It's no secret that I freakin' LOVE Halloween. It's my favorite holiday for many reasons. Yes, I enjoy making little kids cry, but I also love to see all the freaks out there come out to play! What other day of the year can you see a prostitute, a werewolf, a secretary and a jug of iced tea walking down the street together?!?! (Sounds like there should be a Tara Reid joke in here somewhere, but I digress...)
So this Halloween, Athletic Xtreme wants YOU to SHOW US THE FREAK!!! What's at stake? The freak-maker itself, HardFX!!! Winners nab themselves a free freakin' bottle. Entering is really freakin' easy, too. Winning....just a bit more freakin' difficult!!
Hard FX is the latest innovation from AX, and yes...we're pushing the boundaries of innovation all over again for guys just like you who want to be "that guy!" Hard FX contains BOTH a known aromatase inhibitor (the enzyme responsible for converting masculine testosterone into feminizing estrogen) and a powerful testosterone booster!
Hard FX kicks it off with a powerful AI known as 7-MF(7-methyoxyflavone), which will control estrogen while kicking up testosterone production, with similar Ki and iC50 values of other strong AIs, allowing you to add slabs of lean mass while also staying lean. The guys at AX took it a step further by being one of the first companies to release the testosterone boosting powerhouse, DAA( D-Aspartic Acid), a naturally occurring amino acid in the human body that is found in the body's neuro-endocrine tissues. And get this! D-Aspartic Acid has been shown to increase luteinizing hormone and testosterone, on average, by 46% and 45.5% respectively in 13 days. In fact, so powerful is D-Aspartic Acid that one participant showed an 84% increase in testosterone in less than 2 weeks!
We finish it off with Fenugreek extract and Forskolin, both showing IMPRESSIVE results in terms of body compistion, allowing you to add muscle mass while even loosing fat!!! Never before has such a complete testosterone activator been unleashed with the sole intent to help athletes harden up with more quality muscle and potentially less body fat.
How do you win?
Easy - FREAK TiM OUT!!! Be wary, a horror fan like me won't scare easily. I'm the guy who used to watch the Faces of Death videos while eating dinner! To FREAK me out, post a pic, .gif, or video in one of the following categories:
1. FREAKY PhotoChop - Freaky pics obviously faked, but still freakin' cool.
2. FREAKY Natty - Freaky pics au naturale - unmolested, unchopped, and unbelievable freaky!
3. FREAKY Funny - Scarey pics with a funny side.
4. FREAKY People - Real people out there who are just too freakin weird!!
5. FREAKY Halloween 2010 - YOUR freak pics from Halloween 2010!!
The FREAKIN Rules:
1. Don't break forum rules, including nudity, really distasteful stuff, offensive, or Paris Hilton.
2. No real death pics - no murder or crime scene shots, no fetuses, no mutilated animals.
3. Gore is OK, but use your judgment. See rules 1 & 2.
To Freakin' Enter:
Pick your freakin category, announce it in your freakin post, and pop up the freakin entries!!
1. Must live in the domestic US.
2. Must be atleast 21 yrs of age.
3. MUST FREAK TIM OUT!!!!
Contest Duration: NOW until Tuesday, November 2 at midnight EST.
Winners selected by the AX crew and will be announced soon after the contest ends. Please note: Contest is running concurrently on both the AX forum and AnabolicMinds. Winners will be chosen from ALL entries on both sites. Good luck, have fun, and let's get FREAKY!!!!
Nice. Not freaky per se, but absolutely hilarious!
Fine, one more before bed.
4. Freaky People - Real people out there who are just too freakin weird!!
Over the course of 36 years Amelia Dyer is suspected of killing over 247 children.
She was only convicted of one. Thankfully, one murder conviction was enough to get this nightmare off the street.
She was hanged by the neck until dead on June 10, 1896.
'Tis the season and there are some REAL stories out there that are absolutely bone chilling.
I remember reading a lot of these last year around Halloween.
The real monsters are ALWAYS worse than the ones we can imagine.
Fritz Haarmann, David Parker Ray, Albert Fish, and more recently Anthony Sowell just to name a few.
"I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25 WHITE WHALE!
I want to see some cool monsters and stuff in here. And I'm personally too lazy to go to images.google.com and type in keywords like monster, zombie, overzealous Twilight fans, and [insert death metal band name here] album artwork. I'd rather give away a bottle of Hard-FX for whoever picks out the best ones.