECAUSE MY WIFE PUTS POWDERED SUGAR IN MY PROTEIN TO MAKE SURE I NEVER LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO UPGRADE.
I'M FAT FROM STRESS EATING WHEN I'M TRYING TO WIN FREE SUPPLEMENTS.

 

[monstermash]

I'm fat cause I listened to the advice of people on bb.com

woah ! Zinger

lmao Did they say you needed that Steakbol?

I'M FAT BECAUSE MY WIFE PUTS POWDERED SUGAR IN MY PROTEIN TO MAKE SURE I NEVER LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO UPGRADE.

^^This is priceless haha good one!

 

[mmacrazy]

I'M FAT BECAUSE ALL OF MY SUPPLEMENTS NORMALLY SHIP FROM DOWNTOWN CAIRO.

Omg I know ! Habibs camel piss gets me so jack3d before my workouts !

 

[tattoopierced1]

lovin the upgrade line lol...