AX's Valentine's Day Contest!! (Free Roses!!)

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AX's Valentine's Day Massacre Contest
aka How to lose a girl in 20 words or less...

1 dozen long stem red roses.... $75
1 pink fuzzy bear with premium chocolate sampler... $50
1 musical romantic greeting card... $7
...Sending them to a complete stranger in exchange for a restraining order... Priceless

Attention: Pimps, Macdaddies, Aces, Johnny Smooth's, Romeo's, Loverboys and Men of all ages!!!

Even the most alpha pimp daddy has had a bad night! It's the on-going struggle of the male species, saying just the right thing and moving just the right way to get noticed. You may have the swagger, the clothes, the 6-pack abs, the styled bed head, the fancy cologne, and all the tools to get the job done right. But if you can't make that first impression and hold their attention in your favor, it's time to go home to Handria and revisit that box of Kleenex! I don't care if you're the master of the one-finger bra unhook technique, everybody's gotten tangled up at some point!!

To help you out this Valentine's Day, AX is giving away copies of the new AXCITE ATTRACTION GUIDE!!!! Filled with tips and tricks to help you score that lucky lady!!

What do you have to do to win? EASY! Tell us about the WORST pick-up lines you've used and what happened after using them. Or let us know about that perfect evening gone perfectly wrong!! You may not have scored then, but we're giving you the chance to "score" now!! The AXcite Attraction Guide will be your's in plenty of time to "bone-up" on your Valentine's Day game!!

Not sure what I'm talking about? Here's a few (bad) examples:
-Hey baby, are those jeans made from glass? Cuz I'd love to see myself in 'em!
-Nice shoes, wanna ****?
-Wow, it must be dark out tonight cuz I can see the stars in your eyes, baby!
-Nice dress. It'd look great on the floor tomorrow morning!
-Me, you, a bottle of Jager... wanna get naked?
-Nice knees, baby. Are those carpet burns? No? It could be!!

Ok, so those were some pretty bad examples, but you get the idea. Let us know what's done you wrong and what's the worst you've used.

Details:
-Contest is running on AX, AM, and BB.com
-3 winners from each forum will be chosen to receive the AXcite Attraction Guide!
...Oh, but it gets even BETTER!!!...
-1 lucky winner from EACH forum will receive 1 Dozen Roses sent to whomever they choose this Valentine's Day!!!! (Roses ain't cheap this time of year, boys!)*USA only.

Contest Deadline: Wednesday, February 11 at 12:00 noon EST.
Judging will be done by AX Reps and Staff.

Now, when you sign up for The Score Sheet newsletter, you'll also get a FREE CHAPTER from the Axcite Attraction Guide, enough to tickly your fancy till you can win one here!! So get your mojo workin and visit Sign up for the The “Score� Sheet | Axcite now to sign up! While your rememberin the glory days, pop by Axcite Pheromone LP7 - Get The Unfair Advantage With AXCITE Pheromone Cologne to find out what it's all about!!

This Valentine's Day, let the folks who bring out the Ultimate Alpha Male in you help you to SCORE BIG with AXCITE!!!

Giggidy Giggidy, Giggidy Goo

[crader]

Well the roses are sweet anyway...

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LMAO!!! Ladies are free to enter, too!! Though, it's not often a woman comes at you with a pick-up line, let alone one that fails!! A halfway decent woman could've walked up to me in my day and said "There's gum on my shoe" and I'd be ready to go.

[andrew732]

Well you guys will get a kick out of this stuff.
My worst pick-up line used was so you from around here when the girl worked for the restauraunt, hahahah yeah that was bad I know, learned from my experiences that you need to think before you speak.

My worst experience was when I went to SouthBeach, Miami, FL. I saw a naked model sun bathing so I decided to approach her, she looked at and said "please leave me alone, do not talk to me, I am begging you to leave me in peace." I was so embarrassed, I learned never bother to approach a naked woman on a beach, may cause akwardness unless you are using AXCITE, cuz it always leaves a good first impression.

[suncloud]

my favorite one is : you've stolen my heart, but its OK - i have 3 more in the freezer!





its good for a laugh, and that's about it

[andrew732]

my favorite one is : you've stolen my heart, but its OK - i have 3 more in the freezer!





its good for a laugh, and that's about it

nice, that's a crude one to say to a woman LOL

[JOHNJESSICA20]

AX make it possible for me to sleep in my own bed and not on couch! If I forget the flowers this year I might be spendn the next V-day alone..lol


Pick-up line: Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package!

General reaction to this line: Punch in the throat




Pick-up Line:"If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?"

General reaction to this line:
A swift ninja kick to balls..followed by alot of ice.

[Urban Monk]

My favorite pickup line (albeit crude):

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head."

Surprisingly (or not), it hasn't really worked out too well in practice. I actually got slapped for it once, but its generally good for a laugh. At least my current girlfriend appreciates my sense of humor, and would love the dozen roses :-).

[SilentBob187]

Line: That sweater is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.

[PhysiqueFreak]

Well, it started one day when I was at the gym and I saw one of my old flings. I hadn't seen her in about a year, but still liked her as much as I did when we were together. Before I left the gym I asked her if she wanted to get together that night. Well, she said yes and we decided on a movie.

I was a couple days coming off of my summer cut and had started bulking up again. Needless to say, my body wasn't used to the foods I hadn't eaten in 3 months.

Later that night, I picked her up and we went to the movies. Everything was going well as we settled down in our chairs waiting for the movie to start. About half-way through the movie, I thought I was making some really good progress until my stomach started making really loud sounds. This continued on for almost the rest of the movie, but I was holding in there even though I knew she could hear my stomach. A las, as the movie was about to end, I could no longer hold it in and let go. Loud and ... we'll go with unpleasant smelly.

Naturally I was very embarrassed and she was too, seeing as other people noticed. The last time I saw her was after dropping her off at her house after the movie.....

Oh well, I still live to fight another day

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Well, it started one day when I was at the gym and I saw one of my old flings. I hadn't seen her in about a year, but still liked her as much as I did when we were together. Before I left the gym I asked her if she wanted to get together that night. Well, she said yes and we decided on a movie.

I was a couple days coming off of my summer cut and had started bulking up again. Needless to say, my body wasn't used to the foods I hadn't eaten in 3 months.

Later that night, I picked her up and we went to the movies. Everything was going well as we settled down in our chairs waiting for the movie to start. About half-way through the movie, I thought I was making some really good progress until my stomach started making really loud sounds. This continued on for almost the rest of the movie, but I was holding in there even though I knew she could hear my stomach. A las, as the movie was about to end, I could no longer hold it in and let go. Loud and ... we'll go with unpleasant smelly.

Naturally I was very embarrassed and she was too, seeing as other people noticed. The last time I saw her was after dropping her off at her house after the movie.....

Oh well, I still live to fight another day

LMAO!!! That's a good one right there.

[Johnny7]

Worst line...

2 summers ago a girl wanted to do something and I really didn't. So I figured I'd toss out a joking line when she asked what I would want to do on a date.

Her: So what do you want to do tonight?

Me: I figured we'd have some chicken...and sex.

Her: I don't like chicken.

Awkward silence.

Her: Just give me a call tonight.

Can't remember the excuse I made, but I got out of it and hooked her up with a buddy of mine.

[JOHNJESSICA20]

Worst line...

2 summers ago a girl wanted to do something and I really didn't. So I figured I'd toss out a joking line when she asked what I would want to do on a date.

Her: So what do you want to do tonight?

Me: I figured we'd have some chicken...and sex.

Her: I don't like chicken.

Awkward silence.

Her: Just give me a call tonight.

Can't remember the excuse I made, but I got out of it and hooked her up with a buddy of mine.

Can I have her number...lol

[BigFish80]

Walk up to a random girl who has a nice rack........ grab her boobs and squeeze. Then respond "Don't worry.......it's OK........ I'm Gay!" I've seen this done with both amazing and horrifying results.

Another...

Walk up to a random girl........ proceed to mess up her hair. Then respond "I just wanted to see what you looked like in the morning........... Yeah you're a keeper, my place or yours?!"

[Esox Express]

I must be a pirate, cuz I am diggin' your chest.

[lciaccio]

Is your name Jasmine? Cuz i could see you sprawled out on my carpet like Aladdin

I heard you could take loads like you work for UPS

Do you play for the Yankees? cuz i'll trade you my Johnson

I haven't seen anything so white and great since cocaine

You can find me at the playground cuz I could have you riding up and down like a see-saw

Call me Yung-Joc, cuz its goin down baby

haha theres like a million of these things

[Johnny7]

Can I have her number...lol

Man, I don't think you want it.

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Walk up to a random girl who has a nice rack........ grab her boobs and squeeze. Then respond "Don't worry.......it's OK........ I'm Gay!" I've seen this done with both amazing and horrifying results.

Another...

Walk up to a random girl........ proceed to mess up her hair. Then respond "I just wanted to see what you looked like in the morning........... Yeah you're a keeper, my place or yours?!"

HA!!! I'm likin' those!

[JOHNJESSICA20]

Man, I don't think you want it.

LMAO

[ticco]

Scene: Lying in bed after a romantic evening.

Line: "I have aids"
Reaction: "I wish you told me that earlier...."

simple yet effective and guaranteed to ruin the night.